I want a girlfriend, but how?

**AndroidKami** · 10-19-2018, 05:24 PM

Why can't I ever get a girlfriend?

**Fatkidwholifts** · 10-19-2018, 05:29 PM

Not selling enough cars.

**bigdogfarmhand** · 10-19-2018, 05:30 PM

you don’t want a steady Woman

they are so not worth the Bs.

if they would hurry up and clone a real vagina that was just like a flesh light but real

there would be NO reason to even have them around any more

**MajorTendonitis** · 10-19-2018, 05:34 PM

Quit putting them so high on a pedestal to begin with ,and just realize there all just cum dumpster sloots .
You’ll do much better if you realize a sloot is basically a child in an adult body .
Just fkng dumb in almost every possible way . That’s why they have kunts, so men will talk to them.
Otherwise why would we bother?

**AndroidKami** · 10-19-2018, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by bigdogfarmhand

you don’t want a steady Woman

they are so not worth the Bs.

if they would hurry up and clone a real vagina that was just like a flesh light but real

there would be NO reason to even have them around any more

You can't cuddle and whisper into your cloned vagina's ears.

**AndroidKami** · 10-19-2018, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by MajorTendonitis

Quit putting them so high on a pedestal to begin with ,and just realize there all just cum dumpster sloots .
You’ll do much better

I get unmatched on Bumble and Tinder when I try this approach.

**bigdogfarmhand** · 10-19-2018, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by AndroidKami

You can't cuddle and whisper into your cloned vagina's ears.

you can whisper in a vagina. i know you can

i’m 100% sure

**MajorTendonitis** · 10-19-2018, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by AndroidKami

I get unmatched on Bumble and Tinder when I try this approach.

Fk this online chit .go old school and meet an actual sloot in person. Join a photography club, skydive ,family reunions , whatever it takes to meet them in person

**AndroidKami** · 10-19-2018, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by MajorTendonitis

Fk this online chit .go old school and meet an actual sloot in person. Join a photography club, skydive ,family reunions , whatever it takes to meet them in person

Easy said than done.

**MajorTendonitis** · 10-19-2018, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by AndroidKami

Easy said than done.

Lol, Well you do have to actually try bru.

Your not he elephant man I’m assuming. I was at best a 5 in my day , and seemed to smash a lot of sloots back then .
No good at keeping them ,but could usually get them to lay down quite easily

**MajorTendonitis** · 10-19-2018, 05:49 PM

Put out an Ad, looking for fk buddy . nothing srs, just smashing .

**eod8989** · 10-19-2018, 06:09 PM

The question is how do you talk to them? My mind is blown how men can actually have a legit conversation with a woman. It's very hard

**bretmarathon** · 10-19-2018, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by eod8989

The question is how do you talk to them? My mind is blown how men can actually have a legit conversation with a woman. It's very hard

How did you get a hot girlfriend, then, if you can't talk to women?

**MajorTendonitis** · 10-19-2018, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by eod8989

The question is how do you talk to them? My mind is blown how men can actually have a legit conversation with a woman. It's very hard

You have to talk to them as you would a child . And remember that sloots make decisions from the emotional side of there brains, so be prepared for unwarranted outbursts and mental breakdowns at any time .

When you turn them upside down there all sisters

**eod8989** · 10-19-2018, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by bretmarathon

How did you get a hot girlfriend, then, if you can't talk to women?

I worked around lots of women for years and was around them all the time. That's the only reason how.

**eod8989** · 10-19-2018, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by MajorTendonitis

You have to talk to them as you would a child . And remember that sloots make decisions from the emotional side of there brains, so be prepared for unwarranted outbursts and mental breakdowns at any time .

When you turn them upside down there all sisters

Yeah i've always had a problem talking to them because they are so emotional. They get offended easily and you might as well not even talk to them if they are in one of those moods...which could be any time of the day

**FAPhaggot** · 10-19-2018, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by MajorTendonitis

Fk this online chit .go old school and meet an actual sloot in person. Join a photography club, skydive ,family reunions , whatever it takes to meet them in person

**DanielleGreen** · 10-19-2018, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by FA*******

Glad someone caught that!! I was like uhhhhhh...

**DoStuffYouHate** · 10-20-2018, 03:05 AM

People often say the world doesn't owe you anything, definitely applies to men more than women

**DonVonDuck** · 10-20-2018, 03:18 AM

I don't understand you boys who cry all the time about not being able to land any gals. I really don't get it. Understand that we're all supposed to continuously lower our standards until we get some bites. That's how everyone figures out where their "league" is when it comes to dating. If all you're able to pull are smelly, middle-aged fat women with mustaches and crispy nipples, then there's your landing spot, partner. That's what's available to you. Take it if you want it. I think a lot of you boys are shooting for the stars without having a solid grasp of your actual place in the dating hierarchy. And you won't understand it until you lower those standards to the point where you actually start pulling a little coot.

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