if a zombie outbreak occured what would u do?

**Death From Above** · 06-25-2007, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by ocnscuba

Steal an Enzo and run over zombies all day long at full speed

i like your train of thought here.

**stuffboom** · 06-25-2007, 07:21 PM

wtf? how bout go to hawaii? how zombies gonna get there?

**aeons** · 06-25-2007, 07:25 PM

**AppleCat** · 06-25-2007, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by swordsmanzenn

i would snipe zombies all day. how bout you?

Must have just watched "Dawn of the Dead"?

**thefifthfreedom** · 06-25-2007, 07:29 PM

i would save the day by piitbing every last one of them until they exploded

**Patrok** · 06-25-2007, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by rekoom

I'm 6'8 zombies can't touch me.

yes but you are 170lbs ...

**STeGoR** · 06-25-2007, 07:30 PM

i had the best answers damnit, and they are gonna go unquoted.. **** this.

**RavenStorm** · 06-25-2007, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by GRYDE001

hide in a mall

Exactly what I would do. Me and my friends would get some swords and have some fun.

Originally Posted by IceDragon

You ever seen "28 Days Later"?

They'd probably just smash through them...Who the hel needs door handles when they can do that?

Those aren't zombies.

**continuum** · 06-25-2007, 07:31 PM

i'd watch out for the hobgoblins (no wssicks)

**Baker19** · 06-25-2007, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by continuum

i'd watch out for the hobgoblins (no wssicks)

I lold hard at this.

**Dipset007** · 06-25-2007, 07:40 PM

gather with all the spartans, form a phalnx and fight 300 style

**coast2coast** · 06-25-2007, 07:43 PM

I'd make sexy time and PIITB

**b3rtstare** · 06-25-2007, 07:44 PM

I would surrender myself to the zombies so they would make me into a zombie. I think it would be awsome to be a zombie.

Yes Serious, Yes Zombie.

**timeforsleeep** · 06-25-2007, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by RavenStorm

Exactly what I would do. Me and my friends would get some swords and have some fun.

Those aren't zombies.

maybe not in the traditional sense, but they run after you and kill you by eating you alive. i think that's zombie enough for me.

and i too would love to be at the winchester

hooray for shawn of the dead fans.

**sumguy** · 06-25-2007, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by stuffboom

wtf? how bout go to hawaii? how zombies gonna get there?

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, but what if it takes like, 2 hours to turn into a zombie after a bite? And someone on the plane had gotten bit before they got on? Then by the time you land it's a whole planeload of zombies invading Hawaii?

**muscleman420** · 06-25-2007, 07:49 PM

Well I'm bookmarking this thread, so if it ever does happen, i'll know what to do.

**swordsmanzenn** · 06-25-2007, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by STeGoR

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE FTW!!!!

That book kicks ass.

Here's what I would do:

Romero Zombies: I would def get my hands on a boat (i live right on the mississippi river). There are plent of small islands that have zero inhabitation on them around here. During the day I would park the boat in a inconspicuous spot and loot cities as I made my way down or up river. I would def steal an assload of guns and ammo and when I got bored Id shoot zombies in the face. The rate of decomposition for a dead body in real life is astronomical, especially if it hasnt been embalmed, so Id hold out for a few monthes and then Id find me a big ass house to fortify and live in while i figured my **** out

28 days Later/DOTD Remake Zombies: I would run my ass off, find an assload of food and wait for a long period of time for the zombies to starve and then I would do my thing...

Return of the Living Dead Zombies: This situation would suck.. they can run, the can walk, they can get shot in the head and still live. In part2, they were dumb enough to walk into water and not get back out (or at least the movie didnt show), but these ****ers are smart.. they can communicate but have almost zero resonability. I might wrangle one up and just kinda talk to it for awhile...

then I'd round its ass up and incinerate it.

Voodoo Zombies: they are still human and alive, but have zero resonability.. so, i'd knock its ass out and probably hog tie it and use it as a punching bag.

Yes, these situation are my real ideal of what I would do in the case of a zombie takeover.

what about house of the living dead zombies (the movie). they can reakin swim.

Originally Posted by timeforsleeep

according to the zombie survival guide, a wal-mart or a supermarket woudl be the wrost place for you to be. the big glass doors are an open invitation for zombies to come and 'go shopping' on your ass.

the safest place, (short of going out into isolate rural areas that are severely lackign in people) woudl be to hole up in an inner city high school. In some cases (as in Los Angeles), it's not uncommon for these schools to be made into proverbial fortresses (gates, high fences, etc.) with medical and food preparation facilities.

this is ur last resort of course, if you are stuck in a city, and cannot get out. (you WANT to get out of a city).

a prison would be ideal imo. if you clear the b*tch out.

**Replica** · 06-25-2007, 08:24 PM

Get all the guns/ammo outta my basement(dad's a collector)

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**lanzo** · 06-25-2007, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by Pires64

i'd propably head over to the winchester

lol!

^^

I would get my guns out and have fun slaughtering zombies!

**Mike-anon** · 06-25-2007, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Pires64

i'd propably head over to the winchester

YES!

Me? I'd go to a large store with groceries and guns (walmart?) that has bars at the windows (for the night). Go in there with some people, sit and wait it out...and shoot some zombies.

Honestly, really little rambo from me, I'd be scared ****less, I'd much rather just sit in a safe area...(oh ya, and pile **** infront of the windows even though there're bars....zombies scare me

)

Edit: Or just get some like steel ball, and just roll in that **** around town. (Or one of those futuristic armour suits).

**decz** · 06-25-2007, 08:34 PM

I have a complete plan that I came up with some time ago in case zombies ever attack.
First, I equip myself with my bokken, katanas, and nightstick then make my way to my vehicle. Of course I will be wearing rugged clothing/footwear and possibly my paintball mask w/ a dust-mask under it in case the zombies are like '28 Days" zombies and blood causes the infection.
Following this I head down a few back roads the gun/lawyer/pizza store (seriously, all 3 in one shop..eh, I live in the suburbs). Pick up arms, ammo, cleaning tools, etc. Head directly across the street to Walmart, load up the vehicle with camping supplies, MRE's, water purification tabs, night vision, etc.
Next, I Head to the gf's and my fam's. Pick them up popping off zombies and anyone who gets in the way while en route, then proceed (still using back roads) as far into the Pocono's as possible and live deep in the woods for as long as possible until the situation has become stable. I have a nice spot already picked out that's about 24 miles from the nearest town that has a gun shop, grocery store, hardware store all in the same shopping center at the edge of town.

(yes serious)

**dude323** · 06-25-2007, 08:36 PM

go to the mountains...somewhere wherew there is no people.

**fusionchick** · 06-25-2007, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by decz

I have a complete plan that I came up with some time ago in case zombies ever attack.
First, I equip myself with my bokken, katanas, and nightstick then make my way to my vehicle. Of course I will be wearing rugged clothing/footwear and possibly my paintball mask w/ a dust-mask under it in case the zombies are like '28 Days" zombies and blood causes the infection.
Following this I head down a few back roads the gun/lawyer/pizza store (seriously, all 3 in one shop..eh, I live in the suburbs). Pick up arms, ammo, cleaning tools, etc. Head directly across the street to Walmart, load up the vehicle with camping supplies, MRE's, water purification tabs, night vision, etc.
Next, I Head to the gf's and my fam's. Pick them up popping off zombies and anyone who gets in the way while en route, then proceed (still using back roads) as far into the Pocono's as possible and live deep in the woods for as long as possible until the situation has become stable. I have a nice spot already picked out that's about 24 miles from the nearest town that has a gun shop, grocery store, hardware store all in the same shopping center at the edge of town.

(yes serious)

Hes not even lying...I made fun of him till we saw that damn 28 weeks later movie so I made him add me to the plan. They arent a joke anymore!!!

**stuffboom** · 06-25-2007, 08:39 PM

people always say like head out to the country where there are no people, but like youre gonna have limited supplies and everything out there. Plus if zombies manage to get out there youre pretty much fuked!

**DaCougarMech** · 06-25-2007, 08:43 PM

i LOVE the zombie survival guide
read it front to back at least 3 times

what i would do is get in a truck and loot as many gun stores as i can find

when i'm loaded with guns and ammo, i'm gonna go lock myself in the nearest costco.

lifetime supply of food, water, and entertainment

then i'm gonna spend the rest of my life(if i'm never rescued) popping zombie heads on the roof with my rifle and swimming in my inflatable swimming pool

**jlick** · 06-25-2007, 08:49 PM

id go el ray on their asses.

**MantisShrimp** · 06-25-2007, 08:50 PM

-Are we talking 5 year old child zombies? If so I could beat them down indefinitely, with my fists.
-Walk around with your arms extended and moan (zombies are dumb)
-Locate freshly dead female zombies and PIITB (probably more animated than some girls I've known)
-Head to the closest pet cemetery, read from the Necronomicon, and unleash a zombie horde of dead police dogs to chase down the adult zombies and rip them to shreds

**NeedToBeBig** · 06-25-2007, 08:50 PM

I would play it by the book. The zombie survival book.

**BigPoppaPump84** · 06-25-2007, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by MantisShrimp

-Are we talking 5 year old child zombies? If so I could beat them down indefinitely, with my fists.
-Walk around with your arms extended and moan (zombies are dumb)
-Locate freshly dead female zombies and PIITB (probably more animated than some girls I've known)
-Head to the closest pet cemetery, read from the Necronomicon, and unleash a zombie horde of dead police dogs to chase down the adult zombies and rip them to shreds

The zombies in dawn of the dead are pretty mobile, often sprinting at top speed which freaked the hell out of me.

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