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    how to tell her you want to eat her out

    Theres this chick im currently seeing (aint hooked up, just friends) and were getting sus. Im seeing her again soon but wanna send her a quick sms to let her know it's hers if she wants it...

    But im having trouble with the wording. This has never happened to me before so I thought if any of you guys had any witty ideas.

    Short story is, last time i saw her we got sus in my bed but I only got as far as fingering her and some tities. Next morning she sent me an sms saying some **** about how she wished something did happen.

    Were set to go out tomorrow night so i just wanna send her a little message before hand to let her know what shes in for (hopefully she'll shave it all in readyness ) but I cant think of the wording.

    something to get the point across that last time wasnt enough, i want more and i want to eat her out.
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    need more information,

    is she a dirty slut? or just a slut?

    where are you going? why not just tell her to come over and play with your hard, pulsating member while you munch on her shaven haven??
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    Don't ask, Do.
    I don't have a one track mind, theres merely leaves on the other lines.
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    Originally posted by Kagh't
    Don't ask, Do.
    agree... when the timeis right, just make ya way under the covers and she's all yours
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    How do you guys check that she's "safe" to eat out?

    Lots of diseases out there.
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    Originally posted by Rocckk
    How do you guys check that she's "safe" to eat out?

    Lots of diseases out there.
    if a chick has been around the block, theres not a chance in hell of me eating her out, otherwise it just depends on what sort of girl she is, if she has no standards or gets drunk alot and hooks up with gutter trash don't go near it, but if she has standards, then don't worry, she wont go near you....
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    1. ) First thing you do is test the waters with your finger. You can get a good idea what you're in for by the smell. If you have to fight back vomiting, slowly stand up and back away from the girl. If said girl smells at least tolerable (some even smell good), proceed to step 2.

    2.) My absolute favorite way to tell a girl you want to go down on her, is simply whisper in her ear, "I want to Taste you." They love that. Wait til they are really turned on from kissing and whatever else you're doing. I've never had a woman reject an offer to get licked. If you got some balls, and you want to add a little shock value to it, go with, "I want to **** you with my tongue." That one's never failed me either. They practically shove me down when I offer.

    Or like the other guys said, you can just not say anything and just do it. Sometimes you just know you have the green light to do whatever you want to do to them.

    Those two phrases have the effect of getting their permission, and adding to their arousal.

    And finally...don't just go right for the pussy when you do it. Spend a good 2 or 3 minutes licking and kissing the areas around it (upper-inner thighs and belly). Then just casually brush it a few times (almost accidentally) as you're switching thighs. That always drives them nuts and really adds to their hunger. When they can't take it any more, look her in the eyes and take one long lick from the bottom of her slit all the way to the top. After that, just go to town and enjoy!
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    Originally posted by Kagh't
    Don't ask, Do.
    exactly, dont tell her like the day before...'i wanna eat you out.' Thats strange. Wait till its about to happen. The Gentleman hit the nail right on the head, get her all heated first up then whisper something appropriate in her ear. She will not say no.
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    meh I'd say jsut go for it...get her goign with everythign else then slide under the covers and she will knwo what's up.
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    Originally posted by Kagh't
    Don't ask, Do.
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    Originally posted by MSR
    is she a dirty slut? or just a slut?
    LOL.
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    ABSOLUTELY DO NOT ASK HER!!!!

    When the opportunity arises,
    head south and start kissing her
    stomach, hips (especially that little soft-silky
    part on the front of the hip), and thighs.

    When she starts squirming and moaning
    check her body language.
    Are her legs apart?
    Does she seem to be wanting more?

    If so... eat it for all its worth.
    Then tell her she's your new-favorite dessert.
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    Thumbs down Re: how to tell her you want to eat her out

    Originally posted by oh_noes

    something to get the point across that last time wasnt enough, i want more and i want to eat her out.

    You are disgusting and should be banned from this board! You actually WANT to eat a woman out??? I think I'm about to lose my lunch!
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    Re: Re: how to tell her you want to eat her out

    Originally posted by e_burna
    You are disgusting and should be banned from this board! You actually WANT to eat a woman out??? I think I'm about to lose my lunch!
    Someone who obviously has never had the pleasure...
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    Wink

    tell her you want to suck the rotting chunks out of her decrepit uterine walls.
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    Originally posted by dillon1111
    tell her you want to suck the rotting chunks out of her decrepit uterine walls.
    I heard that! Sickening!!! I don't want the "pleasure". lol.
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    dude don t ask anything, just start kissin all the way down, if she said she wanted somethin to happen, then she wanted it. so just go for it, no asking, just go for it. trust me
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    Guys are toooooooooooo funny....lmao at this thread!
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    Originally posted by StevenMarvelosi
    I am gay,
    I thought there was a rule here about no gay posts? I guess he must not only be gay but illiterate as well. I guess that is what they say about gays, that they are illiterate, I just always thought it was a stereotype and not the truth. I stand corrected!
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    Look her in the eyes and say "I wonna lick it". But generally avoid useless chatter and proceed.
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    Say "Let's 69"
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    get drunk and say "can i try to eat u out" if she says no "you were drunk" and you acted stupid get were im goin.

    Being drunk is an excuse for anyhting man.

    Ive whipped my dick out to a chick the first night i met her and she said im not ready yet put it away "thank god i was drunk"

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    OP, how did it turn out?
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    SCREW WORDS - it's all about actions.

    Get on top. Kiss her neck. Move down. Kiss her tits. Move down. Kiss her stomach. Move down. Kiss right above the top of her pants/panties. Take em off. Kiss her knee. Move up. Kiss her thigh. Move up.
    If she opens her legs, kiss her vagina.

    DONE!
    and by that time, she'll be ready and willing.


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    who even asks? that's awkward as schit. if you have her in bed and already making out and clothes off, just go down and , go down.
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    Don't ask, Do.
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    Originally Posted by oh_noes View Post
    Theres this chick im currently seeing (aint hooked up, just friends) and were getting sus. Im seeing her again soon but wanna send her a quick sms to let her know it's hers if she wants it...

    But im having trouble with the wording. This has never happened to me before so I thought if any of you guys had any witty ideas.

    Short story is, last time i saw her we got sus in my bed but I only got as far as fingering her and some tities. Next morning she sent me an sms saying some **** about how she wished something did happen.

    Were set to go out tomorrow night so i just wanna send her a little message before hand to let her know what shes in for (hopefully she'll shave it all in readyness ) but I cant think of the wording.

    something to get the point across that last time wasnt enough, i want more and i want to eat her out.
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    Originally Posted by turbodiesel_kai View Post
    who even asks? that's awkward as schit. if you have her in bed and already making out and clothes off, just go down and , go down.
    I tip my hat to your pun good sir.
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    lol you are such a queer OP
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