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    List funny things to say to gf that is angry at you

    Lets make this thread a list of funny things to say to a gf that is pissed off at you or not talking to you, etc.

    Also, how many times would you contact a girl that is not talking to you before stopping? Either through email, phone or txt.
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    uh ur fat u stink.. u look fat in these pants..
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    "im not going to run and apologize like mommy and daddy always do"

    that really gets her going.

    her parents were a joke when it comes to laying down the law
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    Originally Posted by BornAndBred View Post
    Also, how many times would you contact a girl that is not talking to you before stopping? Either through email, phone or txt.
    I wouldn't call someone ignoring me, I'd go have fun.

    But anyhow,

    u mad?
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    Her: "rahh rahh rah blahh blahh blahh rahh rahh...."

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    Me - "Oh yeah, Emily !"
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    Originally Posted by dillingerescp View Post
    Me - "Oh yeah, Emily !"
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    Teh funnay.
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    you did what to who for how much?
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    Originally Posted by ryanthompson7 View Post
    her - "Do these jeans make me look fat?"
    you - "No, your face does"
    her - "Do these jeans make me look fat?"
    you - "No, its all the chocolate you eat"
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    The best is keeping a straight face and keep agreeing with what they say.


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    lol i always like saying "you know, anger is never good for the crowes feet beside your eyes"

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    just be like oh well...............

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    My gf was sweating around her stomach and asked my:
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    Originally Posted by BornAndBred View Post
    Lets make this thread a list of funny things to say to a gf that is pissed off at you or not talking to you, etc.

    Also, how many times would you contact a girl that is not talking to you before stopping? Either through email, phone or txt.
    I just dont say anything....i ignore them and laugh at them--

    Im good looking and can get whoever i like
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    The best to say to a Girlfriend over an argument for being drunk would be the Winston Churchill quote:

    Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
    Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
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    If your gf tells you her breasts are too small, and asks how she can make them bigger?

    Tell her to rub them with toilet paper in an up and down fashion and they'll grow over time....

    No doubt she'll ask why?

    tell her: Worked for your butt, didn't it?
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    Just tell them:


    "Is it that time of the month?" with a really stupid, innocent look.... I have no idea why but it always enrages them...

    look at your watch and tell them: "Whoooaaaa, It's a little early for PMS (even by your standard)!! isn't it?"

    You can say "Turn down the crazy a notch or 2 please"

    When they're complaining about you not listening, let them finish, wait ten or 15 secs with eye contact where your face basically says what do you want from me and theirs say "do you agree" and then say "sorry, what were you saying?"

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    Wait till they rant and moan about something for 20 minutes and look at them as if you are listening and then when they are done be like "so wait... what did you say I wasn't listening?"
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    Originally Posted by BUGIE View Post
    If your gf tells you her breasts are too small, and asks how she can make them bigger?

    Tell her to rub them with toilet paper in an up and down fashion and they'll grow over time....

    No doubt she'll ask why?

    tell her: Worked for your butt, didn't it?
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    In college, my roommate and I were watching the Godfather on TV. His gf calls and talks, and talks, and talks....
    So I'm getting annoyed because he didn't take it in the next room. He's getting annoyed because Michael Corleone is about to put the big hit on all of his enemies simultaneously while attending his son's baptism. finally he says to gf "Did you call about something important?" Asecond later he put the phone down and says, "she hung up." .

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    Hey Below 30, do you have anything against Jews? You know the Jews have been the most persecuted people throughout the world, and you still insist on being an anti-Semite. I bet you're out there trying to instigate a pogrom!

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    Originally Posted by Regice View Post
    Hey Below 30, do you have anything against Jews? You know the Jews have been the most persecuted people throughout the world, and you still insist on being an anti-Semite. I bet you're out there trying to instigate a pogrom!

    Take your ass back to st0rmfront.org because we don't like your supremacist types here. This board is pro-Israel and if you don't like it, you can just kill yourself. So what if the Jews have many high positions in science, politics, and entertainment? Don't be mad at us that you're too stupid living in a trailer park boning your sister. You see, we have this culture that stresses education and getting ahead. That's why Ashkenazi Jews score the highest on IQ tests than anyone else in the United States. Not that it matters. You know I'm Sephardic, btw. I have no problem acknowledging the accomplishments of others, however. Have you ever heard of Anne Frank? She was a sweet little girl who was persecuted by anti-Semites just as yourself. And why? Because she had dark hair and eyes? Well I'm sorry if the rest of the world cannot fit your definition of a "superior being" or a "master race" but you have to learn we are in the 21st century and need to move past that.

    The truth is, Jews aren't all a bunch of money-hungry, large nosed, near-sighted, curly haired, egg-headed, liars. No. That is YOUR definition of us. Frankly I could not give less of a damn. However, I would truly appreciate it if you would stop belittling us simply because you are mad you cannot accomplish what 2% of the US Population already has. Imagine that. Well hopefully you will learn in the future that just because one is circumsized and doesn't eat pork that they are human just like you.

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    Originally Posted by Regice View Post
    Hey Below 30, do you have anything against Jews? You know the Jews have been the most persecuted people throughout the world, and you still insist on being an anti-Semite. I bet you're out there trying to instigate a pogrom!

    Take your ass back to st0rmfront.org because we don't like your supremacist types here. This board is pro-Israel and if you don't like it, you can just kill yourself. So what if the Jews have many high positions in science, politics, and entertainment? Don't be mad at us that you're too stupid living in a trailer park boning your sister. You see, we have this culture that stresses education and getting ahead. That's why Ashkenazi Jews score the highest on IQ tests than anyone else in the United States. Not that it matters. You know I'm Sephardic, btw. I have no problem acknowledging the accomplishments of others, however. Have you ever heard of Anne Frank? She was a sweet little girl who was persecuted by anti-Semites just as yourself. And why? Because she had dark hair and eyes? Well I'm sorry if the rest of the world cannot fit your definition of a "superior being" or a "master race" but you have to learn we are in the 21st century and need to move past that.

    The truth is, Jews aren't all a bunch of money-hungry, large nosed, near-sighted, curly haired, egg-headed, liars. No. That is YOUR definition of us. Frankly I could not give less of a damn. However, I would truly appreciate it if you would stop belittling us simply because you are mad you cannot accomplish what 2% of the US Population already has. Imagine that. Well hopefully you will learn in the future that just because one is circumsized and doesn't eat pork that they are human just like you.
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