You Know You're a BB'er WHEN...

[triplewhammy]

Guys these are just for fun...I've been thinking about how odd (yet rewarding) the bodybuilding lifestyle is...just some fun thoughts for you...feel free to add some to the list....

You know you're a bodybuilder when...

1. You’re able to choke down can after can of tuna…with ease.

2. You have more Splenda in your house than table sugar.

3. You think of food in terms of functionality, practicality, and
finally taste, rather than the other way around.

4. You think of cardio, not scissors, when you hear the
word “cutting.”

5. You’ve learned more about the human body from lifting than in
Biology class.

6. You read muscle and fitness magazine for entertainment, not
information.

7. You know the difference between oatmeal, rolled oats, and
steel oats.

8. You can’t remember what McDonald’s food tastes like.

9. You take more pills than your grandma who has arthritis and
high blood pressure.

10. You’d rather miss an important meeting or date than a
workout.

[rapidshoter]

5. You’ve learned more about the human body from lifting than in
Biology class.

8. You can’t remember what McDonald’s food tastes like.

[goth666]

thats hilarious

[Adam54]

haha so true

[IvanDanko]

Yeah, great post.

[15u]

Originally posted by Adam54
haha so true

[wannagetmuscle]

Lets keep it going!!

11. You have a whole cabinet or shelf just for your supplemenmts.

12. You first online visit is to BB.com each day.

13. You see the people at your gym more than family.

14. When you fall asleep, you can only imagine what your ZMA dreams will be.

15. When you wake up, you check to see if you are sore.

[The Kurgan]

16. You look at the protein content of foods before anything else.

17. You begin to appreciate the taste of water.

[Slide]

3,4,5,8,12,15, and 16 apply to me. Add these:

18. People make fun of you for bringing protein shakes to the gym.

19. You find yourself touching your muscles often and looking into the mirror much more often.

20. You pass on a drinking/frat party and your excuse is that you're cutting.

[goth666]

wow, i cant even begin to tell u how all of these apply to me. except the frat party one, i dont drink either way. but when my friends or my roommate offers me a drink, i decline b/c of my bodybuilding efforts. :-D

[PennState]

Originally posted by Slide
20. You pass on a drinking/frat party and your excuse is that you're cutting.

major bump to that one.

21. Your parents can't understand why you won't sit down and have a family dinner and you insist on making your own food.

22. and the ever classic... you are reading this post

sry had to throw down 22. it was bound to happen sooner or later

[shadowmoses]

Originally posted by wannagetmuscle
Lets keep it going!!

15. When you wake up, you check to see if you are sore.

That one is spot on!!!

[wideback]

23) People give you weird looks when you get up three times in one class to take a leak.

[slacker8487]

Originally posted by wideback
23) People give you weird looks when you get up three times in one class to take a leak.

haha, hell yea, i know how that is. people are always asking me if i have a piss test coming up.

[PistolPete452]

You know your a bodybuilder when you start swallowing CUM for the protein!




Sorry, that was pretty disgusting ......EWWWW

[goth666]

yap. thats pretty gross man. lol

[nk_84]

You also know you're a bodybuilder when friends say: "Damn, you looking bigger"!

NK.

[gumby51cm]

24) you leave a party or social event because you have to go eat meal #7.

[goth666]

Originally posted by gumby51cm
24) you leave a party or social event because you have to go eat meal #7.

bump, i left a funeral early b/c i had to eat. and i also skipped it the next day kuz i had to workout.

[JnJ23]

25) When you visit bb.com 10+ times a day

[ProtO]

...When you are walking down the street, and start flying with your lats.

[weakest_link85]

*****add this when checkout other guys to see if they workout
and you compare yourself to them....*****


i think that should apply to everyone

[Pydo]

26) when you find a bar you start doing chin ups for fun
27) when u fin d2 parallel tables, you start doing dips for fun

[15u]

28. when you average more than 20 posts per day on this forum

[Lee_5]

you know you're a bber

when you look at yourself in the mirror from every angle.

when everyone has to move out the way for you to perform a pose.

You walk with a zimmer frame the day after leg day

you have to buy 2 plane tickets as 1 seat isnt wie enough for you.

[Lee_5]

29) yo cant fit in a phone box

30) you really really cant fit in a phone box no matter how hard you try.

[Dropkickrick]

23 is the best

31)u know ur a body builder when ur pecks are bigger then the freshman and sophmore girls

[logester]

1. You know when your a bodybuilder when your name is Arnold.

[goth666]

Originally posted by Lee_5
29) yo cant fit in a phone box

30) you really really cant fit in a phone box no matter how hard you try.

lmao. #33, u know ur a bodybuilder when u check this thread every 5 minutes.

[HydroStorm]

when you don't remember the fizz of soda