I WONDER, Can plants think? Or move n ****? Or just feel n ****?

[Julius-Set]

i mean they are made up of cells. rite? So why cant they behave "more" like us?

"more"=venus flytrap.

This got me thinking n **** son, what if the blunt that i rolled up last night was all feeling n ****, but it couldnt move n say **** son.

And i be standing there n smoking them plant cells n **** son.

[ThatDarnDavidKi11111]

you are retarded and ****.

the cells that plants and animals are made of are completely different. plants can move though. they move to sun light why do you think they grow up instead of left right or down.

[thisoneazn]

thats alot of "****"

[Julius-Set]

Originally Posted by ThatDarnDavidKi

you are retarded and ****.

the cells that plants and animals are made of are completely different. plants can move though. they move to sun light why do you think they grow up instead of left right or down.

but why are they different and why are plants diff like that n **** son?

[povcity]

this thread is worst then the time i saw Chris Hansen waiting for me at my door steps.

[MattyH7688]

i have a soul

[DaCougarMech]

no nerves
no brain
they're biological and chemical machines responding to biological and chemical stimuli

[anikey]

uhhhhhhhhhhh

plants doing have a brain...

they can't feel emotions

[Julius-Set]

Originally Posted by DaCougarMech

no nerves
no brain
they're biological and chemical machines responding to biological and chemical stimuli

so theyre like bacteria? No nerve center, no organs, nothing. Except cells! They are hardly organisms except we classify them as organisms.

Edit: They cant be like bacteria! They are Eukaryotic, and animal cells are eukaryotic too, so why dont they act like animals, and why havent they evolved into movable beings yet?

[DaCougarMech]

Originally Posted by Julius-Set

so theyre like bacteria? No nerve center, no organs, nothing. Except cells! They are hardly organisms except we classify them as organisms.

Edit: They cant be like bacteria! They are Eukaryotic, and animal cells are eukaryotic too, so why dont they act like animals, and why havent they evolved into movable beings yet?

response to 1st paragraph: how are they "hardly organisms"? they're clear cut organisms cause we classified them that way and they fit smack dab into the description and so do bacteria

response to 2nd paragraph: nothing you are saying has anything to do with this arguement. plant cells and animal cells are clearly different even though they are both eukaryotic cells. according to your statement, both animals and plants are eukaryotic so why shouldnt animals develop bark and leaves? it's stupid. you talk about plants not evolving into moveable beings but you forget that WE are the organisms that evolved into moveable beings. we split off the evolutionary branch a long time ago as multicellular organisms that didnt depend on photosynthesis so we needed to constantly consume other organisms for energy. as such we were less at the mercy of elements so we developed pain receptors to motivate us to move away from danger. plants dont have this cause what use are pain receptors if you're already ****ed.

edit: that blunt you rolled was already dead. tell me this, when you get a haircut at the barbershop, do you yell out in pain when the barber steps on the clippings of your hair on the ground?

[Magnus_9]

julius you are a fukin idiot. please take general bio before i shoot u in the face.

[ThatDarnDavidKi11111]

Originally Posted by Magnus_9

julius you are a fukin idiot. please take general bio before i shoot u in the face.

/agreed

(including death threats)

[beanpolehusky]

Originally Posted by MattyH7688

i have a soul

maybe they have a poul (plant soul)

[KRANE]

Originally Posted by Magnus_9

julius you are a fukin idiot. please take general bio before i shoot u in the face.

And yet people can anthromorphize their pets, forces of nature, etc., because they mimic human behavior. So why not plants?

[JohnLx]

ella ella eh eh eh ****

[Briangumble]

I saw a video that was talking about how plants can feel pain or fear or something like that. I don't remember.

[Magnus_9]

Originally Posted by Briangumble

I saw a video that was talking about how plants can feel pain or fear or something like that. I don't remember.

To feel, you need a brain.
To fear, you need a brain.

Plants dont have brains

[iKermit]

Originally Posted by KRANE

And yet people can anthromorphize their pets, forces of nature, etc., because they mimic human behavior. So why not plants?

was 'anthropomorphize' the word you were looking for?

[healthdivs]

Yes.

What you vegans gonna do now, huh???

[Briangumble]

Originally Posted by Magnus_9

To feel, you need a brain.
To fear, you need a brain.

Plants dont have brains

Not really, the video showed exactly how it worked but I can't find it. I saw it a long time ago.

[mockba]

thats so stupid. from common sense I imagine that a plant doesnt think anymore than your right arm thinks.

[kalagan]

I just know that a lot of people play music (like beethoven, Mozart) for their plants.

[Magnus_9]

Originally Posted by Briangumble

Not really

K u just lost all credibility. die plz k thx

[DaCougarMech]

Originally Posted by KRANE

And yet people can anthromorphize their pets, forces of nature, etc., because they mimic human behavior. So why not plants?

because animals mimicking human behavior isnt human. it's still an animal doing something that an animal can do but humans claim as their own. besides, anthropomorphization means giving it human qualities and it's something used in FICTION. and if plants could feel pain, it just means that anything can feel pain. my chair feels pain. my printer feels pain. my carpet feels pain. "but they dont have nerves or pain receptors". well they feel pain by magic, damnit!

Originally Posted by Briangumble

Not really, the video showed exactly how it worked but I can't find it. I saw it a long time ago.

they busted this myth on mythbusters

[wildphucker]

Did you know clams have no brain, but they have an anus?


So technically you could anally rape a clam and it wouldn't even be consciously aware of it.

[Violator009]

Originally Posted by Julius-Set

i mean they are made up of cells. rite? So why cant they behave "more" like us?

"more"=venus flytrap.

This got me thinking n **** son, what if the blunt that i rolled up last night was all feeling n ****, but it couldnt move n say **** son.

And i be standing there n smoking them plant cells n **** son.

What the hell are you smoking son..

[TricepsNGirls]

Plants don't have neurons, and besides, sometimes they benefit from trimmings. Certain species of grasses, for example, spread their seeds more effectively when grazed upon.

[Lunatic]

Originally Posted by wildphucker

Did you know clams have no brain, but they have an anus?


So technically you could anally rape a clam and it wouldn't even be consciously aware of it.

That was so random that it made me lol and lmao. Have some green beans

[Banana-]

Originally Posted by wildphucker

Did you know clams have no brain, but they have an anus?


So technically you could anally rape a clam and it wouldn't even be consciously aware of it.

That was very funny.

[KingSht]

Prince Charles used to talk to his plants all the time.

Was he capable of thinking or feelin' 'n ****?