What you do to scare the boys from you daughter!

[triverson]

So I heard some funny things about ideas fathers have to scare the hormonal boys form their daughters. My daughter is 6 months old so I am starting early as I want to start by scaring them off with my size! Hopefully they'll tell their friends about how big that girls dad is!LOL!!!

1. Take the boy aside and tell him that what ever he does to your daughter you're going to do to him.

What are some of the ones you dads out their are going to use or do use?

[MetalHead6466]

My daughter is 6, until she is old enough to have a good paying job and self sufficiant I act as her body guard. Plus acting like your a member of leatherface's family helps,

[Sean Casey]

I'm not quite there yet, but getting close. My daughter is 10 years old and doesnt like boys yet. Shes strong willed, opinionated, a red belt in TDK, and can go either way when it comes to playing with boys and girls her own age. Shes also in cheerleading and can be a girly girl, but she doesnt hesitate to play football with her brother and the local boys in the neighbor hood, she can hold her own.

I guess the real problems begin when girls start liking boys and developing crushes. My son and I will have to watch her like a hawk and follow her on dates I suppose. What other choice do I have?

A few things I would like to do, but probably cant get away with:
1) Put bars on the windows
2) Run an electrical fence around my house with barbed wire.
3) Sit on the front porch with a shot gun full of rock salt.

Thats just for starts, but I'll bet my home owners association will frown on it.

Edit: The main thing that keeps my kids out of trouble is keeping them active in sports and playing an active role in their lives. My daughter makes straight A's, does competition cheerleading, and is going to the Tae Kwon Do junior olympics in July, so this leaves little room for boys. I hope my plan works!

[NuclearArms]

250 pound wearing a wife-beater usually does the trick.

[triverson]

OMG!!! I'm tearing up! That is so freakn' funny!!!!! I love the leatherface comment and also giving your house the barb wire treatment really gives it that "Compound" look! Maybe even add a turret and lookout with a spotlight! I bet even the homeowners assoc. rep would stay away!LOL!!!

Too dang funny!

[phikappa]

Clean a few of my pistols when he comes over.

[IdahoViking]

Clean a few of my pistols when he comes over.

I've been known to practice my quick-draw on sticks floating down the creek while they've been at my house. that usually does the trick.

holster to holster w/ double tap, zero misses in 1.8 seconds.

[bodyrokk]

all my kids friends tell my kids ,im scarey i always look like im gonna kill somebody..my kids say u shoulld see when he is mad..

[triverson]

Yeah that's even better if you live some where like I do that you can be firing your gun when they show up, thanks Idahoviking!
Hey check out this link to the rules of dating my daughter. I was falling over laughing at these. I will have to commit this to memory!

http://members.aol.com/Love4JULI/dad-rules.html

[triverson]

Yeah that goes along the lines of becoming known at their school. If your real scary you may even become folklore! "The meanest craziest dad I ever met!" That'd be cool!

Here's an application I found for dating my daughter. Pretty dang funny.
http://wilk4.com/humor/humorp3.htm

[back2it]

A friend of mine's daughter was dating a guy when she was about 17 . My buddy is just under 6ft but he weighs about 230 and works out a bit .He took the boyfriend aside and explained to him that there is nothing in his life more important than his family and that he would gladly go to jail protecting any one of them.I don't know many people that is as intense as my friend so I am sure the message got through.

[emmie]

Hah! Those "rules" are very funny - especially #3!

[QUALITYGUY1]

Well, when my now Son-In-Law came over for a first date with my daughter, he brought over his recently finished Hot Rod (he's a certified GM Tech & consummate motor head)
A 64? Chevy that looked incredible, from paint & interior to the chrome laden Holley topped 350. I asked if we could go out and check it out, you know, just the guyz'
So I said to him; "MAN this is a beautiful car!" He said; "Ya', I have a lot of time and money into it".
So I said, "betcha' wouldn't let anyone drive this baby!", he said, "nope",if someone damaged it I'd kill em"! So I said, "well Joe, I'm trusting you with something worth a LOT more than this car today, something I have a lot of love and money invested in beyond what you could imagine. So, just remember how you feel about this piece of metal, just being a car and all, now why would I trust YOU to take out my daughter"? He said something like, "SIR, I know EXACTLY what you mean, and I respect you for asking me, and I can just give you my word as a gentleman that I will take care of her and respect her because I respect you and I care a lot for her".
Well, to make a long story short, I have one of the very best Son-In-Laws, 3 beautiful grandchildren, & a VERY happy Daughter. I guess the moral here is, be honest and talk to the guy like a real Father and not like one of his buddies; There will be plenty of time for that if things work out. That's it.

That's a true story.
QG1

[rmomjian]

Sorry folks. Not sure if I can offer any real advise considering that I only have boys, two of them! Basically, as I see it, it is my boys you will have to protect your daughters from :-)

The other problem you all have is that I am reading all this and plan to update my boys on all these tactics!!!

Okay... all joking aside, I hope I will be able to teach my kids to respect everyone, including of course women, and not to do anything they will regret. But my concern is, I remember how things were when I was in my teens and the way the excessive, and I mean excessive, amounts of hormones messes with your head. So all this advice may not work so well for a simple reason, it's logical. Not sure if this problem can be dealt with on a logical level.

I'm sure when you put your arm around the boy and have your "chat" with him or when he comes by and sees your shotgun leaning by your front door it will scare the bleep out of him, but when they are alone and the hormones come to play, all logic and fear will take a back seat.

Have you all considered home-schooling by any chance???

[thephoenix]

Answer the door in only a ratty old pair of tighty whiteys with a gun in the waistband....works every time

[zootalors]

Charles Barkley said that when the boys start coming around to see his daughter, he'll just kill the first one and hope the word gets out.

[bodyhard]

I don't have to say anything my reputation got around fast enough My daughter is now 22 so no worries here, got over that hurtle. Although her new boyfriend always tells her "Your Father looks liek a nut" And she always tells him " just stay on his good side OK"

Ohh forgot to mention having four sons (although she is the second oldest they always protect her) doesn't help the boyfriends to much either

[Madfun]

When the boyfriends came around I made sure to crush their hands like potato chips on the first handshake.

The ones who had the "landing gear" to hold eye contact, were keepers I explained to my daughter. lols

She's 22 now and I might add a pretty good judge of character. She's with a guy now for the last few years, that's even a bit nuttier than me.

Who knew they even existed?

[QUALITYGUY1]

I don't have to say anything my reputation got around fast enough My daughter is now 22 so no worries here, got over that hurtle. Although her new boyfriend always tells her "Your Father looks liek a nut" And she always tells him " just stay on his good side OK"

Ohh forgot to mention having four sons (although she is the second oldest they always protect her) doesn't help the boyfriends to much either

Just a caveat here: Nothing personal BH, and others, but, being afraid and having respect are 2 completely different things. If the guy thinks you are a "NUT", what does that tell you?
Fear is instilled, respect is earned. IMO

[bodyhard]

Just a caveat here: Nothing personal BH, and others, but, being afraid and having respect are 2 completely different things. If the guy thinks you are a "NUT", what does that tell you?
Fear is instilled, respect is earned. IMO

True,

There was a line in the movie A Bronxtale something to that affect when the kid asked Sunny "Is it better to be feared or loved" and he picked feared.

[ChocoChick]

Ok, I need to hear from some mom's on this issue because dad doesn't work out and I have a soon-to-be 15yo and you all are scaring me!!!

[stevew2023]

I just tell them that any body part of thiers that touches her gets ripped off

[rmomjian]

Ok, I need to hear from some mom's on this issue because dad doesn't work out and I have a soon-to-be 15yo and you all are scaring me!!!

like i said... home schooling.... works all the time

[pastorgbc]

I bring a several doses of intimidation to the table in that I do workout, have studied martial arts for over 20 years, and I am also a pastor. I am partial to be sure, but I have three rather beautiful teen-age daughters, and meeting the father has been a thing of legend in our area.

The way we deal with it is this: my daughters cannot go out with any boy who will not come to the house and speak to me. When he does that, I explain to him the rules and then they are allowed to "see" each other first under controlled situations. I will go and introduce myself to his parents and let them know what my rules are. I let them know that until the kids prove otherwise, their dating should be limited to going over to each other's homes under parental supervision. If the parents do not go along with that, the boy may only see my daughter in my home.

This will usually scare away those who are not worthy to date my daughters. If a boy is willing to endure this, then we will permit them to date. Our rules are very strict. If the rules are broken; e.g., they say they are going somewhere and go somewhere else, they must call it quits for a month. If they violate the rules twice, then it is over permanently.

Each of my girls have had some excellent relationships with young men under these circumstances and they are each very thankful for the attention we have given this.

Ray

[ChocoChick]

like i said... home schooling.... works all the time

lol. Do you homeschool?

[resurrected]

So I heard some funny things about ideas fathers have to scare the hormonal boys form their daughters. My daughter is 6 months old so I am starting early as I want to start by scaring them off with my size! Hopefully they'll tell their friends about how big that girls dad is!LOL!!!

1. Take the boy aside and tell him that what ever he does to your daughter you're going to do to him.

What are some of the ones you dads out their are going to use or do use?

lets see I will put some numbers out there i like to use.....
.38
.45
.270
12 guage.
works for me
I also taught her to be honest to me and we share everything. She actually told a kid who wanted her to get naked with him at 8 years old, That she would tell dad ( who will shoot him) and she will kick his ass if he did not leave.
My daughter knows daddy and she knows he does not lie to her. She was taught about guys at an early age. She has crushes on guys but when they attempt to do the sex thing she tells them like it is and tells daddy as well. I only hope she keeps this attitude for ever. I think she will though, she loves me and is my baby. This girl is the love of my life and you will feel that way as she grows. Beleive me, girls are the sweetest thing in the world. I would die for my baby

[GREENFEATHER]

I've had a few fathers try the "cleaning guns" thing on me. The conversation usually stopped when I went out to the car and got one of my guns. Being a Ranger seemed to scare most of them, all but M's grandad. He was one of the coolest men I'd ever met.

I went over to her grandma's farm one day to scope out the place and fix a leaky faucet. Her grandad was there. He grabbed me by the arm and said "I do hope your intentions with my grand daughter are honorable". I was taken aback by it and we talked for a few hours over a few beers. I took care of his squirrel problem and I got to date M. M got to eat squirrel and dumplings, the ONLY way to eat tree rats. I just wish I could have gotten to know him better. I was on my way home from a deployment when M sent message that he had passed away, we had only been dating a few months. I gathered up 6 men for poll bearers and a rifle squad for his funeral. Her grandfather was a SEEBEE during WWII.

[resurrected]

I've had a few fathers try the "cleaning guns" thing on me. The conversation usually stopped when I went out to the car and got one of my guns. Being a Ranger seemed to scare most of them, all but M's grandad. He was one of the coolest men I'd ever met.

I went over to her grandma's farm one day to scope out the place and fix a leaky faucet. Her grandad was there. He grabbed me by the arm and said "I do hope your intentions with my grand daughter are honorable". I was taken aback by it and we talked for a few hours over a few beers. I took care of his squirrel problem and I got to date M. M got to eat squirrel and dumplings, the ONLY way to eat tree rats. I just wish I could have gotten to know him better. I was on my way home from a deployment when M sent message that he had passed away, we had only been dating a few months. I gathered up 6 men for poll bearers and a rifle squad for his funeral. Her grandfather was a SEEBEE during WWII.

Uh I don't clean them around the boys........ I make sure they realize i will use it.

[Heaney]

So I heard some funny things about ideas fathers have to scare the hormonal boys form their daughters. My daughter is 6 months old so I am starting early as I want to start by scaring them off with my size! Hopefully they'll tell their friends about how big that girls dad is!LOL!!!

1. Take the boy aside and tell him that what ever he does to your daughter you're going to do to him.

What are some of the ones you dads out their are going to use or do use?

ummm...if i were your daughters boyfriend i think seeing a 248lb man standing at the window staring me down would be more than safice to drive me away

[BraSo]

Woooah! though i can think of many many ways to keep boys outta my daughters face...

i guess when those boys find out i got into jail by protecting a woman...

i think thats intimidating, at the same time, gaining respect??

hmmmm.

my daughter is 8 and i really dont know who to go about it when courting time comes