Whats the best way to get a make ur muscles look pumped before a date w/ girl? LOL

[mjw8204]

Excuse yourself to the bathroom every 10 minutes to do pushups. Just make sure you wash your hands after you do bench dips on the urinal.

Also be careful when asking for a spotter.

[Mark1T]

You won't leave a favorable impression if you are at her house and you ask her in a whisper if she has a plunger.

[project2501]

lol.

how did I miss that...

i would sport that out

[Dr. Horse]

Can of spinach- preferable squeezed by one hand with the contents making an arc and going into your mouth.

Also, load up on creatine- i get all puffy when I'm on it. It puts 5 lbs on me instantly (well, over a few days).

Any type of true muscle pump (pushups are good for this) isn't going to last long at all. Then again if you are going for that "first impression", it might work. Just do them on her doorstep before you ring the doorbell. Hopefully she won't notice your pitstains...

[Duckenheimer]

...

I hope you don't get into any sort of physical fight, god forbid, after you've been constantly pumping for hours...

And if you try to walk around looking as flexed as possible, she'll think you're constipated.

[BEQ one]

Fapp hard

[Mtguy8787]

No matter what you do, be sure to tell her about it when you go out. It will score you major points. Girls like a guy that will go through a lot of trouble for them. Trust me.

take No explode, cell tech, unflavored hydrolyzed whey, plain BCAA powder, . Explain to her the significance of taking those products, and how hard it was to stand the taste. She will be impressed, after you told her you did it all for her, and will proceed to rip off your clothes the first chance she gets.

[TheDeepBlue]

this sounds like a thread for the teen section

[Mtguy8787]

this sounds like a thread for the teen section

go post it in there

[ElMariachi]

does anyone know whats the best way to get your muscles to look extra big before a date w/ a girl. Like doing pushups or something?

Ever tried going to the gym and working out for a few months? I've heard that can do wonders for ya.

[-Lucifer]

Have someone bigger than you go out with her

ROTF!

repped.

[Tyrbolift]

Girls can tell if what you wear is planned to show off or just something you threw on...they prefer the latter. Show very little skin on the first date. Save it for the second.

[Gaffigan]

Oats
Brown Rice
Zinc
Ibuprofen
Equipose

Add some Push-Ups & Pull-Ups, and you'll be all set!

[Zensuji]

use the penis pump you already own on your arms.

[GreyGeese]

Come on you can relate, cant you? How many times have you said something stupid like deadlifts are dangerous?!?

Although I have made the entirely factual statement that deadlifts are dangerous, I have never said anything stupid.

[IRONMANN1]

Although I have made the entirely factual statement that deadlifts are dangerous, I have never said anything stupid.

Are you crazy deadlifts arent dangerous, i just pulled my back out this past Tuesday!

[acadianlifter]

Put on some nice clothes and show the girl some respect and carring on the date and she won't care what size you are. If all she cares about is muscle size get rid of her fast because there's always someone bigger around the corner

[trivium9]

Synthol baby all the way...

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/757...zmasnet0qy.jpg
http://crazymuscle.com/library/SyntholEsik-Clean.jpg

Just keep lifting, looks arent everything. You have to know how to talk to woman not just flex.

[highlander07]

Try a can of spinach , it worked a treat for popeye (assuming she looks like olive oil)

[GreyGeese]

I once saw a Peter Gabriel video in which he wore huge fake muscles made from latex. You could try that.

[oldmanmarley]

Try to do some static contractions during the date. If it's dinner, use the table as your ally, concealing your furious pumping. A seated most-muscular pose would be a good place to start. Also, pump your arm under the table, using the other one as resistance. Remember to keep a steady flow of sugars and water.
Here's what I'd do: keep your jacket on until late in the evening and then once you're all pumped up, take it off, to reveal the bigness. This should allow you to maintain the pump for the rest of the date, and also leave a good lasting impression. Then, hope she's interested enough to go on a second date, perhaps a week later. Here's when a nice creatine loading phase comes into play.

[macv_72]

Put on some nice clothes and show the girl some respect and carring on the date and she won't care what size you are. If all she cares about is muscle size get rid of her fast because there's always someone bigger around the corner

X2 Clearer than Water...

[EoR]

Wear 8 jackets. BLOWIN UP!

[gollybegully]

Im all for looking pumped on a date. But the only draw back is you only stay pumped for like 10 minutes. So the real secret is to excuse yourself to the bathroom every 15 minutes where you can do pushups and pullups in the stalls. Just make sure to wash your hands afterwards.

[gollybegully]

Try to do some static contractions during the date. If it's dinner, use the table as your ally, concealing your furious pumping. A seated most-muscular pose would be a good place to start. Also, pump your arm under the table, using the other one as resistance. Remember to keep a steady flow of sugars and water.

LOL...good stuff

[McCrack]

hope you dont lose your pump over the course of the date - which you will - winding up only half as big by the end of the night

[Dark_MadMax]

Synthol! 10 cc in each muscle!

[illriginalized]

does anyone know whats the best way to get your muscles to look extra big before a date w/ a girl. Like doing pushups or something?

Light weight curls, situps, pushups, and pull ups.

[Pad264]

Excuse yourself to the bathroom every 10 minutes to do pushups. Just make sure you wash your hands after you do bench dips on the urinal.

Also be careful when asking for a spotter.

Hahahaha