Breast Milk = Ultimate Anabolic Food

[alan aragon]

my wife is nursing now. should i try to get some breast milk, or is that too selfish? my son has nearly doubled his LBM in his first 3 months of life. do you think this will work for a grown-ass-man like me? i bet breast milk would rock as a bodybuilding supplement.. hmmm..

[eru]

The type of protein found in breast milk (lactalbumin?) is the most bio-available protein there is.

Lactalbumin Protein powder in 2005.

[MagicPunt]

isnt a vast majority of the calories in breast milk from saturated fat? =/

[Squatman]

My wife is nursing right now, too, maybe I should try it. I've teased at the nipple but haven't had the balls to go for a good suck.

Post-workout tonight I'll have to latch on for a meal. Man would that be a sight, my daughter on one teet and me on the other lol.

[xman06]

All I can say is you are some sick devoted ****s! lol JK

[love_to_lift]

Originally posted by alan aragon
my wife is nursing now. should i try to get some breast milk, or is that too selfish? my son has nearly doubled his LBM in his first 3 months of life. do you think this will work for a grown-ass-man like me? i bet breast milk would rock as a bodybuilding supplement.. hmmm..

Too selfish? Not if you share it with the rest of us.

[iron-freak]

Originally posted by love_to_lift
Too selfish? Not if you share it with the rest of us.

I'll pass on this one thanks.

[alan aragon]

LMFAO!

seriously, i got a little taste of it once. that stuff is quite sweet-tasting, like sugary milk. i don't care about the sat fat in milk; sat fat rules sometimes, makes ya grow! did you know that you elevate your test levels better on a 40% fat diet versus a 20% one? i'll dig up the reference if you need it. mean time, i'm gonna see how i can con my wife into letting me do some suckling

[damone]

lol

the baby secretes a hormone or something into the nipple that tells the mothers breast to give it milk...i don't know if it would work unless maybe the baby were there also...

this is really perverted

[Nepenthe]

I think it would work. Breast pumps work. Maybe the baby could get one side started and then switch to the other side so you could get the flow on the first side.

If you DO use the breast pump, it might be good to chill it and serve it later with a bit of whey and a packet of Splenda.

[meathead198]

Originally posted by Nepenthe
If you DO use the breast pump, it might be good to chill it and serve it later with a bit of whey and a packet of Splenda.

ROFL

[KaitheGuy]

I feel so dirty after reading this post..... shouldnt this be in the sex section? J/k

[johnnyironboard]

My son doubled his weight in 2 1/2 months on formula- you should drink some enfamel.

[alan aragon]

Originally posted by johnnyironboard
My son doubled his weight in 2 1/2 months on formula- you should drink some enfamel.

ah **** man.. good point. the problem is, the breast method might be more fun.

[Nepenthe]

Originally posted by johnnyironboard
My son doubled his weight in 2 1/2 months on formula- you should drink some enfamel.

Hot damn! Nice results! Clean bulk, too.

[johnnyironboard]

Originally posted by alan aragon
ah **** man.. good point. the problem is, the breast method might be more fun.

I won't argue with you on that one...9 months is a long time...

[zackmurphy]

Originally posted by alan aragon
my wife is nursing now. should i try to get some breast milk, or is that too selfish? my son has nearly doubled his LBM in his first 3 months of life. do you think this will work for a grown-ass-man like me? i bet breast milk would rock as a bodybuilding supplement.. hmmm..

That's a theory I can get behind.

[liquidvet]

I can see it now, poor third world mothers, working feverishly in sweatshops, spraying their quarry into jugs...all to satisfy the needs of bodybuilders around the world

[alan aragon]

okay, let me admit something.. my son probably doubled his bodyfat in his 1st 3 months, along with the doubling of LBM; a pretty dirty bulk no doubt.. but hot damn, you gotta see how the little fella's eyes roll back into his head when he latches on! makes me jealous.

[alan aragon]

Originally posted by liquidvet
I can see it now, poor third world mothers, working feverishly in sweatshops, spraying their quarry into jugs...all to satisfy the needs of bodybuilders around the world

imagine if the craze really catches on & they end up locked in place to automated vacuums just like the cows in the US!

okay, i guess i crossed the line there.

*slaps self on hand*

bad alan.

[zackmurphy]

Originally posted by alan aragon
okay, i guess i crossed the line there.

I don't know, maybe countries with no natural resources should consider it. You gotta sell what you have.

[liquidvet]

Lol yeah it must be good, if you try a little just don't go crazy and bite her nipple off. That happened to my girlfriends mom when she was breastfeeding her. I can't imagine it is a good feeling lol :P

[user34566548717114]

stop reading the back of the muscle milk container

[Eileen]

Only thing is, if you're going to nurse from your wife, you are going to have to stuff food into her. I've tandem-nursed twice (children of different ages) and you wouldn't believe the amount of food I had to put away when I was doing it. The kids told me that the flavour of the milk changes depending on who was last sucking.

Eileen

[velikimajmun]

Originally posted by Eileen
Only thing is, if you're going to nurse from your wife, you are going to have to stuff food into her. I've tandem-nursed twice (children of different ages) and you wouldn't believe the amount of food I had to put away when I was doing it. The kids told me that the flavour of the milk changes depending on who was last sucking.

Eileen

your kids were old enough to converse with you and still breast feeding?

Thats what I call a loving dedicated mother

[alan aragon]

Originally posted by Eileen
Only thing is, if you're going to nurse from your wife, you are going to have to stuff food into her. I've tandem-nursed twice (children of different ages) and you wouldn't believe the amount of food I had to put away when I was doing it. The kids told me that the flavour of the milk changes depending on who was last sucking.

Eileen

sounds good, i'll definitely consider the heightened repletion demand. this is an area of nutrition that i am lacking sufficient knowledge, so it's nice to hear it straight from an authoritative source. you sound like a true jedi of breastfeeding.

[jobber4eva]

you're not supposed to breast feed when they can talk to you!!

[damone]

breastmilk is healthier for kids than most commercial products that they're typically fed. in many countries it's normal to breastfeed up until age 4.

i think kids can start talking around 1.5 years.

[velikimajmun]

Originally posted by damone
breastmilk is healthier for kids than most commercial products that they're typically fed. in many countries it's normal to breastfeed up until age 4.

i think kids can start talking around 1.5 years.

True story

I was in brazil visiting some friends who work down there.

I walked in on their live-in house keeper breast feeding a kid that I would swear was 12 years old...different strokes...for different folks


However if you did this in the USA that kid would suffer some serious mental abuse at the hands of his peers

[-Ironside-]

My moms distant cousins wife was breast feeding her 14 year old son!
Pretty sick if you ask me,
BTW yall are a bunch of twisted individuals... I should fit in nice here :P