Road House 2024

[AWillis]

downloaded it earlier. watching it tonight on the 65"

will share thoughts later. no doubt it won't touch the Swayze original. but it'll be interesting to see mctapper in his first role. we all know jake can act - nightcrawler, prisoners etc

hopefully we'll see a blonde get her teddies out too like the original turbo sloot (no spoilers pls)

anyone seen it yet?

[BalognaNbeans]

It has pretty terrible reviews

[WoofieNugget]

Watching it tonight.

Anyone who expects this to be a cinematic masterpiece is an idiot. It's probably ridiculous and campy fun, which is what it's exactly supposed to be. Conor McGregor is NOT an actor and shouldn't be judged as such. So any review where they talk about stuff like plot and characters I just ignore, it's not about that.

[AWillis]

It has pretty terrible reviews

yeah i saw like 3/10. deservedly so as it is a remake of a silly classic, but a classic nonetheless

i am sure it will be awful, but hopefully it'll be at least a little entertaining

i wonder if there will be any woke BS

[Rylol]

Watched yesterday. Pretty fun for what it is. Not better than the original. For some odd reason, roided up McGregor feels the need to keep showing off his asscheeks.

[Procta]

check out this scene from Road House 2

[Polaris]

Not at all a movie person, but I might actually download and give it a watch at some point.

[Deathstroke]

I watched half of it last night and left off where the owners daughter had a bat to chase away the baddies and dalton came out of the bookstore.

I’m surprised to far that he was famous before taking the gig but he doesn’t get how everyone in the keys knows him lol

[Bodhy]

Been waiting for this for months. Rewatched the first one a few times last weekend.


Very busy this week so am waiting until tomorrow for the big premiere. Have some boys coming over and everything. I don't care how bad the movie ultimately is, all I care about is......

[Jhalf]

I thought it was a great roadhouse movie. Thought the fight choreography was good and mcgregor was pretty funny.

9/10

[Achilles87]

Doesn't look like there's a single hbb in the entire movie

[Zelensky]

The movie didn't know if it was trying to be serious or funny, so it ended up being neither.

Basically every character was poorly written, almost all of them had "The Office"-style quips and one liners to the point of being cringe.

The obvious DEI casting was lulzy(the Florida Keys actually aren't like 75% black/mulatto, despite what this movie shows)

Despite that there was some fun action and Jake Gyllenhaal is great as always, dude could've made something with better writing

[Schnitzl]

Pretty bad. Fights starting out of nowhere, lead characters 0 charisma, people getting whacked left and right. Villain was some random kid who wanted beef with everyone. Road House owner's main character trait was staring out of her poverty office window 20 hours a day. 3/10 tops.

Kawnr Mcgregr stole the show with his initial entrance, then turned into an insufferable overacting weirdo.

Havent seen fight scenes this bad for decades.

[azzspankr]

I'm not watching that rehashed chit

[AWillis]

Pretty bad. Fights starting out of nowhere, lead characters 0 charisma, people getting whacked left and right. Villain was some random kid who wanted beef with everyone. Road House owner's main character trait was staring out of her poverty office window 20 hours a day. 3/10 tops.

Kawnr Mcgregr stole the show with his initial entrance, then turned into an insufferable overacting weirdo.

Havent seen fight scenes this bad for decades.

damn wokeness got that fat black chick owning the bar, to replace the brah that went looking for Dalton at the start of the original

not cool

no bueno

[frankdtank20]

damn wokeness got that fat black chick owning the bar, to replace the brah that went looking for Dalton at the start of the original

not cool

no bueno

Fat? What are you talking about? There's no wokeness in the film. I remember the original from when I was a kid and thinking it was corny AF. This was an improvement. A few parts of the dialogue are a little over the top/clunky. That would be my only real complaint. A fun film all around.

[JUSA]

I watched about 5 minutes of it.

Was bored almost immediately. Stopped right after got stabbed and just let the guy go, all over $500 and some DEI hire approached him to talk about a job or something.

Rewatch the original or "Over the Top" or something. I had one last episode of Shogun to catch, did that instead. Great show.

[jimbob007]

Nobody can play Terry.

[AWillis]

Fat? What are you talking about? There's no wokeness in the film. I remember the original from when I was a kid and thinking it was corny AF. This was an improvement. A few parts of the dialogue are a little over the top/clunky. That would be my only real complaint. A fun film all around.

i don't remember some black chick owning the Double Deuce in the original brah. unless that was a wife we didn't know about. you dig?

[RICHSTRONG]

Only thing I got out of it was my boy Jake looked pretty fkn juicy. Otherwise, it was 4/10 at best.

[nettripper]

any big teddy blonde sloot trying get with dalton??

big teddy sloot letting a dude feel her up for money??

dude getting it on with the jail bait in the supply closet??

any HBB sloots at all in this?!!!!

throat ripping?

they get an OG actor to play the role of daltons older bouncer friend??

[RICHSTRONG]

any big teddy blonde sloot trying get with dalton??

big teddy sloot letting a dude feel her up for money??

dude getting it on with the jail bait in the supply closet??

any HBB sloots at all in this?!!!!

Negative goose. Even the bartender who took Dalton breakfast was a fat asian/islander

[Deathstroke]

Only thing I got out of it was my boy Jake looked pretty fkn juicy. Otherwise, it was 4/10 at best.

Agreed. In fact I could’ve been his body double in the role!

No hnnnnnnnng ass shot unlike Patrick swayze gave us in the OG was straight up weak af tho ! (No homo)

[jimbij]

I watched it yesterday and I didn’t like it. The fights looked like CGI or a video game even. Generally it is a cross between:

- Jack Reacher (the movie with Tom Cruise)

- Those Jump Street movies

- Those Horrible Bosses movies

It was goofy

[AWillis]

any big teddy blonde sloot trying get with dalton??

big teddy sloot letting a dude feel her up for money??

dude getting it on with the jail bait in the supply closet??

any HBB sloots at all in this?!!!!

throat ripping?

they get an OG actor to play the role of daltons older bouncer friend??

but i was on my break brah

stay on it

[nettripper]

Negative goose. Even the bartender who took Dalton breakfast was a fat asian/islander

but i was on my break brah

stay on it

LOL then the cheeky sloot does the oops face and covers it with her hand while smiling......fuuuuuuark hope he went back to fnishing the job after


and wtfever at zero sloots and just landwhale ugly diversity ctrl+f white bches and replace paste

[AWillis]

LOL then the cheeky sloot does the oops face and covers it with her hand while smiling......fuuuuuuark hope he went back to fnishing the job after


and wtfever at zero sloots and just landwhale ugly diversity ctrl+f white bches and replace paste

mirin that sloot, srs

lots of those small details is what makes the original such a classic

and the bartender sloot that goes to take Dalton his coffee in the barn the first time and pulls a hnnnngh facial expression as she just creamed herself

also mirin the Dr - Dalton gets busy with. And the Barn owner saying if you were smart you'd pitch your tent. (i'm not that smart, want to feel them natty sugar walls, hnngh)

[darkninja67]

I like Jake but this looks like a pile of dog poo.

Swayze was way too "pretty" looking to really pull off the bouncer roll in the original.

[Deathstroke]

I like Jake but this looks like a pile of dog poo.

Swayze was way too "pretty" looking to really pull off the bouncer roll in the original.

I bought him as a tough guy. He pulled it off imo



He was pretty scary in that fight scene

[AWillis]

I like Jake but this looks like a pile of dog poo.

Swayze was way too "pretty" looking to really pull off the bouncer roll in the original.

he wasn't a bouncer, he was a cooler.