Someone slap me!

[MistyT]

So I figured the nutrition section was not the best place for this, but I'm sure you can all relate and send some words my way!

It's local fair time this week and that means only two words to me! CRAP FOOD! I've been doing so great and I WILL NOT let myself get out of hand.

Someone just slap me to keep me in line!

[Sable_Strenua]

did anyone else think of that classic klymaxx song, "the men all paused" when they read this thread title?
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THE MEN ALL PAUSE

DON'T YOU WANT TO RIDE


1) I WAS AT HOME FEELIN’ SLEAZY
SO I WENT DOWN TO THE ‘SPEAK EASY’
AS SOON AS MY FEET, HIT THE DOOR
I HAD ALL ATTENTION FROM THE DANCE FLOOR

DON’T YOU KNOW THE

CH) MEN ALL PAUSE
WHEN I WALKED INTO THE ROOM,
THE MEN ALL PAUSE

THE MEN ALL PAUSE
AND THE BRIDES HELD THEIR GROOMS
THE MEN ALL PAUSE
AND ALL SUNG THE SAME OL’ TUNE

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. / / / / / / WHOA!


2) STARIN’ FACES START TO GET TIRED
I WANTED TO GET OUT AND GO FOR A RIDE
MAYBE THIS BOREDOM CREATED MY HUNGER
SO I SAID, “PULL OVER AT THE LOCAL ‘FAT BURGER’”

I TRIED TO WALK IN SHY, VERY UNNOTICED
BUT THE MEN TURNED AWAY
FROM THEIR BURGERS AND SODAS
THE FOCUS WAS ON ME, I GUESS ADMIRIN’ GOOD TASTE
I TRIED TO PLAY IT OFF BUT ASSURANCE
WAS ALL OVER MY FACE

“CHORUS”


3) THE MEN ALL PAUSE WHEN I HIT THE DOOR
ATTENTION CAME FROM THE DANCE FLOOR
WHEN I WENT TO THE BURGER STAND
I HAD MY CLAIM ON ANY MAN

dialog) ‘CAUSE THEY ALL LOVE’D ME
SLAP ME, NO, SOMEBODY SLAP ME
‘CAUSE I KNOW I’M LOOKIN’ GOOD
I’M GIVIN’ ATTITUDE ALL OVER THE ROOM
PEOPLE ARE STARIN’ AT ME
I JUST LOOK TOO GOOD FOR THESE PEOPLE

CH) DON’T YOU KNOW THE MEN ALL PAUSE
YEAH, JUST LOOK AT THEM [WOOF}
THE DOG IS COMING OUT OF THEM
A NATURAL DOG
RADAR [WOOF]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA / / / / / / WHOA!

“COOLEY'S GUITAR LICK”

“BREATHE”

CHANT: “THE MEN ALL PAUSE”

dialog) KITTY, GIRL, I THINK I’M GONNA LEAVE RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE I HAVE SOME THINGS TO DO
CALL MY CHAUFFEUR, I LOVE YA, I LOVE YA ALL
BUT I GOT TO GO

“MUSIC - KEYBOARDS”

“CHORUS”

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA / / / / / / WHOA