Does caffeine make you ****?

**No0b** · 05-10-2004, 06:16 PM

Does to me.
I never drink coffee. But tried it a few times when I needed a caffeine boost. Made me go within the hour

Same with diet coke. Especially on an empty stomach. (well earlier today all I had was a Ceaser Chicken salad from Burger King..and the 20oz diet coke 2hrs later)

I'm just wondering WHY? lol Vegetables don't even make me go.

**Scott_GTO** · 05-10-2004, 06:32 PM

Caffeine is a natural laxative sp?

**ItalianBB15** · 05-10-2004, 06:53 PM

As far as I know caffeine is a diuretic, which makes you urinate. I don't know if it has any connection with making you go #2 heh

**blazinred** · 05-10-2004, 08:29 PM

caffeine is a duretic, but it also misses with your bowels. I have read on this, can disrupt functions, sorry, someone else may help me out...

**stevieB** · 05-10-2004, 08:34 PM

a cappucino right after a nice dinner meal.....ahhhh...nuttin like a good BM in the PM!!!!!

**Zerander** · 05-10-2004, 08:35 PM

it does mess with your bowels. My dad has ulcerative colitus(a bowel disease) and if he drinks caffinated coffee is makes it very bad.

**user34566548717114** · 05-10-2004, 09:01 PM

that box of fiber 1 i ate today (finished the other half after dinner) is making me shiit let me just tell you!!!!!

**daveycrockett** · 05-10-2004, 09:12 PM

I'm sorry to have to be the one to break this to you, but pretty much everything you ingest makes you ****.

**damone** · 05-10-2004, 10:37 PM

coffee makes me go

soda too but not as badly

**megafighter** · 05-11-2004, 12:26 AM

I don't know why or if it is any good, but a bottle of diet coke or a glass of coffee with milk in the morning lead me to the bathroom in a few minutes. I like it a lot. I now go always at the same time (so I don't have to use strange bathrooms for it) and feel relief for the rest of the day. Not sure if its good for you though.

**ItalianBB15** · 05-11-2004, 03:13 AM

Originally posted by daveycrockett
I'm sorry to have to be the one to break this to you, but pretty much everything you ingest makes you ****.

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hahah way to put it

**MCconditioner** · 05-11-2004, 09:07 AM

Diet Coke makes you cr@p b/c it is loaded with caffeine...they put a lot more in Diet Coke than regular.

**Infin1ty** · 05-11-2004, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by dvv
that box of fiber 1 i ate today (finished the other half after dinner) is making me shiit let me just tell you!!!!!

hahah!@!
that **** is good.

try to eat 450g (whole freaking box!!!) of fiber 1 in one sit with some milk and you will see what happens after your body digest it

well it all goes out in the bathroom , lmao

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!

**user34566548717114** · 05-11-2004, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by Infin1ty
hahah!@!
that **** is good.

try to eat 450g (whole freaking box!!!) of fiber 1 in one sit with some milk and you will see what happens after your body digest it
well it all goes out in the bathroom , lmao

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!

OH NO I JUST DID THAT THIS MORNING?!?!?!? crap

**jac_68** · 05-11-2004, 12:05 PM

Hold on let me drink some......

nothing yettttttttttt shiiiiiiiit.......................................

**Infin1ty** · 05-11-2004, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by dvv
OH NO I JUST DID THAT THIS MORNING?!?!?!? crap

i suggest you stay at home because almost everything you are going to digest will go out in the bathroom after 1 hour or so, hahaha that fiber 1 is so tasty that you regret you ate it after you visit the bathroom!!

**Sam_I_Am** · 05-11-2004, 01:51 PM

Cigarettes and beer.

The original, all natural, fast acting laxative.

**Sam_I_Am** · 05-11-2004, 01:54 PM

Ooops, that should have read

Cigarettes and Coffee = laxative

I got mixed up with Cigarettes and Beer = cutting

**user34566548717114** · 05-11-2004, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by Infin1ty
i suggest you stay at home because almost everything you are going to digest will go out in the bathroom after 1 hour or so, hahaha that fiber 1 is so tasty that you regret you ate it after you visit the bathroom!!

lets just say....my housemates better stay outta the bathroom fora while

damn i am addicted to fiber 1 lol, is it possible to get too much fiber??? I mean eating the whole box isn't too bad 60 calories x 15 servings = 900 + about half the box of atkins skim milk = 70 x 4 = 280 so its only like 1200 calories give or take....i think they subtract that fiber calories for you in the equation on the box to make it look better cuz its 24g's of carbs 14 of fiber 10 real 0 suger

so i can kill a box a day and not worry about the cals too much, if you eat the whole box fills you up pretty good for 3-4 hours lol

plus 2g's of protein times 15 = 30 from cereal and 7 x 12 from milk = 84 is a total of 114'g of protein so its not like your sacrificing protein on this deal

**MCconditioner** · 05-11-2004, 02:47 PM

Eating that much fiber is probably a bad idea. It can lead to IBS.

**megafighter** · 05-12-2004, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by MCconditioner
Diet Coke makes you cr@p b/c it is loaded with caffeine...they put a lot more in Diet Coke than regular.

Really? Never knew that. Do you knwo how much or where can I find caffeine stats for sodas in general? Thanks

**Delboytrotter** · 01-07-2009, 02:21 PM

I love doing a big turrrd!! Morning, noon and night!!! I drink coffee and diet coke all day and chow gum, does the trick!! When I get a turtle head it gets me so excited... puts a big fat smile on my face!!!!! What the real question should be is why cant we digest sweetcorn?? If the answers good enough you could win the star prize... a curly hairy turrrrd, which has been refridgerated waiting for the lucky winner... please post ?3 to turd road, turdmuncher, TU3D00 ... or a runner up could win a bog brush with turd droplets

Turd off!!

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