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12-17-2003, 07:04 PM #1Registered User
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most offensive jokes
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12-17-2003, 07:05 PM #2eating pudding...
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What do you give a blind, deaf and dumb kid for christmas?
cancer.
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12-17-2003, 07:08 PM #3RED > GREEN
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12-17-2003, 07:11 PM #4
How do you get a Nun pregnant?
You dress her up like an alter boy
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12-17-2003, 07:16 PM #5Ruthless4Life
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I say any racist jokes can be pretty offensive.
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12-17-2003, 07:21 PM #6New As of 2002 \/
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warning if you post racist crap the mods will most likly ban you. (If you dont know what im talking about read the sticky)
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12-17-2003, 07:26 PM #7Registered User
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hahah i like the cancer one LMAO... keep em coming bros
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12-17-2003, 07:29 PM #8Registered User
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i have some good racial one but i'm not sure if i should post them..........what do you guys think?
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12-17-2003, 07:33 PM #9Registered User
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tiger, if you want to.... lol put a disclaimer first...i guess...
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12-17-2003, 07:41 PM #10Registered User
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im sure most of yall have heard this one....
whats worse than 5 babies in 1 trash can?.....
1 baby in 5 trash cans...
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12-17-2003, 07:43 PM #11Irrelevant
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Better not to. If anyone wants to hear them, send 'em through PMs...make sure you send them only to those that want them thoughOriginally posted by TIGER _ EYED
i have some good racial one but i'm not sure if i should post them..........what do you guys think?
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12-17-2003, 07:43 PM #12New Member
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Post it and ill ban your ass just like i did with your old nick.Originally posted by TIGER _ EYED
i have some good racial one but i'm not sure if i should post them..........what do you guys think?
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12-17-2003, 07:44 PM #13eating pudding...
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they're only jokes though, I can't see anyone taking them personally. Maybe if you write a warning in the title 'warning -racist jokes' or something
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12-17-2003, 07:48 PM #14Registered User
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Originally posted by 971TI
Post it and ill ban your ass just like i did with your old nick.
No RACISM IS ALLOWED!! I will not give warnings for racism in this forum.
wow temper temper, he hasnt done anything yet on this thread, and then as Ster said, they are only jokes.... and so far no one has posted any racial jokes as it is. keep em coming guys, jsut dont be racial..
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12-17-2003, 08:00 PM #15Registered User
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k man, come down. i was just askingOriginally posted by 971TI
Post it and ill ban your ass just like i did with your old nick.
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12-17-2003, 08:02 PM #16Registered User
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wait a sec, are you even the real 97LT1, cuz ur name is changed a bit and you only have like 10 posts..........Originally posted by 971TI
Post it and ill ban your ass just like i did with your old nick.
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12-17-2003, 08:03 PM #17Registered User
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Originally posted by BigWee
How do you get a Nun pregnant?
You dress her up like an alter boy
should be
how does a priest get a nun pregant?
he dresses her up like an alter boy.
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12-17-2003, 08:05 PM #18Registered User
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Tiger - very good eye, his profile looks just like the real deal... different user names tho 97LT1 and here is 971TI
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12-17-2003, 08:10 PM #19Registered User
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1.what is the differance between a pickup full of deadbabys and a pickup full of bowling ballsOriginally posted by mateen
im sure most of yall have heard this one....
whats worse than 5 babies in 1 trash can?.....
1 baby in 5 trash cans...
you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork
2.how many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof
it depends how thin you slice them
3. What is the difference between a hummer and a pile of dead babies
i dont have hummer in my garage
4. whats worse than a pile of dead babies
, the one at the bottom whos alive
whats worse than that
he is trying to eat his way out
whats worse than that
he made it
5, what is silver and red that runs into a wall
a dead baby with a fork in its eyes
6. how do you fit 1000 dead babies in a bath tub
use a blender
how do you get them out
tortilla chips
7. what is black and crispy at the top of the stairs
christoper reeves in a house fire
edit, took out the racist one
thank you and goodnight, hope im not banned when i returnLast edited by blinkmanzac; 12-17-2003 at 08:19 PM.
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12-17-2003, 08:13 PM #20Registered User
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blinkmanzac LMAO HAHAHAHAH the last one....could have left it out, but the other ones very good haha
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12-17-2003, 08:20 PM #21Registered User
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those are great, i love deadbaby jokesOriginally posted by blinkmanzac
1.what is the differance between a pickup full of deadbabys and a pickup full of bowling balls
you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork
2.how many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof
it depends how thin you slice them
3. What is the difference between a hummer and a pile of dead babies
i dont have hummer in my garage
4. whats worse than a pile of dead babies
, the one at the bottom whos alive
whats worse than that
he is trying to eat his way out
whats worse than that
he made it
5, what is silver and red that runs into a wall
a dead baby with a fork in its eyes
6. how do you fit 1000 dead babies in a bath tub
use a blender
how do you get them out
tortilla chips
7. what is black and crispy at the top of the stairs
christoper reeves in a house fire
edit, took out the racist one
thank you and goodnight, hope im not banned when i return
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12-17-2003, 08:25 PM #22Registered User
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Originally posted by blinkmanzac
edit, took out the racist one
PUT it back, that was BAD!!!
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12-17-2003, 09:42 PM #23Registered User
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ME TOO!!!Originally posted by TIGER _ EYED
those are great, i love deadbaby jokes
lol, i hate kids! ROFLMAO, keep um coming guyz, good work!
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12-17-2003, 09:52 PM #24
Whats the difference between a priest and a zit?
A zit waits until your at least 13 before busting on your face.
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12-17-2003, 09:57 PM #25Registered User
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how do you kill a retaded person?
you hand them a knife and ask them who is special
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12-17-2003, 10:01 PM #26
a man is in a hospital waiting room, waiting to see his newborn son, when all of the sudden the doctor comes out. when he sees the doctor he stands up and askes "how is he?" and then the doctor drops the baby. The doctor picks it back up, but then fumbles and drops it again! the man is outraged and screams "what the **** are you doing with my boy?!" and the doctor replies, "im just ****ing with you, it was already dead"
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12-17-2003, 10:07 PM #27Message Board King
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It had me confused for a sec too.Originally posted by mateen
Tiger - very good eye, his profile looks just like the real deal... different user names tho 97LT1 and here is 971TIYou want a sick leg/lower back exercise? Just pick up after me when I'm done doing drop sets.
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12-17-2003, 10:11 PM #28Originally posted by JCZen
how do you kill a retaded person?
you hand them a knife and ask them who is special
Ahhh man. It took me like 5 seconds to get it. That is ****in funny.
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12-17-2003, 10:32 PM #29Strong-Ass Jaw Crew
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Originally posted by slime
a man is in a hospital waiting room, waiting to see his newborn son, when all of the sudden the doctor comes out. when he sees the doctor he stands up and askes "how is he?" and then the doctor drops the baby. The doctor picks it back up, but then fumbles and drops it again! the man is outraged and screams "what the **** are you doing with my boy?!" and the doctor replies, "im just ****ing with you, it was already dead"
AHAHAHAHAHAh thats so messed up but so funny lol
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12-17-2003, 10:39 PM #30Message Board King
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A little boy was crying as he lay above his parents dead bodies. A stranger came along and said "What's the matter little boy?" The boy then replied "My parents got hit by a car, they're dead." The main then unzips his pants and says to boy "Well, kid, this isn't your lucky day."
You want a sick leg/lower back exercise? Just pick up after me when I'm done doing drop sets.
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