Caught my wife pooping - said she won't stop doing it - desperately need help

[CosmicGate19]

Do I divorce immediately? Or try to get her help? Someone who will teach her pretty girls don't poop?


I've told her a million times that pretty girls don't poop and she won't listen to me. I dunno what to do boyos


I thought maybe I married a post op tranny but she has giant glutes, hips and tits. No surgery could give her that

[wasp9166]

I have a few solutions

How desperate are you

[CosmicGate19]

I have a few solutions

How desperate are you

Pretty desperate


How can I be married to a woman who poops???

[wasp9166]

I'll offer no help unless you reveal yourself

[RICHSTRONG]

Disgusting poop whore.

[wasp9166]

You're a step away from red

It's your wife's ass or your reps

Pick one

[Anachron]

The return of carsalesman?

[CosmicGate19]

You're a step away from red

It's your wife's ass or your reps

Pick one

Lmfao


Her glutes are juicy as **** bruh

[wasp9166]

Lmfao


Her glutes are juicy as **** bruh

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Neg cannon or pics

What's it gonna be ?

[CosmicGate19]

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Neg cannon or pics

What's it gonna be ?

I just fcked her too. Was so good bruh

Also natural Ds

[SaltyDog920]

Just fkn lol @ marrying a woman that poops. Why would you settle for that degeneracy?

[CosmicGate19]

Just fkn lol @ marrying a woman that poops. Why would you settle for that degeneracy?

I didn't know until years in


Should I ask for divorce?

[frankdtank20]

Slip concrete powder into her oatmeal. It's the only way.

[CosmicGate19]

Slip concrete powder into her oatmeal. It's the only way.

What dat?

[MajorTendonitis]

Thanks a lot OP , now I gotta poop again . Should neg srs

[Cudabrah]

in B4 Thunderpants

[SaltyDog920]

I didn't know until years in


Should I ask for divorce?

I'd definitely consider it. My wife farted once and I called the police on her for spousal abuse no lie. I couldn't imagine pooping.

[FoulSmell]

You should be more worried about your “wife’s” cawk.

[CosmicGate19]

You should be more worried about your “wife’s” cawk.

I checked that because I thought maybe she was a tranny as pretty women don't poop and she doesn't have one


She is a pretty woman who poops and I'm shocked and horrified

[Fuggettabowteet]

Poop with her. Make it a game. In each other's mouths preferably.

[CosmicGate19]

Poop with her. Make it a game. In each other's mouths preferably.

Lmfao

[johnnytable]

staple her azzhole shut

[WiseOldApe]

Your username reminds me of that car salesman miscer from years back

[fuzzysoup]

Lmfao


Her glutes are juicy as **** bruh

pics

[miscHodor]

Pics of poo?

Not going to believe such nonsense. Women don't poop. Until I see a girthy log spreading a girls starfish I'll stand by my beliefs. The good lord gave them a butthole as backup for their unclean times.

[redwine91]

Aware

[4Bertuzzi4]

Got some tranny bad news for you, Op. Women don't poop. The chocolate starfish is simply another hole for my rooster to penetrate.

[CosmicGate19]

Got some tranny bad news for you, Op. Women don't poop. The chocolate starfish is simply another hole for my rooster to penetrate.

I told her that but she insists that she's a genetic female and she does indeed poop

[Xtermin8fascist]

Maybe it isn't poop. Maybe it is stinky chocolate. You're gonna have to eat some to find out, OP.

[CosmicGate19]

Maybe it isn't poop. Maybe it is stinky chocolate. You're gonna have to eat some to find out, OP.

Lmao