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04-21-2007, 02:07 AM
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Banned
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oh mercy me I do believe I am getting a case of the vapors
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04-21-2007, 02:08 AM
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Sittin' Mod
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That's not going to get you laid. You have dick sucking lips. You are ugly(sorry to say). You also have the face of a chimpanzee with a skinny face. I don't know why I see that but I do.
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He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
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Didnt take long, to understand
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04-21-2007, 02:08 AM
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Look At Signature Homo
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Lmao!!!
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04-21-2007, 02:11 AM
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amor fati
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04-21-2007, 02:11 AM
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunatic
That's not going to get you laid. You have dick sucking lips. You are ugly(sorry to say). You also have the face of a chimpanzee with a skinny face. I don't know why I see that but I do.
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LMAO
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04-21-2007, 02:13 AM
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HIGH, I'M HI.
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That's some Planet of the Apes **** right there.
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04-21-2007, 02:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunatic
That's not going to get you laid. You have dick sucking lips. You are ugly(sorry to say). You also have the face of a chimpanzee with a skinny face. I don't know why I see that but I do.
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I'm laughing so hard blood's coming out of my mouth! LMAO 
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04-21-2007, 02:15 AM
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throwin' wrenches
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04-21-2007, 02:17 AM
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Mild but a lil bit wilder
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunatic
That's not going to get you laid. You have dick sucking lips. You are ugly(sorry to say). You also have the face of a chimpanzee with a skinny face. I don't know why I see that but I do.
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Why you ripping on him?
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04-21-2007, 02:20 AM
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yeah dats me
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Originally Posted by tristan trouble
I took this for you right now...
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Some people have this delusional thoughts that they are trying to be Brad Pitt. Interesting your name is Tristan and thats the same name Brad Pitt had in the movie "Legends of the Falls:". Coincidence? I think not.
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04-21-2007, 02:21 AM
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∆theist ∆lliance
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strong asperger
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04-21-2007, 02:23 AM
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yeah dats me
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Originally Posted by tristan trouble
Interesting that Im older than that movie.....
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Yeah...and you've probably rented it a million times from Blockbuster.
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04-21-2007, 02:24 AM
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True At Heart Tattoo
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04-21-2007, 02:24 AM
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Powah mane
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Who let you out of your banned cage?
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04-21-2007, 02:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tristan trouble
I took this for you right now...
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CAVE MANS SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-21-2007, 02:26 AM
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Mild but a lil bit wilder
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Originally Posted by sHaDyOneDeath
Hey phag, where's Isolde?
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Remember this?
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04-21-2007, 02:27 AM
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Annoying Middle Easterner
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HOLY ****!
Do you wear braces at all?
Lips that huge on a white male seems very unnatural!
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04-21-2007, 02:27 AM
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Banned
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04-21-2007, 02:31 AM
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Mild but a lil bit wilder
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Originally Posted by tristan trouble
no braces ever...
****in girls pay TOP DOLLAR to look like ANGELINA JOLIE~
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Keyword.
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04-21-2007, 02:34 AM
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just be proud, u are cavemens son. u can not ask for anything better.
fap fap fap fap
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04-21-2007, 02:34 AM
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yeah dats me
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tristan trouble
Ive never seen it old man....
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You've probably have it under your mattress where you keep it right next to Brokeback Mountain.
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04-21-2007, 02:35 AM
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tristan trouble
Why do you guys have to act like im the ugliest dude here????
I dont get it...
Im model material....
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ur a troll thats what u r
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04-21-2007, 02:37 AM
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throwin' wrenches
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tristan trouble
Why do you guys have to act like im the ugliest dude here????
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to be honest? i just felt like it was time to post a Dr. Zaius pic.
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04-21-2007, 02:37 AM
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yeah dats me
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tristan trouble
Why do you guys have to act like im the ugliest dude here????
I dont get it...
Im model material....
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First thing you have to do is........admit you have a problem. Seek help and then you'll realize looking like the son of the Geico Caveman is ok.
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Spam and eggs is an excellent source of protein..brah.
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Stay healthy & fit!
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04-21-2007, 02:39 AM
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Annoying Middle Easterner
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tristan trouble
Why do you guys have to act like im the ugliest dude here????
I dont get it...
Im model material....
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Model material? Get over yourself, you're freakish. Your face is narrow, your lips only make it worse by being so huge. You have lips that make you look like a damn ape.
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04-21-2007, 02:39 AM
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yeah dats me
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tristan trouble
Ive seen brokeback mountain...good film...
tonight I saw Vacancy...very good...
Where are the Misc girls?
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Kate Beckinsale is one hot MOMMA!!!
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Spam and eggs is an excellent source of protein..brah.
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Stay healthy & fit!
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04-21-2007, 02:40 AM
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Sittin' Mod
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tristan trouble
cuz jealousy is a bitch
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Jealous? No. Far from it. I just spoke my mind. Sorry if it offended you. If it did, I apologize. I never said you were the ugliest guy on the forums either. That would be saying ALOT. There are some ugly mother ****ers on here. I WOULD say that I look better, but I'm not starting a thread and posting my picture to try and get some poon over the internet. Maybe that's why I lashed out? I hate when people think they're so ****ing hot. Some guy was doing the same wack **** last week.
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He heard one guitar, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store
Didnt know how to play it, but he knew for sure
That one guitar, felt good in his hands
Didnt take long, to understand
Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was one way ticket, only one way to go
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04-21-2007, 02:41 AM
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TEAM HEATH 2009
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5 star thread.
I lol'd.
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04-21-2007, 02:42 AM
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TEAM HEATH 2009
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Originally Posted by tristan trouble
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OMGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneeleventy!11!
LOLOLOLOLOL!
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04-21-2007, 02:43 AM
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its not fair that your hair has more volume then mine :angry:
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