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10-07-2004, 10:29 AM
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Muscletech Supplements are the BEST EVER!!!!
Hey guys, I'm new here and I'm a HUGE believer in Muscletech supplements! I haven't read much of the threads in here but since it's a bodybuilding forum I bet almost everyone will agree. I just got this free sample of PumpTech in the mail!!! Man I'm SO pumped. Jay Culter was on the cover of the sample envelope. Man that dude is HUGE and all he does is work out every now and then and use MuscleTech supps like crazy! Damn! I'm so pumped to look like him. I got all the goods man! NitroTech, Hydroxycut, PumpTech, CellTech, man ANYTHING Tech!! I can't wait to look just like Jay man. Maybe I can do some of the ads once I get going. I mean the stuff says it doesn't take too long. I figure I'll be jacked in a few weeks. Damn this is exciting stuff. Anyway, let's here from all you MuscleTech lovers out there. Thank the bodybuilding gods for this stuff!!!
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10-07-2004, 10:34 AM
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Ah, yeah. And Maury Povich will be the next President of the United States.
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10-07-2004, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Npeart
Ah, yeah. And Maury Povich will be the next President of the United States.
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Dude, is he even running. I thought that dude's name was Kerry or something. Crazy **** though!
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10-07-2004, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by pu12en12g
Look mommy ! ! It's a Muscletech Troll ! ! !
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Dude, I'm only 14y/o. The only trolls I have are those cool ones you put on the end of a pencil with the cute fuzzy hair. Man, I love those little guys.
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10-07-2004, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by pu12en12g
Look mommy ! ! It's a Muscletech Troll ! ! !
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LMAO. This thread starter has to be a joke. It sounds so FOS.
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10-07-2004, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by cowboyathlete
LMAO. This thread starter has to be a joke. It sounds so FOS.
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What is "FOS"?? Sorry, new here. But I do like jokes. Got any good ones? Man, where are all the Muscltech lovers in here? Isn't anybody in here a bodybuilder?
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10-07-2004, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by whatuwant
Hey guys, I'm new here and I'm a HUGE believer in Muscletech supplements! I haven't read much of the threads in here but since it's a bodybuilding forum I bet almost everyone will agree. I just got this free sample of PumpTech in the mail!!! Man I'm SO pumped. Jay Culter was on the cover of the sample envelope. Man that dude is HUGE and all he does is work out every now and then and use MuscleTech supps like crazy! Damn! I'm so pumped to look like him. I got all the goods man! NitroTech, Hydroxycut, PumpTech, CellTech, man ANYTHING Tech!! I can't wait to look just like Jay man. Maybe I can do some of the ads once I get going. I mean the stuff says it doesn't take too long. I figure I'll be jacked in a few weeks. Damn this is exciting stuff. Anyway, let's here from all you MuscleTech lovers out there. Thank the bodybuilding gods for this stuff!!!
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Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day.
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10-07-2004, 10:47 AM
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What is "FOS"?? Sorry, new here. But I do like jokes. Got any good ones? Man, where are all the Muscltech lovers in here? Isn't anybody in here a bodybuilder?
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FOS= Fructooligosaccharide
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10-07-2004, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by ballbags1
FOS= Fructooligosaccharide
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Dude, that's gotta be like some other language. No wonder I didn't pick up on it. Are you from another country? Do you know Gunter?? Damn, I be he uses the Tech too. That guy is HUGE!
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10-07-2004, 10:52 AM
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good stuff!! the best was the part about being jacked in a few weeks. Thanks for the best laugh since Wifeswap last night which was by far the funniest hour Ive ever watched on TV
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10-07-2004, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Customizer
good stuff!! the best was the part about being jacked in a few weeks.
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Dude, I'm tellin you-it says so right on the package! I mean have you seen the before and afters of the people using the stuff! ****'s incredible! That stuff's gotta be real!
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10-07-2004, 10:56 AM
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alright, if you say so I'll pick some up. I need to be jacked in a few weeks.
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10-07-2004, 11:00 AM
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Hey bud your going places in life now!Don't let these guys get you down. Go ahead and post you before pics so we can be astounded about how jacked and riipped you soon will become.
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10-07-2004, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Customizer
alright, if you say so I'll pick some up. I need to be jacked in a few weeks.
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Do it bro! Hell yea! Man this thing needs to be a sticky (whatever that means) so we can get the word out. I've always felt Muscletech supplements were under-advertised. But word of mouth in the bodybuilding community is probably enough. I mean you walk into the gym and you see some big jacked shredded dude, you KNOW he's on MuscleTech bro, you just know that!
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10-07-2004, 11:01 AM
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ROTFLMAO....this is great, man I wish Gunter was here for this 
BWAAAAAHAHAHA!!!
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10-07-2004, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Deadgame
Hey bud your going places in life now!Don't let these guys get you down. Go ahead and post you before pics so we can me astounded about how jacked and riipped you soon will become.
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ROTFLMAO FOS = full of s***
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5. I'd like to check you for ticks.
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10-07-2004, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by whatuwant
Dude, I'm tellin you-it says so right on the package! I mean have you seen the before and afters of the people using the stuff! ****'s incredible! That stuff's gotta be real!
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you seriously, believe the before and after ! the funniest before and after gotta be myostatin
cytodine was charged before cause they brought a pregnant woman and did before and after she delieverd, without telling people she was pregnant before
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10-07-2004, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by whatuwant
Do it bro! Hell yea! so we can get the word out.
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I would like to join forces with you on this mission. Which one do I need to buy to get jacked in a few weeks?
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10-07-2004, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by sicosico
you seriously, believe the before and after ! the funniest before and after gotta be myostatin
cytodine was charged before cause they brought a pregnant woman and did before and after she delieverd, without telling people she was pregnant before
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Maybe so man, but I have faith in the integrity of MuscleTech. They wouldn't do us like that.
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10-07-2004, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by whatuwant
I mean you walk into the gym and you see some big jacked shredded dude, you KNOW he's on MuscleTech bro, you just know that!
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I know, I know, but I usually don't ask them because they scare me
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10-07-2004, 11:07 AM
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Ever since the PumpTech came out, I've been deathly afraid of all other nitric oxide boosters 
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10-07-2004, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Customizer
I would like to join forces with you on this mission. Which one do I need to buy to get jacked in a few weeks?
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Hell yes man, all aboard the yoked train!!! Ok, I'd start out with some CellTech, do like a one day cycle that should do it. Then get on the NitroTech man, that will get you huge!!! Do a bulking phase for like 4-5 days. Then you'll be pretty big man so you'll wanna cut down. Use the Hydroxycut for about a week or less depending on how fast you see results. And don't forget to use PumpTech before all your workouts so you can get the pumped look of Cutler. So pretty much that's your two week regimine man and your there. Start signing up for shows now bro cause you'll be competing soon!
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10-07-2004, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Customizer
I know, I know, but I usually don't ask them because they scare me
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No **** bro, I have the same problem. I figure in a couple weeks they'll be givin me the nod. Know what I mean. They'll know what's up. They'll know I've been on the Tech!
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10-07-2004, 11:33 AM
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I've always felt Muscletech supplements were under-advertised.
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And I though I was the only one!! Man, maybe we can do something to let the word out; I mean there must be like billions of people who have opened a magazine but dont know about the super duper supplements by Muslcetech. Maybe bodybuilders will tatoo the logo directly on their bodies for competitions. That would be cool! And maybe Jay Custler could name his kid Bobby-Tech or Suzie-Super-Pump or something. Those kids would be super rad at school. Whatever we can do to help this fledggling company, let's do it!
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10-07-2004, 11:36 AM
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And maybe Jay Custler could name his kid Bobby-Tech or Suzie-Super-Pump or something. Whatever we can do to help this fledggling company, let's do it!
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Amen to that brother. Hey progress update fellas! I just popped a PumpTech and I think my bi went up half an inch. Going to measure now. I'll keep you posted. GET THE WORD OUT!
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10-07-2004, 11:39 AM
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You think their ****e's good now - and you're only taking it orally!
Mix it up in some baby oil and rub it all over your body and you've got a bitchin' trans-dermal, dude!
Or better yet, get yourself some syringes and... 
ROFLMAO!
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10-07-2004, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by DaddyR
You think their ****e's good now - and you're only taking it orally!
Mix it up in some baby oil and rub it all over your body and you've got a bitchin' trans-dermal, dude!
Or better yet, get yourself some syringes and...
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Hey DaddyR, is your real name Dexter Jackson by chance??? Damn! Thanks for the tip bro. You da man!
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10-07-2004, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by ballbags1
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Dude, try NOS that **** from Fast and Furious!! Just inhale it bro and off you go. Serious stuff man. I think Muscletech has a patent pending on it.
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10-07-2004, 12:30 PM
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Dude, try NOS that **** from Fast and Furious!! Just inhale it bro and off you go. Serious stuff man. I think Muscletech has a patent pending on it.
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Whoa, dude, I rubbed some of that stuff on my dick, and my hardon got to be sooooo big I was able to f*** people in the next county without even trying!!! Totally AWESOME!!!
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2. You are so full of s***, maintenance is still unclogging the toilet.
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5. I'd like to check you for ticks.
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10-07-2004, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by cowboyathlete
Whoa, dude, I rubbed some of that stuff on my dick, and my hardon got to be sooooo big I was able to f*** people in the next county without even trying!!! Totally AWESOME!!!
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Um.....this is a very serious bodybuilding supplement forum discussion. I believe there are other forums that deal with the topic of sex. If we could keep to the subject matter please. Thank you.
PS I am glad to hear you had some good results. Try stacking that with some PumpTech next time to help you with the pumping motion. Should work wonders.
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