To you Muscle-Tech employees who lurk here...

CuttingEdge · 08-27-2004, 05:25 PM

Will you please, for the Love of GOD, come up with better damn names for your new ****ty-@$$ products? "Pump-Tech"...what kind of dumbass name is that? That sounds so generic it's laughable. It sounds like a damn penis-enlarger.

And now you come up with thermogenic products which you claim, through your VAST advertising garbage from magazines (which I use as toilet paper), should ONLY be used by "bodybuilders?" Do you realize how damn stupid that is? Let's see here...we'll make a product and market it specifically towards bodybuilders, and make it sound like (through your advertising/toilet paper) that a "normal person" can't take it...it's just too strong. Yeah, a lot of the 16 year old uneducated lifters reading your garbage might run out and buy it, but you are SHUTTING YOURSELF OUT OF SELLING THE PRODUCT to about 90% of the American population by telling them it's "only for bodybuilders."

Nice..

Of course, there is some reverse psychology in this, as the wannabe's and 50 year old, beer guy hanging over lifting belt morons will run out and buy it to be like their "idols" in various magazines, but you the negatives of this approach FAR outweigh the positives.

I hope you sorry f..ckers go bankrupt. I would love to see your canadian bacon asses get shut down for false advertising. You are a disgrace to the entire bodybuilding community.

linkinparkd23 · 08-27-2004, 05:37 PM

haha i already posted a thread about ''thermogain'' a few weeks ago about how stupid and rediculous it sounds..

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...ght=thermogain

Sw1tch · 08-27-2004, 06:17 PM

I'm sorry dude, but if you're going to write against Cell-Tech products please do a better job than that. I almost feel compelled to buy some Cell-Tech stuff just because you did such as piss poor job trying to make fun of it. You suck.

CuttingEdge · 08-28-2004, 01:13 AM

So, swi1th, should I list what dextrose does? Maybe I can talk about Nitrogen Retention, or about what the **** ZMA does? Maybe I can talk about how Dexter Jackson injects GH in his shoulders and thighs on a rotating basis to avoid GH gut, while he's a Muscle-Tech poster boy? What suggestions do you have you piece of ****?

RippedUp · 08-28-2004, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by CuttingEdge
What suggestions do you have you piece of ****?

Tone down the flaming.

Thanks.

dillon1111 · 08-28-2004, 02:04 AM

like many people i agree muscle tech is a rip off, but i don't think their products suck. you will see decent results from pump tech, but it will also pump you and your wallet as well.

IKilledBritney · 08-28-2004, 04:47 AM

Of course u could save money by buying real toliet paper and not just by refusing to buy their gear.... works for me, easier on the arse aswell

pu12en12g · 10-05-2005, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by dillon1111

like many people i agree muscle tech is a rip off, but i don't think their products suck. you will see decent results from pump tech, but it will also pump you and your wallet as well.

LOL ! !

davedepezio · 10-05-2005, 09:46 AM

The stuff is expensive but hey they have to pay for advertising some way.

Roger25x · 10-05-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CuttingEdge

I hope you sorry f..ckers go bankrupt. I would love to see your canadian bacon asses get shut down for false advertising. You are a disgrace to the entire bodybuilding community.

I was with you up to that point...relax tough guy. Canadians are in general more educated and better mannered than most people. You're obviously one of the trash talkers since you couldn't control yourself and had to make it an issue.

Btw, this thread only brings attention to the company in question. You aren't reviewing anything so its not REALLY doing that much negative for them. You probably got a bunch of people who passed by to look into muscle-tech. Which means you pretty much did their advertising for them since all most companies ask for is someone to look at them (which means the person sees their sales pitch).

Good job, that makes you entire post pretty lame. Next time pick at the invidual products.

genius.

CuttingEdge · 10-07-2005, 10:46 AM

In their case, you have to insult the whole organization.

j_neatherlin · 10-07-2005, 10:50 AM

CuttingEdge, while I see your point and I think it is a solid assumption, MuscleTech is one of, if not the biggest supplement company out there. Yeah, their advertising tactics may be shady, their products might be underdosed, overhyped and overpriced...but the bottom line is, whatever they're doing works. I'm not saying that I condone what they do, but the fact of the matter is that, while they market some of their line as being only for bodybuilders, the average joe is still buying those b/c of their advertising and/or reputation among other circles.

Flex500 · 10-07-2005, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CuttingEdge

So, swi1th, should I list what dextrose does? Maybe I can talk about Nitrogen Retention, or about what the **** ZMA does? Maybe I can talk about how Dexter Jackson injects GH in his shoulders and thighs on a rotating basis to avoid GH gut, while he's a Muscle-Tech poster boy? What suggestions do you have you piece of ****?

i'll give you positive rep since I feel bad for you but man it's time to get a life. What are you so upset about? Do you have piss poor genetics and you took pump techhoping to look like cutler but it didn't pan out?

j_neatherlin · 10-07-2005, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuttingEdge

So, swi1th, should I list what dextrose does? Maybe I can talk about Nitrogen Retention, or about what the **** ZMA does? Maybe I can talk about how Dexter Jackson injects GH in his shoulders and thighs on a rotating basis to avoid GH gut, while he's a Muscle-Tech poster boy? What suggestions do you have you piece of ****?

you can inject GH into your shoulders and thighs? and it prevents GH gut? are you sure?

i don't see why you couldn't inject GH wherever, since it's SubQ, but how does that prevent GH gut? last time I checked, GH was systemic.

Flex500 · 10-07-2005, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CuttingEdge

Will you please, for the Love of GOD, come up with better damn names for your new ****ty-@$$ products? "Pump-Tech"...what kind of dumbass name is that? That sounds so generic it's laughable. It sounds like a damn penis-enlarger.

And now you come up with thermogenic products which you claim, through your VAST advertising garbage from magazines (which I use as toilet paper), should ONLY be used by "bodybuilders?" Do you realize how damn stupid that is? Let's see here...we'll make a product and market it specifically towards bodybuilders, and make it sound like (through your advertising/toilet paper) that a "normal person" can't take it...it's just too strong. Yeah, a lot of the 16 year old uneducated lifters reading your garbage might run out and buy it, but you are SHUTTING YOURSELF OUT OF SELLING THE PRODUCT to about 90% of the American population by telling them it's "only for bodybuilders."

Nice..

Of course, there is some reverse psychology in this, as the wannabe's and 50 year old, beer guy hanging over lifting belt morons will run out and buy it to be like their "idols" in various magazines, but you the negatives of this approach FAR outweigh the positives.

I hope you sorry f..ckers go bankrupt. I would love to see your canadian bacon asses get shut down for false advertising. You are a disgrace to the entire bodybuilding community.

also injecting gh in other area's than your stomach doesn't keep it from enlarging your organs.

CuttingEdge · 10-07-2005, 11:56 AM

Lay a pic down here in this thread, Flex500. I'll lay mind down in return. We'll see.

If you knew what I do for a living you'd understand my disdain for that company.

FWIW, Dex injects it in his shoulders and thighs. He believes it prevents GH gut. Is he right? Who knows. Seems like it's working for him.

CuttingEdge · 10-07-2005, 12:35 PM

COWARD! LOL!!! I bet you look like **** and you probably juice out of your MIND! I'd shame you off the board and I don't use a damn thing except creatine, glutamine, protein and arginine pre-workout.

jamsession1 · 10-07-2005, 12:38 PM

In case anyone cares... Pump Tech is one of the MT products that is truely junk. It sucks and I am not one to bash at random.

Dre · 10-07-2005, 03:38 PM

ahhh school is hard... Pump tech kinda does workish also. but then again I never bought the product because it is a complete waste of money I just have had the free test sample packs which come with 8 pills each and I believe the container comes with 90 for like 70 bucks such a joke don't waste ur money