My girlfriend [30F] made a pros and cons list of me [31M] and I accidentally saw it

[mgftp]

My girlfriend made this whole pros and cons list about me, and I totally stumbled upon it by accident. She made it up about 8 months into our relationship, but I only just found it. She's all apologetic, saying she made it back when she didn't really know me that well, but now she's got me all figured out and a bunch of the stuff on the list isn't even an issue anymore.

Here's the lowdown on us: I'm a tech entrepreneur, and I'm adventurous. Plus, I've got this sweet passion for photography and I'm basically a knowledgable about a broad range of subjects but without the nerdy look. On the other hand, she's a doctor, a nerd, and doesn't really have a ton of hobbies. We're both just average-looking people.

Here's the list, please note that it's not modified in any way.


Red flags

I hate his humor
He doesn’t understand me
He lacks class
He’s not fancy
I don’t like his friends
Can’t associate with his parents and siblings
Hate the way he talks
Changes plans suddenly
Doesn’t pay attention to what I say
Not a doctor
Hate the nick names he uses
He won’t give me flowers to spontaneously suprise me
Whenever I pour my heart out he says something competing
The stuff he sends are not of good quality
Crooked teeth
Not tall and square made
Face is not square
Gave a hard time about children
Gives me a hard time if I don’t act like how he expects
I’m not obsessed with him
We have nothing in common to talk about
He has no hobbies like art, photography, not creative
I don’t want to shift right now. In a few years maybe
Alcoholic
Runs away from problems
I want soft cuddly dogs but he wants cane corsos
Doesn’t wear pink shirts
Doesn’t use his surname
Use 'a' at the end of his surname instead of 'e'


Green flags

Likes pets but is it the same taste?
Shifting to canada and secure future?
He’s rich
He’s good in bed?
He claims He’ll take care of the kids
He reads books
Clean and neat generally



If you were me, what would you do in this situation?

TLDR: My girlfriend made a pros and cons list of me

[Barteh]

If this is not a troll then the tour's over boyo.

But of course it's a copypasta from reddit.

[miscinbro]

That’s a lot man. I can’t imagine writing that stuff down about my wife. She’s not perfect, but jeez.

If this is not a troll then the tour's over boyo.

But of course it's a copypasta from reddit.

Also, I’m probably a retard.

[Kormo]

New copypasta?

[sf813]

So she only likes that guy because he's rich and can likely provide a secure future LMAO

Beta bux cuck gonna be a beta bux cuck

[DrugsToGetBig]

jfl

tours over boyo

[SirFapsAIot]

You don't have a girlfriend and you're a ph@ggot twink who has taken so much dick in his ass the it would make the porn business would blush.

lol @ tech entrepreneur, so you're a loser. Let's be real though, the only entrepreneurial stuff you have going on is being a cum guzzler.

[SirFapsAIot]

If this is not a troll then the tour's over boyo.

But of course it's a copypasta from reddit.

read the twink's posts on the gaming forum from time to time, dude is a complete feminist ph@ggot unhinged leftist, dead srs.

[ElonFan96]

Poor troll thread

[ScrillaIsBake]

Strong everything

edit: Found original thread lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationshi...ns_list_of_me/

[zknarc]

'Square made' made my chuckle for some reason it sounds so odd.

Doesn’t wear pink shirts
Doesn’t use his surname
Use 'a' at the end of his surname instead of 'e'

These are bizarre, what nationalities are you two?

She clearly wants some consultant D so you are fuked, OP

[SirFapsAIot]

Strong everything

edit: Found original thread lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationshi...ns_list_of_me/

don't assume OP didn't make that post

[dabbmw2002]

Trolling used to mean something.

[outfoxxed]

I saw this episode of friends. Did she mention your ankles?

[nn586]

Immediately assumed this was from Reddit.


I was correct.

[Uhyeahokay]

OP is gay and Phаggot

[SirFapsAIot]

OP is gay and Phаggot

legit srs

[atgbrahsrs]

fake troll post


from friends where one of the ***gots pulls this on a sloot


redditos get it

miscers dont


really sad bunch

[AWSbruh]

Brutalll, you’re the place holder guy until Tyrone wants to smash srs

[chalup]

Make a pro and con list for her as well, and don't list a single pro while slyly leaving it out for her to see. Assert dominance when she of course confronts you about it.

[FelixTheCat1919]

Sounds like pretty standard sloot complaints tbh

[yewotm8]

Women gonna women.

[DesiredUserphag]

#women

amirite?

[Tuga88]

Lmao bruh, reddit has the biggest collection of cuck men I've ever seen. God I can't believe there are that many tbh.

This female has 100% already cheated on him but the guy just want something casual so she'll stick around until she gets someone better.

[Krackerjacked]

I think you mean ex girlfriend.

[MikeLowrrrey]

What a nitpicky bitch. I don't understand women and their crazy standards, where do they get all of that from?


Would drop her off in a dumpster.

[CodyZellery]

I think you mean ex girlfriend.

This.

See his sig

[Krackerjacked]

This.

See his sig

[CanuckGame]

I would smash one last time and then go NC.

Imagine staying with a chick who thinks of you this way?


"Doesnt wear pink shirts"

What the fukk lmaoooo

[propreffered7]

strong 968 cons

and 3 pros list