related story:
https://news.sky.com/story/man-sees-...order-13099681
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03-22-2024, 02:40 AM #1
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03-22-2024, 05:30 AM #9
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03-22-2024, 06:08 AM #10
Go to the ER, obviously.
Or a church, if you're cool with being delusional*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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03-22-2024, 06:15 AM #11
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03-22-2024, 06:31 AM #12
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03-22-2024, 06:43 AM #13
Check my privilege
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