are you allowed to start a private police firm?

**poisson123** · 05-15-2007, 07:44 PM

I think a private police firm would do really well down here in miami. a lot of people dont trust the police, like prostitutes and drug dealers. I could really make a killing with these people, and just the average person who wants a change

id just get a number to call, kinda like 911, but itd have to be longer. wed make arrests, have a small jail, you know cop stuff. maybe wed have traffic cops who pull people over and give them tickets. but still, were a private business not affiliated with the real police. of course wed still carry guns and have our own canines and stuff.

so is this **** legal, and whos in?

**Infa** · 05-15-2007, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by poisson123

I think a private police firm would do really well down here in miami. a lot of people dont trust the police, like prostitutes and drug dealers. I could really make a killing with these people, and just the average person who wants a change

id just get a number to call, kinda like 911, but itd have to be longer. wed make arrests, have a small jail, you know cop stuff. maybe wed have traffic cops who pull people over and give them tickets. but still, were a private business not affiliated with the real police. of course wed still carry guns and have our own canines and stuff.

so is this **** legal, and whos in?

I hope this is a joke, if not you are the most retarded person I've seen on the msic.

either way, YOU FAIL.

**kensterz** · 05-15-2007, 07:47 PM

Vigilantism is against the law
That'd count as being vigilante

**Project_BelAir** · 05-15-2007, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Infa

I hope this is a joke, if not you are the most retarded person I've seen on the msic.

either way, YOU FAIL.

x2

**poisson123** · 05-15-2007, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Infa

I hope this is a joke, if not you are the most retarded person I've seen on the msic.

either way, YOU FAIL.

you dont think it would be a good idea? wed just charge like 100 bucks to catch the culprits and save people. people would be charged for their jail time, like a hotel. different crimes would give set sentences. like, murder would be 3 weeks, etc

**JHepp0612** · 05-15-2007, 07:47 PM

in before...wait ****, i mean no im not in...i meant in the thread

**VaughnTrue** · 05-15-2007, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by poisson123

you dont think it would be a good idea? wed just charge like 100 bucks to catch the culprits and save people. people would be charged for their jail time, like a hotel. different crimes would give set sentences. like, murder would be 3 weeks, etc

brilliant!

**kensterz** · 05-15-2007, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by poisson123

you dont think it would be a good idea? wed just charge like 100 bucks to catch the culprits and save people. people would be charged for their jail time, like a hotel. different crimes would give set sentences. like, murder would be 3 weeks, etc

That's like a mafia

**Dyno230** · 05-15-2007, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by poisson123

you dont think it would be a good idea? wed just charge like 100 bucks to catch the culprits and save people. people would be charged for their jail time, like a hotel. different crimes would give set sentences. like, murder would be 3 weeks, etc

lol so if they murder someone you arrest them and put them in jail for 3 weeks?

I think that is called kidnapping as well.

Look into private investigator work.

**viper2510** · 05-15-2007, 07:49 PM

your 22...

**Project_BelAir** · 05-15-2007, 07:49 PM

Oh, and the closest thing to that is Bail Bonds...like Dog the Bounty Hunter.

**poisson123** · 05-15-2007, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by VaughnTrue

brilliant!

the problem is, i dont know if theyd still have to serve the sentence in a regular jail, like i wonder if the business could write the person an exemption from the regular police. because it would cost too much to keep them at our place for long. although we could just say murder gets the death penalty

**z4ck** · 05-15-2007, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by poisson123

you dont think it would be a good idea? wed just charge like 100 bucks to catch the culprits and save people. people would be charged for their jail time, like a hotel. different crimes would give set sentences. like, murder would be 3 weeks, etc

people already pay through taxes..and 3 weeks for murder? what the hell? i hope you're joking

**Dyno230** · 05-15-2007, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by poisson123

the problem is, i dont know if theyd still have to serve the sentence in a regular jail, like i wonder if the business could write the person an exemption from the regular police. because it would cost too much to keep them at our place for long. although we could just say murder gets the death penalty

lol dude are you serious?

**zac2booya** · 05-15-2007, 07:54 PM

It's like The Punisher, only instead of killing murderers, he's booking them for 3 weeks...

Oh yeah, and in before BPP

**Ryosuke** · 05-15-2007, 07:57 PM

Where's the money coming from? Oh, so you're going to charge inmates for their stay? What if they say F U? Going to keep them in jail for free longer?

Nevermind it's illegal.

**RatherBeLifting** · 05-15-2007, 08:00 PM

this is by far the most retarded thread I have read all day. Listen even if they were legal I think you would have to have an IQ of say at least 68 to open one.

**poisson123** · 05-15-2007, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Ryosuke

Where's the money coming from? Oh, so you're going to charge inmates for their stay? What if they say F U? Going to keep them in jail for free longer?

Nevermind it's illegal.

i dont know, i guess they can pay the 3 week stay, or they get the death penalty. so that way theyll have to pay or they get the firing squad or whatever. well make money through traffic tickets and people paying for us to help them.

like lets say someone is breaking in. one of our convenient locations may be closer to the scene.

it wont cost too much to start, it we be me and my uncles probably. we all have guns, cuz its a big hunting family

**zac2booya** · 05-15-2007, 08:01 PM

Closest thing I could even think of is a security firm, where you can do some police stuff, but you certainly can't hold people in prison and most definitely can't pull people over and issue them tickets. Sounds like you want to start your own militia...

**z4ck** · 05-15-2007, 08:01 PM

posting in a legendary thread

**Krunk Fu** · 05-15-2007, 08:01 PM

Maybe you can have a private governement and hold elections.

**poisson123** · 05-15-2007, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by akaye47

Maybe you can have a private governement and hold elections.

dude, it may sound far fetched, but im sure all great ideas would

i think if anything, taking a little workload away would be exactly what the police want. maybe cleanup some crime

anyways, isnt monopoly illegal? and it seems the police have a monopoly on policing

**Ryosuke** · 05-15-2007, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by poisson123

dude, it may sound far fetched, but im sure all great ideas would

i think if anything, taking a little workload away would be exactly what the police want. maybe cleanup some crime

anyways, isnt monopoly illegal? and it seems the police have a monopoly on policing

Good god, please go try and start this.

Please. Before you do though why don't you go talk to your local police chief about it so he can show you the ropes.

**zac2booya** · 05-15-2007, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by poisson123

anyways, isnt monopoly illegal? and it seems the police have a monopoly on policing

The police aren't a company, they're a government agency. That's like saying that the FBI have a monopoly on federal crimes, or the courts have a monopoly on law making. While you're at it, why not make your own court system where people can go for rulings if they feel that the government courts aren't right for them?

**Adam228** · 05-15-2007, 08:09 PM

You can do that, but you can't charge them any money.

Nor do you have the ability to do anything other than deliver them safely to you know, the real police.

**poisson123** · 05-15-2007, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Ryosuke

Good god, please go try and start this.

Please. Before you do though why don't you go talk to your local police chief about it so he can show you the ropes.

i doubt theyd be that eager to help out competitors. i figure eveyrone who works for my company would join the police force to train and then quit as soon as they graduate. Itd be the same qualifications, youd just quit and join me

**shadowwalker021** · 05-15-2007, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by akaye47

Maybe you can have a private governement and hold elections.

this reminds me of that family guy episode when peter's house and property was a seperate country from the us lol

**zac2booya** · 05-15-2007, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by poisson123

i doubt theyd be that eager to help out competitors. i figure eveyrone who works for my company would join the police force to train and then quit as soon as they graduate. Itd be the same qualifications, youd just quit and join me

So you're starting your own militia of police force dropouts? LOL

Can't wait for BPP to find this thread...

**Ryosuke** · 05-15-2007, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by poisson123

i doubt theyd be that eager to help out competitors. i figure eveyrone who works for my company would join the police force to train and then quit as soon as they graduate. Itd be the same qualifications, youd just quit and join me

Actually, I want you to tell him about your idea to institute your own private death penalty for "inmates" who refuse to pay your fees. And why would his officers quit? Where are you going to get money for your firm? Are you going to be like - okay we ran those crooks off, now pay up? That's like a bum washing your windshield and asking for cash. If the inmates are to pay, how are you going to make them? Do you think most criminals have many assets anyway?

**poisson123** · 05-15-2007, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Ryosuke

Actually, I want you to tell him about your idea to institute your own private death penalty for "inmates" who refuse to pay your fees. And why would his officers quit? Where are you going to get money for your firm? Are you going to be like - okay we ran those crooks off, now pay up? That's like a bum washing your windshield and asking for cash. If the inmates are to pay, how are you going to make them? Do you think most criminals have many assets anyway?

Ok let me explain:

At first, ill use friends and family, so it wont cost much.

well get some loans from the bank to open up the station.

people will call us to help out. well will have better service than cops. you can also call us if you do illegal stuff and we wont rat you out. like, prostitutes could call us if the guy doesnt pay.

well we get money from traffic tickets. we will pull people over, because we will have lights and sirens too (different colours though).

if people dont pay they go to jail. if they dont pay the jail fee they get the death penalty

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