BB.COM Haiku contest Idea!

[Shortfuze]

Hi folks

I found this interesting idea on another website and thought BB.com could do something similar. We could have a monthly Haiku contest here. A Haiku is a Japanese poetry style that has a fixed 17 syllable format and you have to follow a 5-7-5 syllable, 3 line format. We could do a haiku on all bodybuilding, gym, supplements, weights related topics. BB.com mods can choose the best haiku every month and award the winner anything from extra discount, gift certificate, free supplement etc.

Ex. of Haiku
Three things are certain: <--5 syllables
Death, taxes, and lost data. <--7 syllables
Guess which has occurred. <--5 syllables
--David Dixon (auhor)

Ex. of Bodybuilding related Haiku (I made this one up)
Day in, day out, tears
of pain and joy at the gym,
makes my body strong.

something like that basically. What do you guys think?

[jules_d1]

Bodybuilding and poetry doesnt mix i dont think

[Ehhsbaseball]

eat, sleep, lift, repeat
two hundred pounds, two hundred
grams of whey protein

[Exstortion]

Train Harder, Get Big,
Pumping Iron In The Gym,
Bulk Up And Cut It.

-Exstortion

[Shortfuze]

^^^ thanks for the haikus I thought this idea was dead cause no one responded

[blueyedevil]

You must do the squats
you must do the deadlifts now
to be the strongest

[tehk]

An artist he builds
From clay a sculpture. From whey,
Our bodies we sculpt.

Haiku format mixed with some other poetic techniques, lol. I thought I'd give it a try.