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05-30-2007, 11:29 AM
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IS IT POSSIBLE? That the EARTH is self-aware n ****? (serious n ****)
I mean what if the EARTH is alive?! **** son i mean it did give US life YOU KNOW.
But it wouldnt be alive biologically, no it would be a different kind of alive n **** son.
I mean to the EARTH we would just be a bunch of parasites n **** son!? Like a rash or something?! You know, and that ruins the chances of the EARTH Hitting on VENUS n **** son.
EARTH: Hey wanna revolve around the sun with me?
VENUS: Eww you have teh humans.
Last edited by Julius-Set; 05-30-2007 at 12:10 PM.
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05-30-2007, 11:31 AM
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05-30-2007, 11:31 AM
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What?
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05-30-2007, 11:31 AM
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Kelly!
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05-30-2007, 11:33 AM
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maybe the world is alive and we are a virus that is infecting it..............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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05-30-2007, 11:35 AM
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In a way something you said is quite interesting
There is a line from The Matrix that is kinda what you mean
1 of the agents says to neo that humans live in a place until its resources are depleted and it is no longer livable, they then spread to the next, which is where humans and viruses have a similarity, that isnt the exact line but its something like that
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05-30-2007, 11:35 AM
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Yes.
And all we do is **** on it and poke it with mining equipment.
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05-30-2007, 11:36 AM
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The Earth is likely not self-aware. However, the whole universe might be. The universe might be a self-aware entity. It could even be a simulation created by a self-aware entity bigger than the universe itself. (no drunk)
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05-30-2007, 11:41 AM
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05-30-2007, 11:42 AM
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i hope the earth isnt a fruitcake
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05-30-2007, 11:43 AM
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thats why its trying to kill us off with global warming
so it can revolve the moon (yes pedo)
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05-30-2007, 11:43 AM
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be careful, the earth might want to piitb!
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05-30-2007, 11:46 AM
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05-30-2007, 11:48 AM
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I got it.
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pbd?
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05-30-2007, 11:51 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gr8fubar420
be careful, the earth might want to piitb!
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so that's what mount everest is used for
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05-30-2007, 11:59 AM
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The Earth Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Earth begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
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05-30-2007, 12:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozkar
The Earth is likely not self-aware. However, the whole universe might be. The universe might be a self-aware entity. It could even be a simulation created by a self-aware entity bigger than the universe itself. (no drunk)
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what if the universe is a little snowglobe sitting in a kid's room?
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05-30-2007, 12:06 PM
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I'm considering negging any thread starter that has "n ****" in the thread title. No need to read the post really.
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05-30-2007, 12:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnsbod
I'm considering negging any thread starter that has "n ****" in the thread title. No need to read the post really.
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NEGGED
this thread is serious n ****
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05-30-2007, 12:09 PM
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Quote:
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All negs returned. Just sayin'
EDIT: LMAO, he did neg me.
Enjoy the red later.
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05-30-2007, 12:10 PM
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It's like in the Matrix, humans are a virus.
If you look at the human population growth chart it's the exact same curve as an epidemic, you have a slow, steady growth, then all of a sudden it reaches tipping point and all hell breaks loose.
Last edited by V; 05-30-2007 at 12:15 PM.
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05-30-2007, 12:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnsbod
All negs returned. Just sayin'
EDIT: LMAO, he did neg me.
Enjoy the red later.
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That's awesome!
Coming from someone in the red I understand the struggle.
Yes the earth is self aware, that's why we have seasons, each one represents a different life stage, not to mention all this smog is blocking out any harmful UV rays. It all balances out.
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05-30-2007, 12:11 PM
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Quote:
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what if the universe is a little snowglobe sitting in a kid's room? 
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Our universe could be a subatomic particle in a bigger universe, and each subatomic particle in our own universe might be an universe itself. (again no drunk)
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05-30-2007, 12:12 PM
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I do think the earth might be aware but not like a person or animal but like a plant. Plants have defenses like a pine has sap when it gets anything bored into it or some have protection from parasites. The earth might be able to protect itself in some way or another.
Think of all the things that grow from the earth so it could have characteristics of its own.
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05-30-2007, 02:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by V
It's like in the Matrix, humans are a virus.
If you look at the human population growth chart it's the exact same curve as an epidemic, you have a slow, steady growth, then all of a sudden it reaches tipping point and all hell breaks loose.

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**** SON we are viruses, but what about the viruses that infect us.
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05-30-2007, 02:10 PM
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suppose I'm a gimp, but I find stuff like that really interesting, theres a simpsons couch start which makes ya think to, starts and finishes in homers head i think......
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05-30-2007, 02:13 PM
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you gotta be kidding me
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05-30-2007, 02:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by V
The Earth Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Earth begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
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The Earth fights back....
Yes, by attacking strategic locations on Jupiter.
Why attack Jupiter? Aren't they our friends now?
Because the Earth knows that the Jupiter counter-attack will eliminate its enemies here.
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05-30-2007, 02:21 PM
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