I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
my bodybuilder client from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mass
He did the monster mass
The monster mass
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mass
It caught on in a flash
He did the mass
He did the monster mass
The freaks were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included joe weider
and his blood sucking brother too!
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
bob chic on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
Out from his coffin, Benaziza's voice did ring
He opened the lid And said,
"being big ain't no big thing"
It's now the mass
It's now the monster mass
The monster mass
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mass
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mass
It's now the monster mass
Now everything's cool, Munzer's a part of the band too!
And my monster mass is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mass was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them trevor smith sent you.
Then you can mass
Then you can monster mass
The monster mass
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mass
You'll be gone in a flash
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