Bodybuilding RAP

[Black_Curtain]

Twice a day I inject my ****
Then for an hour I can not sit
My balls are tiny, that's no secret
But gimmie an opportunity and I'd definitly bring it

Coz I inject 10cc every other day
And patiently waiting to get ma play
My hand got huge, coz all of that growth'
Before I started using, I had to jack off with both
But now I ain't able to wank no more
Ima gettin tired, feeling sore

My gear dealer tried to bring me hos
But when they saw me they were like "oh you're gross"
And I said **** you ladyz, I'm muscular as hell
****as ran away, said I should be locked up in a cell

I was really horny I tell you this
I thought Ima gonna break my wrist
But then I got lucky and one girl hit on me
She was like oh god, you're a madafak'n G
230, and low bodyfat, large hard booty
and some really nice lats
For cardio I smacked her twice
Then for carbs I ate some rice
Then for a workout, lifted her overhead
and in return, she gave me some head

BlackCurtain in da house 2004,
WHITE MEN CAN'T RHYME!

[BadAssRipped]

I'm a little fvucked up, can't even feel right
by the way im not polite so don't take it personal
i think this tuna im eatin' tastes like ****
but whatever I'll live, i just need another hit
from that glass piece i got from my brother
and after that ill transform to a violent storm
cuz you see i get a little ferious and so serious
when i see these retarded ****s that can't spit
so i suppose i just keep dropp'n my dope rhymes
that pop in my brain as i rip apart on the incline
i can see the honey's lookin my way
and i ignore them, cuz its my wretched leg day
if it were any earlier i would be passed out
cuz last night i just got totally thrashed
beyond any doubt, today i can't even shout
my insane workouts would make arnie look
like a 12 year old girl scout, makes sense
i do curls till my biceps swell up like an
inhuman heavyweight and throw on another plate
or maybe two, I go all out cuz im crazy
and not let a thing phase me, **** i ain't lazy
better believe me when you see me
i can guarantee that you would be wasted
before i even tasted, the sweat dripping down
on my flipped around frown looks like i found
just another bodybuilder that couldn't deliver
i attack in a bewildering way just a ****ing sliver
stinging your out of shape ass, just for fun
i spread my lats like a shotgun blast
quicker than a gatling gun more definition
than your ambition to make the transition
from little ass boy to big mass destroyer
my grip is looser than my bottom front lip
i got another dip right here found it by
that old roach clip, and now im ready to
ripp anyone and start this phsyco trip
in a complexing way ill guess i'll just portray
my intensive and even more offensive
lifestyle that stuns the **** outta anyone
so ya see son i became so profound
you quit had no choice but to submit
better run and hide go find a hole in the ground
your delirous but still provide the motive for my sound
thats it im the hardest and most pugnacious
beligerent pound for pound guy

[usman664]

checking who deserves to win the battle...public place some votes

[LETC1013]

I'm new to bodybuilding.. and I'm only thirteen
I Can serve all of you.. and cut out your spleen
I weigh 117 pounds.. with an ak in my closet, 30 rounds
You think I'm jokin? you see any clowns?
Next time you see me I'll be bigger than Jay cutler
I cut up so many people.. they call me the butler
My workout is so intense, You mess with me? You got no chance
I always drink 8 glasses of milk, my rhymes are smooth like silk
I get more chicks than all of you combined
Im one of the best, the most beautiful mind
I hate you d*cks, thinking you got a six
You guys need a fix, You guys are so gay.. showin your pix

Alright.. I don't mean most of what I said.. Rofl

[BadAssRipped]

I'll rip at anyone cuz i believe i just won
yet another battle with these ****in square heads
that get spread and filled with lead cuz i just embed
a few rhymes in you twisted head, so believe me
i make more people weak and dizzy in a subtle way
i'm never to busy to mold myself as if made out of clay
in a way i look like arnold back in the day
with bigger guns that'll stunn ya cold
you'll just go back inside and watch more reruns
and to this day i never have heard it
that anyone but this boy can spit
so pick up your feet before i do
and knock your long overdue ass
back in time while i succeed in my prime
i know you thought i was talkin to you
but that **** ain't true, i like to bounce like a kangaroo
and attack anyone that tries to spew
but i gotta go so remember this show
and if you bite back you'll see more turbulent flow


LOL... i vote for me.....

[LETC1013]

I'll cut you up BadAssRipped, Then watch you as u get shipped
I pop you with my glock, decapitate ya with my rock
Suffocate yo mom with my sock, I'll aim at your dads cock
Shoot him 8 times with my glock, watch as time go tickity tock
You say your at your prime, your rappin skillz like leann rhymes
I'll make your blood squirt out like heinz
I can back up my words while you try dissing
When you talk.. it sounds like your pissing
Don't try to jock my words, Atleast I was never ****ted on by birds
My krew and I travel in herds, not like you and your nerds


haha.. you know were cooL.. I didn't mean what I said.. were coooolios.. right? haha

[moreprotien]

guys im gonna break it down once and for all

i like to lift weights its what i do
picked a bar and snapped it in two
its so nasty at golds in the shower
guys sittin there butt ass naked for about an hour
i walk throught the gym everybody stares
im like yal need to stop lookin nobody cares
i sit down on the bench load up 3 plates on each side
my friends cant believe it my grip is so wide
i bring it down to my chest and hold it for a rest
i may not be able to ryhme but i repped it 5 time
if you dont believe me ask my brother
if you dont believe him ask my mother
im the biggest in the school
pull more pussy than any fool
when im not in the gym i like to smoke
roll me some blunts and smoke til i choke
my grades are good and so are my looks
but the thing is i dont even read my books
all i do is ask some chicks
they do my work so we can **** for kicks\
i may come off as a badass but im a really nice guy
but the thing is ill lift weights til the day i die

[BadAssRipped]

They call me a dangerous inexplicable man who's blessed
I'd tell you the rest but then i would just transgress
about my progress that would leave you still stuck in an
obsessed state holdin' your balls wearin' a weddin' dress
so **** off and get back in that gym, grab your spotter
and watch as we concur than you'll never step up
never hold up another weight or ever procreate
just watch as this boy relates to that great fate
and becomes a blasted torn up demon
who outlasted everybody to show 'em
they all shoddy, ain't never gonna be anybody
you'll fall to your death, and with that last breathe
remember you ate too fast, thats why you ended up
in a full body cast, and if that didn't kill ya
i'd still be more raw than your sick rhymes that i saw
with a venomous collation that swerves a reaction
giving me more satisfaction than i stole before
so im off now to go chow and get ready to disavow
these lyrics that eat at your cold heart
im about to tear this immense body apart

[usman664]

More Protein has won the rapping contest...his raps have been about bodybuilding and also he has done alot of them...good ones.

Everyone else did some wicked raps as well...Tom Brady did some good ones and everyone else...

Wicked

[musclefreak04]

Originally posted by usman664
WHO CAN RAP OUT THE BEST BODYBUILDING RAP .... EVERYONE PLACE THEIR RAPS ON THIS THREAD. THE BEST RAP I SEE I WILL PUBLICALLY RATE THAT USER.

HERES MY START OFF RAP
- I TRIED
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MY NAME IS RONNIEEEEE COLEMANNNN
I LIFT MORE THAN A COAL MAN
THEY SAY I CAN SQUAT
I SAY NOOOOOOOOOOO
I CAN SPOT
I HAVE A BENCH
THEY SAY I AM HENCH
MY NAME IS RONNIEEEE COLEMANNN
I SMOKE THROUGH DUMBELLS
I RING MY MUM WHEN THE BAR BELLZ
I HAVE A FRIEND CALLED BICEP
HES MARRYING MR TRICEP
I HAVE A CHEST BUT MY NIPPLES MAKE A PEST
I HAVE BIG LEGS
JUST LIKE YOUR MAMMAS PEGS
THEY SAY I CAN FLY
I SAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ILL DIEEEEEE
I HAVE WINGS ON MY BACKS
SO I NEVER HAVE TO WEAR A RACK SACK
MY NAME IS RONNNIEEEEEEEEEE
THEY CALL ME BONNY
I CAN SQUAT 800 POUNDS
ARNOLD SAYS NOOOOOOOOOO
YOU CAN KILL 50 HOUNDS
IM A BODYBUILDER
DONT TRUST VAL KILMER

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Dude dont quit your day job. Stay away from rap. No offence

[moreprotien]

thanks, i appreciate it, first id like to think my mom, she has suppoted me throughtout my rapping career even when things wernt doing so good.

[usman664]

Everyones probably sick of this rapping crap.

[usman664]

Originally posted by moreprotien
thanks, i appreciate it, first id like to think my mom, she has suppoted me throughtout my rapping career even when things wernt doing so good.

ur a joker

[moreprotien]

i thought the thing was gay, i still do, i only did it to show people up.

[usman664]

Originally posted by musclefreak04
Dude dont quit your day job. Stay away from rap. No offence

haha mine was ****ty i no

[usman664]

Originally posted by moreprotien
i thought the thing was gay, i still do, i only did it to show people up.

i only did it because i wanted my thread to have the most feedback and views i jus wanted to see if i could make it and make it become so popular...the thing is it got boring as it went on throughout the pages and then people dont care about the bloody thing.

[usman664]

Originally posted by usman664
i only did it because i wanted my thread to have the most feedback and views i jus wanted to see if i could make it and make it become so popular...the thing is it got boring as it went on throughout the pages and then people dont care about the bloody thing.

do u think i shud delete it now

[Shilling]

This thread is incredibly played out. Yes yes, we can see that everybody can rythme. Big deal.

[nib]

Originally posted by Tantrum


GGGGGG G-UNIT!!!

hahahahah lol hehe thats hilarios

[nib]

hay hay hay its kez and nib here to represent

yo these are the rules of the bodybuildin game if you gettin all the gains you be gettin all the fame.
if you doin juice you be lookin like a chuuch.
here i am drinkin optimum tryin to be the best but this gynos makin me look like i got breasts.
oh look its tom brady rhymin like slim shady so put a lock on him cause hes one of the crazy-est the best thats what I intend to be like micheal jordan and invest in nike or mabey be like ronnie and cry home to mommy


this is off the top of my head with intense edidting by kes
P.S. no harm intended tom brady if you want let do a hammer.

[nib]

hii my names nib and i bench 350 i train so much just to get on your nerves i got kids drinkin my shakes for the traps to the burbs i take a whirl with atlas and make him look skinny and make arnorld swachenegger bench harder than the king kamali its been the tuna and the eggs that make me keep liftin but no anro on my mind i wanna be the best of all man kind.

[nib]

ya heard

[marc0g]

Lou ferrigno is his villian
Prepare for some sqaut killin
My deadlifts are the illest
them other lifters be like "what you talking bout willis"
I do sqauts till my tank is empty
high Androgens so dont tempt me!
You can bring your wack liften crew
but i get those squats to the grass like glue.

Verse too, im liften boo
Comin with some protien brew
Dont bother to bring that wack as crew
Theyll get boiled like protien stew
I be coming down and ****
down to the carpets, where them mother****in sqauts get!
Comin with some protien brew
Dont bother to bring that wack as crew
Theyll get boiled like protien stew

Im far from the [arnold] inventor
But i got this lifting **** sold
and when the wieght unload
im gareenteed another video
HIT, why i act this way?
Cuz fools dont sqaut they take the easy way
Doing some cleans and pick ups
But training abs is irratating like the hiccups
but then the barbell fell on my head
and now this bodybuilders dead!




Woop woop

UH uh UH uh

Bad boy baby, bad boy for life

Bedford stuvist. the livest

woooppp

omg im such a nerddddd!!

i couldnt hlep myself

[usman664]

the competition is over no more raps unless u lot have become mentally demented.

[musclefreak04]

Originally posted by moreprotien
thanks, i appreciate it, first id like to think my mom, she has suppoted me throughtout my rapping career even when things wernt doing so good.

well buddy i hate to break it to you, but u still suck

[musclefreak04]

Originally posted by nib
hii my names nib and i bench 350 i train so much just to get on your nerves i got kids drinkin my shakes for the traps to the burbs i take a whirl with atlas and make him look skinny and make arnorld swachenegger bench harder than the king kamali its been the tuna and the eggs that make me keep liftin but no anro on my mind i wanna be the best of all man kind.

LOL and i thought the kid that made this thread was bad! Stay away from rap battles!

[bulkguy]

pick up the pace
its times to run the race
but just incase u lose face
put on linkin park and pump up the bass

music is the key
to bodybuilding for me
to be the person that i really wanted to be
that is to squat till i dont hurt my knees
and be the first person to sail the seven seas

so why don't ya'll take a seat
and admit defeat
i aint a cheat
im just a guy that likes lean meat

i hope i lived up to my feat

rock on!!!!

[usman664]

Any More Raps

[SalarMohsenian]

I will destroy you, then i'll plistroy you.
then i will, yes i will, i will mistroy you