LMAO @ homeownercels getting squatted on srs

[TCmaxxing]

Squatters are coming for your homes.

Two squatters who took over NYC home of woman found beaten to death, stuffed in duffel bag are being sought for murder
https://nypost.com/2024/03/21/us-new...in-duffle-bag/

DA’s office fails to get into $1M NYC squatter home as another resident emerges and declares ‘I’m renting’
https://nypost.com/2024/03/21/us-new...es-im-renting/

Squatter Bars Landlord From His Own $2 Million Home
https://www.newsweek.com/squatter-fo...ington-1882028

TikToker goes viral explaining how illegal immigrants can take advantage of squatting laws
https://www.foxnews.com/media/tiktok...squatting-laws

[iTroyBolton]

fun times mane

[bsmit107]

Cant squat in my house if you're room temp.

[Condo41]

I wish a squatter would try to take my home so I could walk in and beat him to death.

Excuse me officer, I entered my home and there was an intruder. I protected myself.

[TCmaxxing]

This is the ultimate way of dismantling of the Middle class. You will OWN Nothing and be Happy.

[iTroyBolton]

I wish a squatter would try to take my home so I could walk in and beat him to death.

Excuse me officer, I entered my home and there was an intruder. I protected myself.

"you couldn't ask him nicely to move? are u a bigot? straight to jail!"

[NitrogenWidget]

Two ways i've seen to get rid of squatters.

1. everything in the house is yours. you cannot change the locks, or shut off utilities, but you can move everything out. Call police first to tell them you want someone there in case of trouble. you grab everyone you know or hire professional movers and pack the whole house into moving vans.
furniture, electronics, appliances. you own them. usually when you move them out the house sucks and the squatters just leave because they are not in the business of buying chit to live. they use your chit until eventually evicted. they go find some other home to squat in. they still may trash your house though but at least your stuff will be safe.

2. There is a men who will get rid of your squatters for a fee. you lease them your house, they move in. They become the worst houseguest in the world. Squatters can't do chit but leave because they don't have a real lease.

a variant of the man who moves in is you lease to a group of family/friends and they proceed to be a nightmare.

otherwise this squatter laws BS is just that BS.
if police just kicked them out and arrested them for breaking and entering it would all be over asap.

[azumi121]

Can’t you just get them evicted? I was a property manager for a while and we just evicted those mofos. It usually took about a month, but once evicted they weren’t allowed to come back on the property at all

I still don’t understand how you can squat in a house that is obviously not vacant

[Condo41]

Two ways i've seen to get rid of squatters.

1. everything in the house is yours. you cannot change the locks, or shut off utilities, but you can move everything out. Call police first to tell them you want someone there in case of trouble. you grab everyone you know or hire professional movers and pack the whole house into moving vans.
furniture, electronics, appliances. you own them. usually when you move them out the house sucks and the squatters just leave because they are not in the business of buying chit to live. they use your chit until eventually evicted. they go find some other home to squat in. they still may trash your house though but at least your stuff will be safe.

2. There is a men who will get rid of your squatters for a fee. you lease them your house, they move in. They become the worst houseguest in the world. Squatters can't do chit but leave because they don't have a real lease.

a variant of the man who moves in is you lease to a group of family/friends and they proceed to be a nightmare.

otherwise this squatter laws BS is just that BS.
if police just kicked them out and arrested them for breaking and entering it would all be over asap.

I love that #2. I want to do that

[NitrogenWidget]

Can’t you just get them evicted? I was a property manager for a while and we just evicted those mofos. It usually took about a month, but once evicted they weren’t allowed to come back on the property at all

I still don’t understand how you can squat in a house that is obviously not vacant

depends where you live.
someplace with high population like NYC can take 20 months to get through the court system.

[DesiredUserphag]

just LOL. would burn the house down with them inside

[ProudKraut]

LOL you Amerikunts have some of the most retarded laws ever.

brb sanctuary city
brb squatters

Do you have laws forcing you to let your wifes get banged by immigrants, too? Would fit right in with the rest of them.

[NitrogenWidget]

I love that #2. I want to do that

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/squat...102300149.html
dude calls himself the squatter hunter.
his fees start at 5k.
article says he has a youtube channel.

[N0rds]

Can’t you just get them evicted? I was a property manager for a while and we just evicted those mofos. It usually took about a month, but once evicted they weren’t allowed to come back on the property at all

I still don’t understand how you can squat in a house that is obviously not vacant

Tim Pool has been doing a lot of vids on this topic.


You can EASILY become a squatter.

BRB rent AirBnB for 1 day.
BRB only need 1 cellphone bill sent to that house, or other bill.
BRB 30 days later show up and say "dis my house now!"
BRB cops can't do chit because "tenant issue, go to courts"
BRB eviction in courts takes months to years
BRB cannot evict squatters because of "tenant rights" crap.
BRB homeowner gets arrested for changing locks on their OWN HOME because squatters have a single bill that was sent to address.
BRB now we need to do vigilante justice to get rid of squatters doing this.

[NitrogenWidget]

LOL you Amerikunts have some of the most retarded laws ever.

brb sanctuary city
brb squatters

Do you have laws forcing you to let your wifes get banged by immigrants, too? Would fit right in with the rest of them.

fuk. you guys are doing it right.

https://www.idealista.com/en/news/le...0renovate%20it.

Germany
According to El Economista, eviction takes place 24 hours after the landlord knows about it and has reported it to the police. The German justice system imposes a one-year prison sentence, which could also include a fine. Sentences could go up to two years in cases involving several people or violence.

On the other hand, if, after eviction, the squatted property is in disrepair, the landlord is obliged to renovate it.

[TCmaxxing]

Tim Pool has been doing a lot of vids on this topic.


You can EASILY become a squatter.

BRB rent AirBnB for 1 day.
BRB only need 1 cellphone bill sent to that house, or other bill.
BRB 30 days later show up and say "dis my house now!"
BRB cops can't do chit because "tenant issue, go to courts"
BRB eviction in courts takes months to years
BRB cannot evict squatters because of "tenant rights" crap.
BRB homeowner gets arrested for changing locks on their OWN HOME because squatters have a single bill that was sent to address.
BRB now we need to do vigilante justice to get rid of squatters doing this.

I would like to see a squatter try that on a crazy astronaut who doesn't give a **** and ends up beating the chit out of them

[frankdtank20]

10 million illegals in 3 years. They gotta go somewhere, aimirite?

[crupiea]

Imagine a mob guy comes home from vacation and there are squatter in his house.

Do you think he will be whining on the news or calling the cops? I somehow dont think that will happen.

By that afternoon, the squatters will be gone and that will be the end of it,

Obviously this guy would know how to handle people like this. More people need to behave like this guy.

The problem with society in general is that we are always whining and crying for someone to come save us and fix our issues. happens with the dating world, politics, you name it. Its always the same with people thinking that someone in a position of authority will fiox stuff for them.

got some bad news that the govt isnt our daddy and isnt there to help.

be the daddy yourself and fix it the way you know it needs to be fixed. this goes for everything not just squatters,

[JayJ350]

Keep voting democrat!

[TugOfPeace]

Should just kill the squatter and bury it in the backyard. How would anyone find out?

[HateLiberals]

You write a contract renting to your friend or relatives
They show up and claim these dingers are trespassing and show contract
Done

[AlwaysFocus]

If i find a squatter or robber in my home, they best call the police because i wont

[Jasonw1178]

I don't know about everywhere but most places for someone to legally squat they have to have proof or residence for an amount of time first, and meet certain criteria. I've heard some liberal areas they can break into your house while you are at work and basically just live there and you have to deal with it.

Anyone like OP thinking this is somehow "sticking it to the man" it's really not, it's allowing deadbeats and the lowest most selfish people to cause problems for everyone else and it causes problems for the honest people renting.

This is what happens though. If you have anything, those who have nothing will come for it. All they want to do is do drugs and loaf around.

[r32gojirra]

From what I can gather these squatters are similar to muggers or any other criminal

They don’t choose their victims at random

There would be criteria they take into account in choosing their marks

Classic adverse selection problem

I doubt it makes front page news when delinquent tenants are evicted in a week without incident lol

[Jasonw1178]

From what I can gather these squatters are similar to muggers or any other criminal

They don’t choose their victims at random

There would be criteria they take into account in choosing their marks

Classic adverse selection problem

I doubt it makes front page news when delinquent tenants are evicted in a week without incident lol

Good point. They are going to target elderly people and single moms and people they feel they can push around. They aren't going to try it with Randal who walks around with a 12G out in the boonies with the rebel flag flying high with neighbors and a sherrif that doesn't see anything.

[r32gojirra]

Good point. They are going to target elderly people and single moms and people they feel they can push around. They aren't going to try it with Randal who walks around with a 12G out in the boonies with the rebel flag flying high with neighbors and a sherrif that doesn't see anything.

The other issue is that this most likely only happens in low income areas.

If you’re renting your home in a wealthy area to a white collar couple with 2.5 kids this is unlikely to occur

[MiscFapAnTV]

so youre mad a house you werent using or cared about was taken by someone else? like a kid with to much toys who doesnt want anyone else to have any

most of these houses were abandoned by scumlords who have multiple properties and are ok with some being empty for months/years cuz they make so much profit from the others.

in my city (no squaters right) they are actually trying to change the laws because of so many abandoned houses becoming junkie/gang/prostitution/party houses and a lot of them evenutally get burned up but never fully demolished and the scumlrods never repair em so the other residents get pissed for having derelict buildings bringing down their property value + eyesore for the street and crime.

[OneLegSquats]

Why not just enter your own house, wait for them to fall asleep, once asleep handcuff them, drag them outside, uncuff them, go inside and lock the door. Call police and say there's some rando trying to break in. Remove all evidence they were ever there. How would police know they were squatting, there would be no evidence.

[ithappenss]

so youre mad a house you werent using or cared about was taken by someone else? like a kid with to much toys who doesnt want anyone else to have any

most of these houses were abandoned by scumlords who have multiple properties and are ok with some being empty for months/years cuz they make so much profit from the others.

in my city (no squaters right) they are actually trying to change the laws because of so many abandoned houses becoming junkie/gang/prostitution/party houses and a lot of them evenutally get burned up but never fully demolished and the scumlrods never repair em so the other residents get pissed for having derelict buildings bringing down their property value + eyesore for the street and crime.

are you genuinely retarded?

you commie fks need to be in institutionalised

[MiscFapAnTV]

are you genuinely retarded?

maybe? i have never been tested but you didnt bring any retort.

imagine living beside an abandonded house where crime occurs regularly? wouldnt you rather have a responsible person living there?