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03-30-2007, 09:10 PM #1
POST your crazy spring break sex stories
03-30-2007, 09:31 PM #2
03-31-2007, 01:36 AM #3
Went to mexico and met some european chicks, enough said.Spartan #117
03-31-2007, 01:45 AM #4
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This spring break me and my girl were at a party getting drunk. Well I apparently had a little too much to drink...I'm used to sleeping in my girl friends room, so I went up to the room we had chosen for the night. At about six in the morning I get up, eyes still closed, I walks over to where her bathroom WOULD BE and starts pissing on my friend Mark!
After about a minute a whole but of people all come running in the room, mark wakes up to see a golden shower. When I realized everyone was watching Me piss, I got this huge sh*t grin on my face. Everyone was all laughing so hard They almost couldn't notice There hangovers! I was soooo embarrassed.
It was funny becuase my friends cleaned up the mess and i went back to my bed and just fell alseep.I begin tomorrow. Eighteen weeks in this dark hole. 126 days of pain. 3024 hours of hunger and desire. I'm already counting the minutes, the seconds When it's over, I'll step into the light. I will shine...
Until then, you'll live in the shadow, in the darkness, in a place few will ever see... Where ugliness becomes beautiful.
03-31-2007, 12:25 PM #5
03-31-2007, 05:24 PM #6
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Anybody seen the movie "Beerfest"? Remember the scene where the dude gets trashed and hooks up with the huge lady thinking she's super smokin? That happened to me over spring break. One of my friends (sober) saw me making out with her in the club, so the next day everybody was giving me hell about f*cking a fat girl and I seriously got pissed at everyone and completely flipped out because I thought she was thin and hot. Sure enough like 2 days later, we were on the beach and I saw who I thought was the girl. I went up to her and said "Excuse me, are you in room (whatever it was)?" She said "yeah", so I said "you're Erin right?". She said "no, that's Erin over there."
....Ah ****.Braves - Falcons - Hawks
03-31-2007, 05:25 PM #7
this pretty much sums it up:
03-31-2007, 11:05 PM #8
never had a real spring break... i definitely need to do something next year. it's my senior year in college and im saving enough money to actually go somewhere.
04-01-2007, 05:37 AM #9
Not that great a story bc she is my girlfriend, but we were at LaVela last weekend and got a little drunk. I mentioned sotb (sex on the beach) and she was down with it. Anyway, we got busy under a condo on stilts a few hotels down. Got walked up on by several couples, but continued on anyway. No sand, dog style, lol. The excitement of getting caught turned her on. We walked back up and everyone knew what just happened. One of my friends and his girl decided to do it also, but they did the actual beach thing and got a little sandy, lol.
04-01-2007, 09:07 AM #10
i have a great story i met this girl ****ed her then i met this other girl and ****ed her too(*)10 year BB.com crew(*)
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04-01-2007, 12:27 PM #11
****ed a 22 year old when im 17BALLS DEEP CREW
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