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05-26-2007, 10:50 AM
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So my wife caught my 17 yr old son having sex last night ...
So late last night I was woken up from a sound sleep to what sounds like my 17 yr old son having sex with someone in the next room. I was going to go in and see what was going on but thought it would be kind of awkward and ****z ? so I decided to let him finish what he started. I quickly fell back asleep and in the morning decided to check up on him. Fu*K to my surprise the little bastard forgot to kick her ass out when he was finished. I'm thinking if my wife finds out I'm goanna have to listen to her blaw blaw about it for weeks grrr.
They were asleep and I figured I take a pic for him as a keep sake (first sleep over) for when he is older (no pedo). She had a great looking body (again no pedo) but damn what a horse face. I wasn't sure if he would wanted to be reminded of the face so I carefully but a bucket on her head and took the pic.
Ah BTW my wife did find out .... saw her in bed with him with her azz sticking out of the covers. I told her to ground him for a week. Do you think a week grounding is long enough to teach him to kick her azz out when he is finished?
Last edited by Satyrs; 05-26-2007 at 10:54 AM.
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05-26-2007, 10:51 AM
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I laughed
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05-26-2007, 10:52 AM
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05-26-2007, 10:52 AM
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hahaha...her head is in a trash can.
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05-26-2007, 10:52 AM
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Does she have a trashcan on her face?
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05-26-2007, 10:52 AM
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you should teach him that horsefaces are okay to **** as long as his friends don't find out. if his friends do find out ground him for a week. if they don't find out give him an extra $10 in his allowance.
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05-26-2007, 10:53 AM
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaha
did you give him a pat on the back at least?
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05-26-2007, 10:53 AM
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Errr...
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05-26-2007, 10:53 AM
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I lol'd
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05-26-2007, 10:53 AM
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beat him up
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05-26-2007, 10:53 AM
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5 star thread, repped
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05-26-2007, 10:54 AM
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haha the bucket, she has a nice body-im 17 
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05-26-2007, 10:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Satyrs
So late last night I was woken up from a sound sleep to what sounds like my 17 yr old son having sex with someone in the next room. I was going to go in and see what was going on but thought it would be kind of awkward and ****z ? so I decided to let him finish what he started. I quickly fell back asleep and in the morning decided to check up on him. Fu*K to my surprise the little bastard forgot to kick her ass out when he was finished. I'm thinking if my wife finds out I'm goanna have to listen to her blaw blaw about it for weeks grrr.
They were asleep and I figured I take a pic for him as a keep sake (first sleep over) for when he is older (no pedo). She had a great looking body (again no pedo) but damn what a horse face. I wasn't sure if he would wanted to be reminded of the face so I carefully but a bucket on her head and took the pic.
Ah BTW my wife did find out .... saw her in bed with him with her azz sticking out of the covers. I told her to ground him for a week. Do you think a week grounding is long enough to teach him to kick her azz out when he is finished?
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05-26-2007, 10:55 AM
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so you had your son at age 17
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05-26-2007, 10:56 AM
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u have a 17 year old son?! damn bro, 34 is still young!
what's up with the bin on her head?
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05-26-2007, 10:57 AM
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Lmfao at the trash can, this thread delivers. Reps for the pic.
Doesn't he have a bed? Buy that kid a bed man.
And I wouldn't punish him, just tell him to be more quiet, use birthcontrol, and make the girl leave next time.
It'd be funny if he ends up marrying that girl.
Last edited by guest89; 05-26-2007 at 11:00 AM.
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05-26-2007, 10:57 AM
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I lmao'd, it made my day since I cant run today
5 star thrad will rep again.
Btw- He shouldnt be grounded- He had to lose his virginity somewhere, and the odds are you and your wife both lost your viginity around that age....
Just sayin'
Btw- after he cleaned up and say the horse face, he was probably disgusted.
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05-26-2007, 10:58 AM
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she got trashed
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05-26-2007, 10:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by keeperlit
u have a 17 year old son?! damn bro, 34 is still young!
what's up with the bin on her head?
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He said she looked ugly so he put it over her face
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05-26-2007, 10:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by guest89
Lmfao at the trash can, this thread delivers. Reps for the pic.
Doesn't he have a bed? Buy that kid a bed man.
And I wouldn't punish him, just tell him to be more quiet, use birthcontrol, and make the girl leave next time.
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Buy the kid a bed man...roflmao, I laughed pretty hard at that
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05-26-2007, 11:01 AM
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OMG 5 star thread would read again.
haha i like your description reps
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05-26-2007, 11:03 AM
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guys, this thread is fake. didnt you see the other thread about the guys friend who got caught having sex by his mom?
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05-26-2007, 11:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BEhave
guys, this thread is fake. didnt you see the other thread about the guys friend who got caught having sex by his mom?
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05-26-2007, 11:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BEhave
guys, this thread is fake. didnt you see the other thread about the guys friend who got caught having sex by his mom?
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they didn't sea what he did here
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05-26-2007, 11:09 AM
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you should punish him for never cleaning his room..
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05-26-2007, 11:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fkn_give_me_abs
you should teach him that horsefaces are okay to **** as long as his friends don't find out. if his friends do find out ground him for a week. if they don't find out give him an extra $10 in his allowance.
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05-26-2007, 11:11 AM
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hahahah you are the coolest dad that ever lived. LOL @ "HORSEFACE"
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05-26-2007, 11:13 AM
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05-26-2007, 11:14 AM
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05-26-2007, 11:19 AM
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fake or not this was some funny ****....
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