crazy night..Tonight I performed a citizens arrest (serious)

[Slated]

I'd citizen arrest you for looking like a mutant clone of carrot top spliced with fabio.


Cliffs next time



p.s. you didn't cit arrest him, you just flagged down a cop

[AxlTurwalt]

Subway? pics or it didn't happen

[nellyei]

citizen arrest eh sic night

[Joemama06]

are you aware So my band played the Whisky Ago Go tonight in West Hollywood and a few hours before hitting the stage I was jogging down Sunset Blvd to my car where my friend Larry is drinking..And as Im jogging down the sidewalk this drunken dude FULL ON clotheslines me with his forearm hitting my mouth straight up assaulting me for NO REASON...He was about 45,white,long hair,with a bag..He was a wanderer from Houston...I was all like "wtf?" in shock (I had never been hit in the face before by somebody)....Im surprised I didnt lose my balance, he stops and looks at me liek he wants to start more ****..The bouncer at the ROXY witnessed it and says "What was that for?" and hes like "Cause I felt like it" and started walking away..I didnt know what to do, bouncer told me he would have "punched him in his ****ing nose"..I wasnt going to let him get away with what he did so I Get my friend Larry and we walk down sunset to find him..as soon as he sees us he runs away all scared into the valet parking of a hotel..I tell valet to call the police cause he assaulted me...I get in his face and ask him why he hit me and he says that it was an "accident",I tell him I wont press charges if relaxes.....he starts walking away and hotel security is about to cuff him but they dont cause it didnt happen on their property...so I follow him and he starts mouthing offf and says im a mother****er just like the bartenders for kicking him out of the bar (apparently he took his anger out on me)..so we call the police and cant get through so continue following him...He stops a cab in front of the Viper Room and trys to get in..I tell the cab driver to not let him in cause Im going to arrest him for assualt..cab driver refuses to let him in...A mile form where he hit me we flag a down a cop and they arrest him for assault and I sign a bunch of papers..cops tell us we did a good job following him and hes a drunk ******* who deservs to get arrested and will make sure he spends the weekend in jail in a cell full of bigger people than him..than they drove him to ROXY where the bouncer/witness identified him and off he went...Than I played a kick ass show and had subway...

Ill most likely drop the charges if it becomes a long process, cops say he will most likely be released with a fine...

CLIFF NOTES
-For no reason I get clothelined in the face while jogging down strret
-chase guy down the street into a hotel and get in his face
-he walks away form hotel and mouths off to me
-follow him down street to flag police
-cock block his cab ride
-flag down police-
-get him arrested for assualt

[jcrue11]

The Whiskey huh, if you're not lying that's cool that your band played there, there's a lot of history in that place.

[ign_fan_4life]

Are you aware my band played the Whisky Ago Go tonight in West Hollywood and a few hours before hitting the stage I was jogging down Sunset Blvd to my car where my friend Larry is drinking..And as Im jogging down the sidewalk this drunken dude FULL ON clotheslines me with his forearm hitting my mouth straight up assaulting me for NO REASON...He was about 45,white,long hair,with a bag..He was a wanderer from Houston...I was all like "wtf?" in shock (I had never been hit in the face before by somebody)....Im surprised I didnt lose my balance, he stops and looks at me liek he wants to start more ****..The bouncer at the ROXY witnessed it and says "What was that for?" and hes like "Cause I felt like it" and started walking away..I didnt know what to do, bouncer told me he would have "punched him in his ****ing nose"..I wasnt going to let him get away with what he did so I Get my friend Larry and we walk down sunset to find him..as soon as he sees us he runs away all scared into the valet parking of a hotel..I tell valet to call the police cause he assaulted me...I get in his face and ask him why he hit me and he says that it was an "accident",I tell him I wont press charges if relaxes.....he starts walking away and hotel security is about to cuff him but they dont cause it didnt happen on their property...so I follow him and he starts mouthing offf and says im a mother****er just like the bartenders for kicking him out of the bar (apparently he took his anger out on me)..so we call the police and cant get through so continue following him...He stops a cab in front of the Viper Room and trys to get in..I tell the cab driver to not let him in cause Im going to arrest him for assualt..cab driver refuses to let him in...A mile form where he hit me we flag a down a cop and they arrest him for assault and I sign a bunch of papers..cops tell us we did a good job following him and hes a drunk ******* who deservs to get arrested and will make sure he spends the weekend in jail in a cell full of bigger people than him..than they drove him to ROXY where the bouncer/witness identified him and off he went...Than I played a kick ass show and had subway...

Ill most likely drop the charges if it becomes a long process, cops say he will most likely be released with a fine...

CLIFF NOTES
-For no reason I get clothelined in the face while jogging down strret
-chase guy down the street into a hotel and get in his face
-he walks away form hotel and mouths off to me
-follow him down street to flag police
-cock block his cab ride
-flag down police-
-get him arrested for assualt
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[Sebstar]

cops called it a citizens arrest...I was hot on his tail the whole time..

probably just validating your existence...






j/k.

[Danijel_L]

Kinda pussy from your part, you and your friend should've kicked the **** out of him. Teach him a lesson.

[YESr0d]

If I had my mate there and that happened to me Id of beat the **** out of him, good job anyway.

[Danijel_L]

True...But I would have felt bad...he was drunk and older than my dad...

I know what you mean, but if he could clothesline you for no reason....then you shouldn't regret giving him a good beating.

[Camel Baron]

Are you aware my band played the Whisky Ago Go tonight in West Hollywood

[ign_fan_4life]

yeah

We headline it once a month...

Its great fun...

Back in the red I see... What happened this time?

[rude boy]

True...But I would have felt bad...he was drunk and older than my dad...

whats your band name/website?

[Frondz]

you have a real purty face
dont ever go to jail, OP

[AJ_Stone]

....I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

[EveryDayLifter]

are u misc. guys aware that: Are you aware my band played the Whisky Ago Go tonight in West Hollywood and a few hours before hitting the stage I was jogging down Sunset Blvd to my car where my friend Larry is drinking..And as Im jogging down the sidewalk this drunken dude FULL ON clotheslines me with his forearm hitting my mouth straight up assaulting me for NO REASON...He was about 45,white,long hair,with a bag..He was a wanderer from Houston...I was all like "wtf?" in shock (I had never been hit in the face before by somebody)....Im surprised I didnt lose my balance, he stops and looks at me liek he wants to start more ****..The bouncer at the ROXY witnessed it and says "What was that for?" and hes like "Cause I felt like it" and started walking away..I didnt know what to do, bouncer told me he would have "punched him in his ****ing nose"..I wasnt going to let him get away with what he did so I Get my friend Larry and we walk down sunset to find him..as soon as he sees us he runs away all scared into the valet parking of a hotel..I tell valet to call the police cause he assaulted me...I get in his face and ask him why he hit me and he says that it was an "accident",I tell him I wont press charges if relaxes.....he starts walking away and hotel security is about to cuff him but they dont cause it didnt happen on their property...so I follow him and he starts mouthing offf and says im a mother****er just like the bartenders for kicking him out of the bar (apparently he took his anger out on me)..so we call the police and cant get through so continue following him...He stops a cab in front of the Viper Room and trys to get in..I tell the cab driver to not let him in cause Im going to arrest him for assualt..cab driver refuses to let him in...A mile form where he hit me we flag a down a cop and they arrest him for assault and I sign a bunch of papers..cops tell us we did a good job following him and hes a drunk ******* who deservs to get arrested and will make sure he spends the weekend in jail in a cell full of bigger people than him..than they drove him to ROXY where the bouncer/witness identified him and off he went...Than I played a kick ass show and had subway...

Ill most likely drop the charges if it becomes a long process, cops say he will most likely be released with a fine...

CLIFF NOTES
-For no reason I get clothelined in the face while jogging down strret
-chase guy down the street into a hotel and get in his face
-he walks away form hotel and mouths off to me
-follow him down street to flag police
-cock block his cab ride
-flag down police-
-get him arrested for assualt
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[jtucker]

You can only "citizens arrest" someone if they are commiting a felony. What that guy did is a misdemeanor offense. Unless he picked up a bat and beat the fcuk out of you it's just a misdemeanor. Anyway I call this BS and considering your prior posts.

[user67987300011654]

good job bro the a hole needed to be in jail

I used to work in a store in a really bad area as a loss prevention officer

me and a guy from Poland, so 2 Eastern Europeans watching the store, one time I was walking a thief to the room to wait for the cops and he did the sam **** to me

I took him down, cuffed him, brought him to the office, tied him to a chair and went to work on him, when the cops came, he was bleeding pretty bad they said he was wanted for attempted murder on someone

me and the Polish friend fuked him up pretty bad, he messed with the wrong store

the cops just arrested him and said good job

[gr8fubar420]

cops called it a citizens arrest...I was hot on his tail the whole time..

I bet you were. (Piitb)

[CHALKOUTLINE]

You can only "citizens arrest" someone if they are commiting a felony. What that guy did is a misdemeanor offense. Unless he picked up a bat and beat the fcuk out of you it's just a misdemeanor. Anyway I call this BS and considering your prior posts.

hmm i never knew it had to be a felony.. not sure why i care? ha

[stuffboom]

you look like a monkey that retains water in his face

[cellshot]

I bet you were. (Piitb)

hahahahahahha

[NeloAngelo]

Negged.

[Gadsden]

[NeloAngelo]

^lmao

[squat_ftw]

that was neither a citizens arrest nor assault

[Alron]

Cliffs:

1. He gets clotheslined by drunken guy.

2. He gets his friend and they hold hands and run around town trying to find him.

3. He spots him getting into a cab and stands in front of the cab and calls the police crying.

4. Gay secks with his friend.

[jtucker]

Than why did cop call arrest him for assualt?

Because HE can arrest him for assaut. But YOU cannot.

[kmk25II45]

[Slated]

LOL!!!

I haven't laughed that hard in a week