Hyperbole - God Could Not Have Created A Better Muscle Builder.

[leonidas300]

The most innovative product is here, now - HYPERBOLE
Are you ready for extreme growth. Have you ever wanted to buy a new wardrobe because you can no longer get your HUGE ARMS, through your old shirts. Of course you are, but I only sell to the most elite, hardcore bodybuilders. Those that are not afraid of the unknown, those that will do whatever it it takes to get huge, to get strong, to get ripped. Think you are man enough for this, well I hope you like stretch marks because you are about to experience a level unprecedented muscle growth that is going to put steroids to shame. That is right, steroids are going to run home and cry to their scientist daddy that there is a bully at a school and he beat them up and took their lunch money. That is right this new revolutionary product is going to change bodybuilding forever. Just throw all your supplements in the garbage right now because our scientist have discovered the new "Fountain of Juice." That's right, steroids move over, there is a new King in Town.


Get ready for HYPERBOLE

Coming when we damn well decide. Place orders now for this exclusive opportunity.

[sobelik]

can a brotha get a COA?

[masterdine]

a joke?

[timdull2]

New Hyperbole, from the makers of Rhetoric and the #1 best-selling fat burner, Hype*!!!

*Hype not sold in stores. Please see your local supplement representative for contact and distribution information. Hype is a registered trademarke of REP Industries, LLC. Those with heart conditions or are using MAOI should not take Hype. Contact your physician if any of the following occurs: Nausea, cold sweating, loss of hair, anal leakage, priopism, deafness or swelling of the ear lobes, genital discomfort, cramps, or certain auto-immune related illnesses. REPI, LLC not responsible for effects not associated with proper usage of Hype.

[Mr. Aries]

Clay, take this crap to the company promo!

[Skigazzi]

Is this cGMP certified?

Will it pass transdermally?

Will it alter my life force?

Will it give me Greg Valentino arms?

Where in the food chain is this found?

How much money can I pay you for it to make sure I can test it before anyone else?

I dont know what it is, but I want it!!!!!!

and so on and so forth.

[cxm]

Your hyperbole has nothing on cxm's MRP, my product has real world feedback

Ok, Ive tried to stear far away form this MRP for some time now do to quality issues that have been brought up before (someone said he was producing it in a pet store). Finally I broke down and YoungSquatter / YoungLifter (same person ) said that the high protein content and new fruity flavrors was worth a try.

So I got a few samples the other day of Strawberry - Kiwi (he has all sorts of flavors, just ask him and Im sure he can produce a tastey flavor that suits your taste buds). Now Im a huge fan of any Strawberry flavor so I was pretty excited.

Mixability- Mixed pretty well. A spoon did good so a shaker wasnt even needed. Definately better than any other MRP Ive tried. The downside was it got a little clumpy if you let it sit for too long. If you decide you dont wanna mix it, you can always just take a shot of it like you would do with GMS or many other bulk powders. The thing is if you let it sit on your tongue for too long you might spit it up.

Texture / Intangibles- Seems fairly liquidy. Not too milky-like (is that a word?). Has good thermogenic characteristics. Even hours after receiving the package the MRP was warm. Obviously like I stated earlier it can get clumpy if you leave it out too long. Stickyness can be an issue though. Do not play around with it, it will get stuck in between your fingers.

Nutritional Value- 10 grams of protein for every teaspoon. Very impressive. Has some maltodexterine and palmatose in it as well (of coarse it isnt naturally occuring). There's also some MCT's but that only in the coconut flavor (from the coconut oil).

Taste- Best part by far. Never in my life of MRP testing have I had a better tasteing one. Was not bitter at all. Had a sour hint to it but that is a good thing for fruity flavors. Kinda has a kick to it.

Overral- Im not gonna lie, I am impressed. Never before have I loved an MRP the way I love this one. From now on, every night before bed, I take a shot of CXM's MRP. I highly reccomend this to everyone....father, son, child, adult, mod, newb, booty, joel, jkieth, martel, matt hughes, royce gracie, citizens, illegal immigrants ect. 9.5 / 10

Look out for CXM's MRP Facial V12.0347. Word on the streets is that its supposed to be the shizniat. Could be hype though

[MaddenMuscle]

I sea what you did there.

[An Inconvenient Bro]

LOL, you forgot the warning line about your mom having to buy you a whole new wardrobe

[Viperspit]

Boy those glossy ads sure have you pissed don't they?

[leonidas300]

LOL, you forgot the warning line about your mom having to buy you a whole new wardrobe

You will not even want to wear clothes anymore, you will be a walking nude testemonial to the unbelievable muscle building power of this new formula.
(ya'rly)

[ForceLineBacker]

reps

[leonidas300]

Your hyperbole has nothing on cxm's MRP, my product has real world feedback

You have real world feedback, Hyperbole has "OUT OF THIS WORLD FEEDBACK"

Greg Valentino - "This shyt makes Synthol obsolete, not that I have ever used synthol, but if I ever did, I would regret it now because I could have just used this shyt you douchebaga, did I tell you that Mercedes (my puerto rican stereotype of a slut girlfriend) loves this stuff as well, it is so full of test packing power she finally grew a dick."

Ronnie Coleman - "Yeah brutha, comparing steroids to Hyperbole is like apples to oranges, Hyperbole looks at steroids and says you "aint nuthin but a peanut."

Craig Titus - "Man I have been using this in the Penn and I am almost strong enough to rip the bars off my cage, and break down these walls, YARRRGGGGHHHHH."

MRP's are for Fitness Models (Jamie Eason would love your MRP), Hyperbole is for mythological Titans!!!!

[leonidas300]

Is this cGMP certified?

Will it pass transdermally?

Will it alter my life force?

Will it give me Greg Valentino arms?

Where in the food chain is this found?

How much money can I pay you for it to make sure I can test it before anyone else?

I dont know what it is, but I want it!!!!!!

and so on and so forth.

We are not going to answer any questions because pussy ass copycat imitators might try to knock off our secret recipie to our muscle building matrix. Tester logs are comin soon.

[bigla2004]

LIKE OMG, where do i apply for the testing , i want to be a blind "titan" sheep

[leonidas300]

LIKE OMG, where do i apply for the testing , i want to be a blind "titan" sheep

The people who use Hyperbole don't need regular eyes, this product will open your inner eye, allowing you to see all. Are you ready for enlightenment?

[bigla2004]

Yes, enlightenment. I don't even want the formula, as I trust your bropinion

[leonidas300]

Yes, enlightenment. I don't even want the formula, as I trust your bropinion

This ain't opinion, this is a cold hard fact, just like the iron in the gym.

[user1111]

The people who use Hyperbole don't need regular eyes, this product will open your inner eye, allowing you to see all. Are you ready for enlightenment?

Do you need a job? New job.

[naturalguy]

Here's the "thanks for the feedback" self promoting bump

[leonidas300]

Do you need a job? New job.

I missed my calling didn't I?

[NonPhixion55]

Is it just me or does this sound just a little too good to be true?

Especially since no info is being given, how can you just put something into your body without knowing what the hell it is.

[Skigazzi]

If this product is better than Androgenerator, I'll buy a case..smash the capsule up, and do rails of it!

OMGWTFANABOLIKBBQ!

[leonidas300]

Is it just me or does this sound just a little too good to be true?

Especially since no info is being given, how can you just put something into your body without knowing what the hell it is.

To grow, or not to grow, that is the only question that matters? Sorry if you do not want all the girls (or guys, this product works on homosexuals as well) rubbing on your new muscles this summer. I assure you this product is 100% DSHEA compliant, write up is on the way.

[LDragon]

Is it just me or does this sound just a little too good to be true?

Especially since no info is being given, how can you just put something into your body without knowing what the hell it is.

Man It' perfectly ok to ingest. I have heard you'll have MIND blowing pumps. You'll never make it to the gym, because the gym will run away from you in fear!

Chuck Norris takes it!

[jkeithc82]

The most innovative product is here, now - HYPERBOLE
Are you ready for extreme growth. Have you ever wanted to buy a new wardrobe because you can no longer get your HUGE ARMS, through your old shirts. Of course you are, but I only sell to the most elite, hardcore bodybuilders. Those that are not afraid of the unknown, those that will do whatever it it takes to get huge, to get strong, to get ripped. Think you are man enough for this, well I hope you like stretch marks because you are about to experience a level unprecedented muscle growth that is going to put steroids to shame. That is right, steroids are going to run home and cry to their scientist daddy that there is a bully at a school and he beat them up and took their lunch money. That is right this new revolutionary product is going to change bodybuilding forever. Just throw all your supplements in the garbage right now because our scientist have discovered the new "Fountain of Juice." That's right, steroids move over, there is a new King in Town.


Get ready for HYPERBOLE

Coming when we damn well decide. Place orders now for this exclusive opportunity.

Well, I'll give you credit for at least trying to be funny.

[Viperspit]

I thought you were supposed to be doing research this afternoon. Just out of curiosity, who's the poor slob that your firm bills all your bb.com time to?

[leonidas300]

Well, I'll give you credit for at least trying to be funny.

Trying, you should see the number of PM's I have received wanting to try this out. At least put this in the company promotion thread.

[jkeithc82]

Trying, you should see the number of PM's I have received wanting to try this out. At least put this in the company promotion thread.

Joke's been done before (actually a few times by me).

[INGENIUM]

how does this product compare to liquid beef aminos?