Embarrasing Things about Yourself! (Reveal your Secrets)

[The Bodybuilder]

Here is my list...

- I dunno how to play cards.
- I know absolutely nothing about chemistry.
- I never go outside without hairgel on.
- I got blowjob once from an ugly girl.
- I piss on the seat on purpose in public bathrooms
- I lied to a priest once saying I'd seen "The Passion of Christ" and really enjoyed it.

[Trigger]

Here is my list...
- I piss on the seat on purpose in public bathrooms
- I lied to a priest once saying I'd seen "The Passion of Christ" and really enjoyed it.

LOL

[w8less]

Here is my list...

- I dunno how to play cards.
- I know absolutely nothing about chemistry.
- I never go outside without hairgel on.
- I got blowjob once from an ugly girl.
- I piss on the seat on purpose in public bathrooms
- I lied to a priest once saying I'd seen "The Passion of Christ" and really enjoyed it.

You forgot one more: You're gay!

[marcFE]

-I think some stupid kids cartoons are acctually interesting (even if everyone around you says their gay and you do to when asked :P)
-I say my contact falls out about once a week just to go to the bathroom for 10 minutes without using a pass (school :P)
-I sleep with a stuffed animal dog (cause hes cool ^^)

All I can think of right now, this ought to be interesting, I'll think some more while I'm on my way to physical therapy and will edit the post :P

[w8less]

I'm gay.

[orzonus]

-I hold my balls when I go to sleep

[w8less]

Ok, enough with the gay stuff. I'm jus playin bodybuilder. Fun idea for a thread. Lemme think......

Well I'm pretty much obsessed with porn for the most part.
I ****ed a co-worker in my boss's office (the office has no doors, it's a cubicle!)
I look at my body like a girl, telling myself I'm fat all the time
I have the smallest dick ever, when soft. He gets the job done hard
I let a girl eat and finger my ass..........and I really liked it!!

[Meta]

-Sexless

Need I say more? (Virgin is too tied to religion to use)

[Micheal Jackson]

I like to wear white gloves and grab my crotch in public.

[The Bodybuilder]

I like to wear white gloves and grab my crotch in public.

Dude this Michael Jackson act you're playing is sooo old.....

[StinkyGorilla]

Here is my list...
- I piss on the seat on purpose in public bathrooms

You jerkface! I am the one always having to wipe it off!

-I file my nails 'till their neat every once in a while just 'cause I like to (so sue me)
-One of the biggest things that upsets me is getting wupped on repeatedly in video games.. I am normally the master but when that one guy comes along.. ARRGG.
-I use leather cleaner and restorer on my weight belt lol
-I almost never go out without my hairgel in my hair... Once when I was in a pool and my hair was wet (so it was down) a guy in my youth group actually came up behind me, poked me on my back asking who I was, then when he saw my face was like "WOAH... I didn't recognize you." lol

People also often ask me if I got a haircut if I happen to go out without spiking my hair.

[The Bodybuilder]

You jerkface! I am the one always having to wipe it off!

You sit down when you pee ?lol

[StinkyGorilla]

You sit down when you pee ?lol

Since when did mankind stop pooping? <_<

[aserecuba]

-I almost never go out without my hairgel in my hair... Once when I was in a pool and my hair was wet (so it was down) a guy in my youth group actually came up behind me, poked me on my back asking who I was, then when he saw my face was like "WOAH... I didn't recognize you." lol

snafu you have to come with with an mspaint for this ^^^

[StinkyGorilla]

snafu you have to come with with an mspaint for this ^^^

lol, please do.

[EliteLifts]

[QUOTE=w8less]
I have the smallest dick ever, when soft. He gets the job done hard
QUOTE]

Hey bro. It's not the size of your pencil that counts, it's how you write your name.

Ok, now it is my turn.

If I wake up in the middle of the night the first thing I do is pick my nose

I hardly ever wash my hands after I go to the bathroom

I prefer to whipe my ass with a warm wash cloth rather than toilet paper

I once sliced my own nipple off

Yeah....I'm a weird little bastard.

[MilitaryMan]

[QUOTE=EliteLifts]

I once sliced my own nipple off

.

what the ****?!?!?

[EliteLifts]

what the ****?!?!?

It's a true story bro. Was shaving my chest and got a little careless. I'm glad sure however that I don't shave my crotch.

[marcFE]

so you like have one nipple lol?

Must make an odd chest pose ;/

[EliteLifts]

so you like have one nipple lol?

Must make an odd chest pose ;/

LOL.

I didn't really mean that I sliced my whole nipple off. There is a good portion of it missing though.

[eehee]

here's mine:

1: i lost my virginity to my mom's friend/housekeeper. but it slipped out halfway through and she pulled her pants up and went back to cleaning the house!
that made me mad as hell.

2:i check every guy i see to make sure he isn't bigger than me. if he is i get angry and call him stupid in my mind.

3:i don't like taking a **** when someone's in the next stall over.

4: I lusted after my adopted aunt and felt her up in a car once, i was in the driving seat and she was in the back with her boyfriend. they were both drunk so they didn't notice my hand snaking under the blankets...

5: i tripped a stripper in a strip club once, by grabbing her ankle when she was
danceing over me.

6: I hit on the fattest girl in my school when i was drunk. and i'm not sure but i think she rejected me!

7: that same night all the younger kids from my school cornered me in my incapacitated state and started poking me while i retched on the floor.

8:i had a crush on this girl for 5 years straight and never said a word to me, even though she was in several of my classes.

there's more, i'll think of them and post em later.

[StinkyGorilla]

LOL.

I didn't really mean that I sliced my whole nipple off. There is a good portion of it missing though.

Oh my gosh... how do you accidentally shave off a nipple?... were you drunk or something? I mean... unless you were taking heman swipes I don't see how you could do that...

[EliteLifts]

Oh my gosh... how do you accidentally shave off a nipple?... were you drunk or something? I mean... unless you were taking heman swipes I don't see how you could do that...

Bombed to be exact.

This also reminds me of another embarrassing thing about myself that I did/do when I have had too much to drink. I tend to pee everywhere but the bathroom when I have had too much to drink.

[timbo81]

I still pick my nose and eat it.

muahahaha.

[eehee]

I still pick my nose and eat it.

muahahaha.

dude...no!

[Archangel_Lost]

I'm pee shy. To a good extent. I can't use small, quiet public restrooms if someone else is even in there.. If I've had a bit of alcohol, I'm in a stall, and it's pretty noisy(Football games, etc), I might can squeeze it out. If I'm really drunk, I can just piss anywhere like R. Kelly.

[Micheal Jackson]

I'm pee shy. To a good extent. I can't use small, quite public restrooms if someone else is even in there.. If I've had a bit of alcohol, I'm in a stall, and it's pretty noisy(Football games, etc), I might can squeeze it out. If I'm really drunk, I can just piss anywhere like R. Kelly.

I was the same way when I was in High School. But after I grad I started to piss everywhere and anywhere.

[antihero]

LOL.

I didn't really mean that I sliced my whole nipple off. There is a good portion of it missing though.

did the nipple grow back?

[antihero]

1. i bite my nails.
2. i wear size 14 shoes (and my foot fits tight) b/c its impossible to find 14.5 or 15.
3. i dont like seperate foods touching on my plate.
4. i suck at trig.

[StinkyGorilla]

I am 18 and I wear 14-year-old kid underwear because my waist is so small, and I like everthing snug.