EastCoast's Journal down the Road of Insanity...

XEastCoastHateX · 02-24-2004, 11:58 PM

Well I was thinking today that my life has so much crazy crap going on in it, I figured that a lot of you would like to read about what kinda crazy things I go through in a day...And yes there is a lot each day...I wasn't sure where to post this but since its gonna be about bodybuilding and day to day insanity I figured the good ol Misc section.....
Well here goes nothing....

2-24-04
The day went ok. I woke up early to get yelled at for my grandmom finding my Gf panties in the washer.why the hell she was in my laundry is beyond me...lol oops..than i get the lecture about bringing girls home and keeping her up railing them all night...Second as soon as that got done i went back to bed. I woke up again at 1:15pm to realize i got nothing done..missed working out...My exGF than called and was crying the blues to me that i didnt call her ( reason being things are over between us but i went back up there to tag her again )...I pitched her some BS line and got her to stop crying..sucker...I got off the phone with her and got ready for work...Went to work ( doing security at a hospital until the academy starts for County Police ) anyways I get to work and deal with the bull i do everyday..i had to do 3 morgue details...worst part is to get the morgue key u have to go into the autopsie<-(sp?) room and get the key..everytime i went in there was a body cut all open organes everywhere right by the door...not to mention the first time i went in and had a protein bar in my mouth...later tonight i got a call for a Physch pateints "painting" painting means they are rubbing crap everywhere..so i get gowned up and go in and yell at this guy and than me and another unti drag him into the shower..nothing but nasty....after that i went to the Heliport for a state trooper medivac gun shot wound victim so i take them down to the ER...blood everywhere in the elevator crazy..people yelling all crazy...we get down there and i watch the dude die like 6 times than they get him back and he finally kicks....than i go have a protein shake...than i chilled for a little while...than half way through eating some oatmeal and tuna i get a call for another pysch...some Polish girl ,speaks no english is beating a nurse...we get teh blue bell which is an alarm..i go running full speed with tuna in my mouth to the 5 th floor..i get to the unti and turn the corner and this crazy chick is on top of the nurse..not to mention the are both hot....i was like hmm ripp some clothes off please...so immim running full speed and i lower my shoulder into this crazy hoe and she must have flew like 20 feet into a wall..ran over to her still with tuna in my mouth and jack her up and restrain her to a chair...nurse thanked me..work is so crazy....finished the tuna and oats....shift ended...drove home called my new girl...now im here posting..imma eat some eggs than im off to bed...

EliteBSU · 02-25-2004, 12:04 AM

and when does the insanity start? j/k
i couldnt stop laughing when you told me you tagged your ex, that was funny

Elite

Jimineye · 02-25-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by EliteBSU
and when does the insanity start? j/k
i couldnt stop laughing when you told me you tagged your ex, that was funny

Elite

Lol, I know all about tagging the ex.

John Promise · 02-25-2004, 04:21 AM

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Originally posted by XEastCoastHateX
i get to the unti and turn the corner and this crazy chick is on top of the nurse..not to mention the are both hot....i was like hmm ripp some clothes off please

All right. A free Pay-Per-View special.

EliteBSU · 02-25-2004, 05:56 AM

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Originally posted by John Promise
All right. A free Pay-Per-View special.

i was thinking that too, i wonder if he stopped running just to watch for a minute

Elite

AnabolicBMX · 02-25-2004, 06:51 AM

LOL...Even the law men in Baltimore are Thugs

XEastCoastHateX · 02-25-2004, 11:38 PM

2-25-04...

Well here goes another day.....I woke up at like 10:30am to the sound of my cat eating my work shoes....I jumped up out of bed and tried to kick the cat and he did this crazy jump and I tripped over my trash can.Than the cat just sat there and I swear he was laughing at me. So I laying there swearing at my cat. Than I actually went to the gym today. Did some back and biceps...My workout went pretty good. Drank a post workout shake and got ready for work.
Work was ok for like the first 10 minutes. I snuck in late and made it without being caught. Than I got called back to the room with the guy that paints with crap. So I run up to the area. And there this dude is , covered in crap with his diaper in hand, rubbing crap all over his face. I didnt know what to do so I just start yelling at him, called him everything in the book. Than i had to get gowned <-(sp?) up and go in and take his ass to the ground. So i get him to the ground, and the ****er tries to bite me, so I start wrenching on his arm and the dude starts pissing and craping and again. So now im like wtf. Well needless to say, the nurse gets her overweight ass in and cleans this dude off, and gives him a shot.I than went to the bathroom and thought i was gonna puke, but i held it in...man the smell was awful. I toke some hand sanitizer and jammed it up my nose so i couldnt smell. So than I go back to partolingafter he ordeal.
ThanI get a call about 10 minutes into my lunch break. So im out the door chicken still in my mouth to the ER. I get down there and they are having a problem with some crazy girl. Shes flipping out wont take some medication. so me and my counter part go ina nd talk to this girl well she starts taking off all her clothes. So there we are me and my boy and this crazy naked bitch. She than bends over and starts touching herself saying she wants it and what not and im like whoa. So we throw her o the ground and she gets 3 needles in the bum.
The last crazyness that happened tonight at work, i had t escort a lady down to the morgue to cut some eyes out of a dead bodies. Well she comes by herself and cant move the corspe. So I help her move the body from the morgue into the autopsy room and help her with this body. Than i watched her cut the eyes out and put em in some bag. than I went to go eat a snack and just couldnt.
So I just had a protein shake when i came home. Imma stay up all night go to the gym at 5am go down this new bitches house and chill there till tonight. Than friday Imma go up my exs and get some from her. And somehow i have to do laundry and go grcery shopping and get my vehicle emissions done. Blah.
Imma get some sushi tomorrow with this new girl than imma get some butt..

EliteBSU · 02-26-2004, 12:00 AM

you got laughed at by your own cat, haha

and tot hink, if you would have porked the crazy chick. thats like 3 females in 48hours... decent

Elite

XEastCoastHateX · 02-26-2004, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by EliteBSU
you got laughed at by your own cat, haha

and tot hink, if you would have porked the crazy chick. thats like 3 females in 48hours... decent

Elite

LOL

your close..I tagged the new girl sat morning..than my ex sunday night...oops

XEastCoastHateX · 02-26-2004, 10:53 PM

2.26.04
Well today was crazy none the less. I didnt go to sleep at all last night. I stayed up and went to the gym @5:30am, than I showered and went right from the gym to my new GF house. I had to get my vehicle emissions test done, and had a ton of sex with the new hoe. I almost got in like 4 car accidents going down to DC today. I swear there are too many people on the road that dont deserve to drive, really. I had some chinese food and went to a GNC in DC. All there crap was overpriced like i expected so I left.
I came home later and went to my moms. My sister was there and she was talking all the BS to my mom disrespecting her so I told her to shut her face. Than she gets the nerve to get in my face. So i snatched her up and pushed her and she got all mad and threw a phone at me. So i go back to my grandmoms and im making myself something to eat when the cops come there looking for me!! My damn sister is pressing charges against me wtf. I mean come on. She gets yelled at and now shes saying I choked her and bashed her head against the fridge. So we'll see how this plays out really. Im hoping she will drop the charges.
Than I get online real quick to check my mail and this girl that lives near me IMs me saying she wants to meet, so im like Ok. so i go meet this new girl and shes not super hot but shes all into the Goth thing which i find really hot. So i tooke her out for coffee and we sat and talked for about 4 hours than I dropp her off. Now what makes this crazy is my whole girl situation.
**Ive been apart from my ex for 4 months and i meet this new girl 2nd week in february. Well 2 weeks after I met this new girl I go back up and tag the ex. Well I felt bad so I told the ex about the new girl and my ex flipped. But I was like Wtf we arent together so now she wants me back and all and i dont know what to do really. My ex hurt me really bad but i still have feelings for her crazy ass. Well the new girl thinks im not seeing my ex. My ex thinks im over this new girl and that we are getting back together and now i meet this new girl that has the hots for me. I so confused as to what to do. I was in a seriuos realtionship for so long i dont want to be tied down. the ex and the new gf both say they love me and this new girl is all into me which is sweat..The big thing is i thought i was over my ex and when i went up to her house and screwed her a bunch of feelings came back. So i dunno what to do...
Well thats the girl situation....Crazy i know. Well i just ate some tuna and mustard..Imma watch some Tv than go to BEd its only been 38 hours without sleep..wow....

ECH><BFH

Jimineye · 02-26-2004, 11:35 PM

Man, what the **** is up with your sister? Does she normally PMS that bad?

Keep tagging your new girl, and keep the ex for the days you didn't get any from your new girl.

XEastCoastHateX · 02-27-2004, 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by Jimineye
Man, what the **** is up with your sister? Does she normally PMS that bad?

Keep tagging your new girl, and keep the ex for the days you didn't get any from your new girl.

I know bro im hoping these charges ger dropped with me going into the academy and all this isnt going to look good at all...

John Promise · 02-27-2004, 04:22 AM

But wouldn't a choke and a bashed head leave identifiable marks?

As far as the three girls, maybe you could get them together and make them compete for you.

EliteBSU · 02-27-2004, 06:01 AM

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Originally posted by John Promise
But wouldn't a choke and a bashed head leave identifiable marks?

As far as the three girls, maybe you could get them together and make them compete for you.

or keep them all, and tag each of them.

Elite

2Skinny · 02-27-2004, 07:18 AM

What kind of a sick mental hospital do you work in? The crazy crap people and such, sad to say, but just end their lives, get them out of here.

AnabolicBMX · 02-27-2004, 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by 2Skinny
What kind of a sick mental hospital do you work in? The crazy crap people and such, sad to say, but just end their lives, get them out of here.

I was going to ask the same question. Do you work at Sheppard Pratt?

XEastCoastHateX · 02-29-2004, 10:29 PM

well ive been slacking....so ill just write the last few days down...
2.27.04 friday
Well I had off this day so nothing insane to really talk about...I almost got in a car accident...I think I have such bad luck...I let my piercings close up..figure I might as well with the police in all...I went down and got the new girl and while I was down there her Ex was at her house..So im like wtf is going on..So the dude trys to talk **** on me..SO me and him are yelling at each other and her mom was there so I just slapped him in the mouth. And her mom laughed. I couldn't believe it at all in was insane. So we went out and I got some poonan.The rest of the day wasnt too crazy..I smoked a cig and felt awful. A lot of stress thats about it really...

XEastCoastHateX · 02-29-2004, 10:38 PM

2.28.04 Saturday

day started out awful I felt like i was hung over like all hell and i was so sore from chest from two days ago..Banged the new GF and drove her home and her mom was there and gave me a hug and said shes been wanted to slap the newGF ex. So at least I'm on good terms with her family. Thats always a plus...Ate some McDonalds. Felt bad for it but it was so good..Went to work and like usual it was off the hook. As soon as I get there we have a Helicopter coming in and had a GSW victim and It was insane. My supervisor was there with me and the guy had to get something called lung compression...And when the guy pressed on his chest blood shot everywhere. I was covered in blood within the first hour of getting to work.Crazy. After that I had to wear hospital srcubs...<--(sp?) all damn day and i felt so cruddy. it was nasty. Later that night I had the damn guy that paints himself in crap...And we had to restrain him on strecther and he was covered in crap..So there i am in a room with this guy covered in crap and im all up on him and it stinks so bad..god it did too.so we get him in the restraints.It was so awful. Than later that night i had a morgue detail and it was for a little kid and it mad me kinda sad seeing the parents and all. Other than that my light was really boring....

EliteBSU · 02-29-2004, 10:47 PM

gun shot wounds rule

Elite

XEastCoastHateX · 02-29-2004, 10:52 PM

2.29.04 Sunday
Leap Day w00t

I went up to the exs house and got some butt, and than in the morning we talked and things are done for. She was crying and all that retarded crap..So I told her that She'll never have anyone as good as me and I drove away. Im kinda sad about it but its not as big of a deal as I thought it would be. So than i went to work. Things were extra slow until about 8 tonight when there was some kid down in the PEDS pysch area. They gave him like 3 shots of Halodraw<--(sp?) and he had a bad reaction to it and was flipping out. And hes to young to restrain so we had to hold him down. It was crazy. I was the first on the scene and I had to get in there and get him on the floor and hold him until other units. So as soon as I get in there, the kids is going nutts, so I just Goldberg speared him and put his ass down on the floor. As was wrestling with him for like 2 minutes unti lother units came. Than the bastard breaks 3 grown men and takes a shot at me. Luckly i turned and took it in the shoulder. Man the kid could punch. he was a big ass 17 year old thats for sure. So we finally get him on the ground after like 20 minutes of fighting him and i was like wtf this kid. So if noone has ever had the chance of wrestling with someone jacked up and freaking out for 20 min i recommend passing on it. REALLY. I was so tired and sore i was like im going home early so they let me go 1 hour early. came home and talked to my new GF and than gonna go to bed after the Family guy...

XEastCoastHateX · 02-29-2004, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by AnabolicBMX
I was going to ask the same question. Do you work at Sheppard Pratt?

NO JOHNS HOPKNS HOSPITAL on N.Wolfe St. crazy joint for sure

XEastCoastHateX · 02-29-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by John Promise
But wouldn't a choke and a bashed head leave identifiable marks?

As far as the three girls, maybe you could get them together and make them compete for you.

Well the ex is out of the picture i went up there and broke it all to her and told her she'll never have anything as good as me..This girl has way too much baggage..so I rolled out forever

EliteBSU · 02-29-2004, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by XEastCoastHateX
Well the ex is out of the picture i went up there and broke it all to her and told her she'll never have anything as good as me..This girl has way too much baggage..so I rolled out forever

how bad did she cry?

Elite

Rocky388 · 02-29-2004, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by John Promise
But wouldn't a choke and a bashed head leave identifiable marks?

As far as the three girls, maybe you could get them together and make them compete for you.

it'll be like his own reality show

XEastCoastHateX · 02-29-2004, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by EliteBSU
how bad did she cry?

Elite

Man it was awful like 2 hours of nonstop crying..but its what she gets she left me screw her...

Jimineye · 02-29-2004, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by XEastCoastHateX
Well the ex is out of the picture i went up there and broke it all to her and told her she'll never have anything as good as me..This girl has way too much baggage..so I rolled out forever

You got rid of our **** buddy??

Rocky388 · 02-29-2004, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by Jimineye
You got rid of our **** buddy??

our?

...EastCoastHate, i think u left out some parts in ur journal.....

XEastCoastHateX · 02-29-2004, 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by Jimineye
You got rid of our **** buddy??

I disnt know you were in on this..hmmm
??

Jimineye · 02-29-2004, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by XEastCoastHateX
I disnt know you were in on this..hmmm
??

Well doesn't that explain why she always seemed to more wet than usual when you started eating her out.

XEastCoastHateX · 03-01-2004, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by Jimineye
Well doesn't that explain why she always seemed to more wet than usual when you started eating her out.

Just plain nasty....You can have her for all I care really.That girl has so much baggage it hurts to think about. from 3 girls to two isnt too bad..plus remember the new GF is into rough/evil/mean sex....