If you could bang anyone for a five minute period.....not "try to impress her" sex I mean "bust a nut then kick her the phuck out" kind of sex. Who would you choose.
At work the guys said Britney Spears....Faith Hill (a personal fav).....J LO (right between those big ass cheeks oh HELL YEAH!)
Sorry about the dumbass thread but the wife is gone and I'm bored.
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03-18-2002, 03:32 PM #1
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5min of sex with anybody....who would you choose?
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03-18-2002, 03:36 PM #2
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stephanie kiebler
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03-18-2002, 03:39 PM #3
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Coulf you mean stacy kiebler? I would love to have those thighs wrapped around me! Like Jerry Lawler would say "WOO HOO!"!
Before you achieve victory in the war without. . .you must first master the warrior within. . . (The Conqueror)
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war (Asian Proverb)
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03-18-2002, 03:43 PM #4
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03-18-2002, 03:47 PM #5
Since most of you are so young, so should your mommies.
That would be my picks
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03-18-2002, 03:51 PM #6Originally posted by K (same)
Since most of you are so young, so should your mommies.
That would be my picksChaipionship gear that i rock,you get your boots knocked
then attack you like a pit that lock **** DOWN
as i CUM and freaks the sound,hardcore rules
as i like to say,thankyou lord for me,for living TODAY
as i thank thee lord i wisk apond his sheapards
to do me know wrong i speak softly I LOVE YOU,I LOVE YOU LORD
please say to me you love me to.
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03-18-2002, 03:56 PM #7
If you are a teenager, then I am old enough to be your dad
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03-18-2002, 03:59 PM #8
my name is jay,i have a bitch named fay, and your just GAY LOL.
Chaipionship gear that i rock,you get your boots knocked
then attack you like a pit that lock **** DOWN
as i CUM and freaks the sound,hardcore rules
as i like to say,thankyou lord for me,for living TODAY
as i thank thee lord i wisk apond his sheapards
to do me know wrong i speak softly I LOVE YOU,I LOVE YOU LORD
please say to me you love me to.
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03-18-2002, 04:45 PM #9
shania twain.
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03-18-2002, 04:48 PM #10
britney, but i dont think i would last 5 min though
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03-18-2002, 05:04 PM #11
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Timea Majarova
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03-18-2002, 06:00 PM #12
Heidi Klum
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03-18-2002, 06:06 PM #13
Pam Anderson or Inga Drozdova...
If you haven't seen Inga Drozdova go to yahoo.com, and type her name. It will find sites with her pics...gf
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03-18-2002, 10:50 PM #14
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Originally posted by The Conqueror
Coulf you mean stacy kiebler? I would love to have those thighs wrapped around me! Like Jerry Lawler would say "WOO HOO!"!
peaceDon't quit it just cuz you can't lift it- Farma
"Wanna get big? stop lookin and start workin!"- Farma
"Quality not quanity applies to a lot of things; bodybuilding is one of those things" - Farma
Psalm 23 "Fear No evil!"
"The O.S.R has begun, we're taken out anyone in the way!!" - Farma
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03-18-2002, 11:13 PM #15
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J LO for sure, I could just imagine that fukin ass!
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03-19-2002, 12:52 AM #16
damn!!!
i would go with Anna Kournakova... damn guys, imagine smackin that tight ass while u blast a fat load in her....
Nicolai"But i guess thats just what sluts do" - Eminem
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03-19-2002, 01:12 AM #17
I would phuck the hell out of shakeria ( i think that is how it is spelled) I love the way she shakes the hips in her video. All that shaken would do wonders
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03-19-2002, 01:57 AM #18
There are so many:
Shakira as mentioned above - oooooh yeah
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Britney Spears
Anna Kournikova
Jennifer Lopez
Liz Hurley
Jenna Jameson
Catherine Zeta Jones
oh I could go on forever..."my grocery bill looks like a ransom note"
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03-19-2002, 09:40 AM #19
cindy margolis, danni ashe,april hunter,angilina jolie,trish stratus,laetita casta, beyonce knowles from destiny's child
the more famous you get, its very important to keep your ego as low as possible.
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03-19-2002, 10:27 AM #20
Bea Arthur from the Golden Girls TV series! (centre in pic) Hot!
"To be the man, you have to beat the man" Ric Flair 1981
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03-19-2002, 10:52 AM #21
THATS SICK you nasty bastard.......... why would you want to phuck your grandma
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03-19-2002, 10:54 AM #22
I've gotta go with:
Britney Spears
Liz Hurley
Anna Kournikova
in that order.... or all at once would be nice too
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03-19-2002, 11:03 AM #23
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I'm a trish stratus fan
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03-19-2002, 11:18 AM #24
Britney Spears
Anna Kournikova
Jennifer Lopez
Timea MajarovaI broke your f*cking mold! then threw away the cast! PANTERA
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03-19-2002, 11:31 AM #25
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Marilyn Monroe in her prime. She's the original Hottie.
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03-19-2002, 11:51 AM #26
maybe this will change your mind. Bea Arthur the original "Swinging Granny"
"To be the man, you have to beat the man" Ric Flair 1981
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03-19-2002, 01:47 PM #27
ScorpioGurl...she's hot!!!
other than her, kournikova, JLo, Halle Berry, SHAKIRA for SURE!
Too many others of note...actually you know what - I kinda like the Williams sisters (tennis)...power, skill, and beautiful bods.Diet = 50%
Training = 25%
Attitude =25%
Simple math.
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03-19-2002, 07:52 PM #28
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03-19-2002, 08:34 PM #29
Off the top of my head
Ali Landers!!! (The doritos chick)
Tori Wilson
Laeititia Casta
Britney Spears
Carmen Electra
Niki Cox
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03-19-2002, 08:39 PM #30
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I saw Ali on Fear Factor the other week.....if she could take that sh*t she can definately take what I want to give her! LOL!
Before you achieve victory in the war without. . .you must first master the warrior within. . . (The Conqueror)
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war (Asian Proverb)
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