I been travelling the past few days, and have been stressed more than usual and haven't been able to workout. Is that the cause?
I don't even have to chit, they're just useless air farts. Its annoying
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Thread: Why do I keep farting?
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03-27-2024, 05:12 AM #1
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03-27-2024, 05:17 AM #2
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03-27-2024, 05:31 AM #3
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03-27-2024, 05:33 AM #4
you need to a see a doctor immediately.
they will probably need to take a fart sample - how that works is you drop your pants and fart loudly at the nurse, she will capture the fart in a sterile cup and send it to a lab. about 3 days letter they will mail you the results. best case, you have ebola, worst case you're a flatulent ph@ggot.
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03-27-2024, 06:07 AM #5
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03-27-2024, 07:31 AM #12
Maybe you've become brownpilled.
It's a good crew to be a part of. There'll be no more birds around your home and all your house plants might wilt, but that's a small price to pay for the ecstasy of being properly based and brownpilled.*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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03-27-2024, 07:33 AM #13
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03-27-2024, 07:53 AM #15*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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03-27-2024, 08:02 AM #16
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03-27-2024, 08:07 AM #17
Do you sit on the wooden floor bare-arsed upstairs and really let'r rip, making the entire house reverberate, and leaving a little brown skid on the floor?
If your wife is gonna hear your anal cacophony, let her fwarking hear it, brah.
Sounds like redbull not only gives you wings, it gives you an anal exorcism.*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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03-27-2024, 08:35 AM #18
Its all in your diet op.
if you're lactose intolerant you're probably eating a lot of dairy
but it can also be from high fiber foods like broccoli and beans
OR it can be from high sulfur foods like garlic and onions
....or if its none of those it can be IBS or Chron's.Last edited by Maestro; 03-27-2024 at 09:02 AM.
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03-27-2024, 08:49 AM #19*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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03-27-2024, 08:56 AM #20
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03-27-2024, 09:02 AM #21
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03-27-2024, 09:06 AM #22*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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03-27-2024, 09:13 AM #23
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03-27-2024, 09:33 AM #29
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03-27-2024, 09:41 AM #30*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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