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03-31-2007, 12:28 AM
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So I read tarot cards. Want yours read?
I'm bored. Who wants to know their future?
Just post your birthday and your question.
Edit: Questions should ideally be in the form of "What will happen if I..." or a yes/no format.
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03-31-2007, 12:29 AM
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that's 6
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3/16/90
Why are tarot cards such bull****?
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03-31-2007, 12:29 AM
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12/31/89
How will i die?
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03-31-2007, 12:29 AM
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8/11/89
will i get to PIITB soon?
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03-31-2007, 12:33 AM
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Cougar in training
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BB/MISC
12/31/89
How will i die?
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Not for a long time and not painfully or tragically.
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"This," I said pleasantly, "is known as getting it on."
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03-31-2007, 12:35 AM
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Dat Dere Cell-Tech
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7/11/89
I'm gonna go "How will I die?" too.
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03-31-2007, 12:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by limniade
Not for a long time and not painfully or tragically.
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then how?
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03-31-2007, 12:35 AM
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12/7/1984 what career will i have and what do i work as now?
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03-31-2007, 12:35 AM
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Why do you need people's birthdays?
What kind of Tarot deck do you have and what kind of spread are you going to use?
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03-31-2007, 12:36 AM
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One more
What will happen to me tomorrow?
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03-31-2007, 12:36 AM
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throwin' wrenches
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5/20/81
Will I teach for the rest of my life?
(i'm checking out my palms and I think I have a long lifeline, if that helps  )
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03-31-2007, 12:36 AM
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3rd june 1989
Am I going to get into a school this year?
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03-31-2007, 12:37 AM
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Cougar in training
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EZ-Bar
8/11/89
will i get to PIITB soon?
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Not only will you not get to PIITB soon, but you sure are going through one hell of a dry spell and it's making you really depressed. Clearly you're not sure if the girl you like even wants to be with you, and it's not going well. If I were you, I'd move on to someone else.
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"This," I said pleasantly, "is known as getting it on."
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03-31-2007, 12:38 AM
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june 12 1987
What does the future hold for my career?
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03-31-2007, 12:38 AM
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just trifling
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Quote:
Originally Posted by limniade
Not only will you not get to PIITB soon, but you sure are going through one hell of a dry spell and it's making you really depressed. Clearly you're not sure if the girl you like even wants to be with you, and it's not going well. If I were you, I'd move on to someone else.
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haha ur life sucks..
oh do me, do me
05/17/1987
am i wearing enough deoderant to not need a shower b4 i go out tonight?
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03-31-2007, 12:38 AM
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Its kind of hard to find a question to ask in the format you want.
EDIT: But it doesnt seem like anyone else is using your format, so here it goes:
Does my Law Enforcement career look promising, or am I wasting my time?
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03-31-2007, 12:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by limniade
Not only will you not get to PIITB soon, but you sure are going through one hell of a dry spell and it's making you really depressed. Clearly you're not sure if the girl you like even wants to be with you, and it's not going well. If I were you, I'd move on to someone else.
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LOL owned
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03-31-2007, 12:39 AM
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Dat Dere Cell-Tech
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Quote:
Originally Posted by limniade
Not only will you not get to PIITB soon, but you sure are going through one hell of a dry spell and it's making you really depressed. Clearly you're not sure if the girl you like even wants to be with you, and it's not going well. If I were you, I'd move on to someone else.
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Hey what about my question
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03-31-2007, 12:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cell-Tech
7/11/89
I'm gonna go "How will I die?" too.
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Not for a long time.
Really, the cards won't say how you die. They're best at things that are going to happen within the next year. Of course, if tragedy is going to strike within the year, it'll probably say so.
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03-31-2007, 12:40 AM
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i just got tarot-owned
damn dry spell guess ill go get a hooker meh i win
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what about mine
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03-31-2007, 12:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by limniade
Not for a long time.
Really, the cards won't say how you die. They're best at things that are going to happen within the next year. Of course, if tragedy is going to strike within the year, it'll probably say so.
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In that case will I make it through Pararescue Indoc? (do you need to know what pararescue indoc is?)
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"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible."
Seven Pillars of Wisdom, Lawrence of Arabia
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03-31-2007, 12:42 AM
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8/8/90
What's to happen in this upcoming year?
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03-31-2007, 12:42 AM
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Dat Dere Cell-Tech
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EZ-Bar
i just got tarot-owned
damn dry spell guess ill go get a hooker meh i win
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What if she says she doesn't want your business?
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"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible."
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03-31-2007, 12:43 AM
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ill cry myself to sleep?
or maybe peanut butter + dog (no bestiality)
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03-31-2007, 12:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by limniade
Not for a long time.
Really, the cards won't say how you die. They're best at things that are going to happen within the next year. Of course, if tragedy is going to strike within the year, it'll probably say so.
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Will i be able to deadlift 405 by june?
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03-31-2007, 12:45 AM
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amor fati
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09/05/1986
Will I get a gf this year?
(serious) because I plan on not getting one, and I want to make sure I dont puss out and stick to my words.
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03-31-2007, 12:45 AM
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Give me a little time, people, this isn't an instant process! 
Gotta shuffle the cards.
Questions which are good:
1. Will I get that job I interviewed for?
2. Does that girl like me?
3. What does the future hold for my career?
4. What will happen between me and my current gf?
Questions which are not good, because they're so far off or impossible to determine a date:
1. How will I die?
There's no card that says "In a car crash" or "Having sex with a stripper". They will give the circumstances to a point--so if the cards aren't full of bad imagery, chances are you'll go peacefully.
2. When will I get married/retire/make my first million/become swole/PIITB
Think of tarot cards as a good indicator of how your choices will turn out. If I do a reading that says you'll flunk out of college, then you could very well decide to study harder and NOT flunk out. Of course, by doing that, you change your future. That's why readings are best done for situations that affect you now, and not far off in the future.
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03-31-2007, 12:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EZ-Bar
ill cry myself to sleep?
or maybe peanut butter + dog (no bestiality)
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LOL
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03-31-2007, 12:46 AM
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02/16/1988
Will the stretch marks on my ass go away? (serious, I've been going hardcore on my legs and my ass is the one suffering =/ ) (no homo)
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