*WARNING* - Cali about to get ROCKED w/ ARK like Storms

[RICHSTRONG]

Kill SHot incoming. The Lord has had enough with their schit.

WARNING: Meteorologists are currently debating whether California is about to get hit by something that they've been dreading for a long time: A series of storms that will drop multiple feet of rain over a few weeks.

They're not certain (yet), but it is entirely possible that what is brewing in the Pacific right now heralds the beginning of the dreaded #ARkStorm. (Atmospheric River 1000 = A.R.k.)

Multiple feet of rain. In a month.
100 inches of rain, in some areas.

Yeah. That's a big deal.

The ARkStorm is a cyclical catastrophic event happens every 150-200 years. The last one hit in 1861. When it returns, it will do more damage to the state than a major 8.0 earthquake (the big one) would.

It will displace MILLIONS of people up and down the state. It will destroy roads and bridges. It will leave major metro areas like Los Angeles without clean running water and electricity for weeks.

The biggest danger?
By the time city officials realize that they need to evacuate neighborhoods, there won't be enough time and resources to evacuate everyone.

The Central Valley will be especially hard hit. It will become a 300 mile long, 20 mile wide lake. Their homes will be covered in 10-20 feet of flood water.

I know it sounds impossible.
But this is a real danger.
And it might be here. Now.

So follow meteorologists on Twitter. Keep your eye on the local news. Sign up for local Nixle alerts on your phone. Make a plan, and be ready to go.

But remember, they won't be able to definitively say it's an ARkStorm until it's probably too late to leave. So if you're not up for this, evacuate early, if circumstances allow.

https://pbssocal.org/socal-focus/5-t...-other-big-one

https://twitter.com/DanielleLangWa/s...e5629830%2Fpg1

[Unstumpable]

Prepare now

[RICHSTRONG]

Prepare now

It's time....

[dopamine72]

Not gonna believe until BabyGawacks or whatever makes a thread about this

[300Lane1]

Hopefully it washes all the shyt off the SF streets South and not North.

[Procta]

fuk em

[Islandboyo]

I live in the central valley how should I prepare?

Lots of canned food and water? Stock up on essentials? MREs?

[BalognaNbeans]

About time

[RICHSTRONG]

Not gonna believe until BabyGawacks or whatever makes a thread about this

I only make these threads when something is actually going to happen. ALl my insiders say it is and upper levels are starting to conveniently leave town on 'business'.

Hopefully it washes all the shyt off the SF streets South and not North.

It will spare no one if you stay

fuk em

and Florida jealousy rears it's ugly head.

I live in the central valley how should I prepare?

Lots of canned food and water? Stock up on essentials? MREs?

All of that will be useless. You just need to go Eastward. Pa has room for example

[x-trainer ben]

As long as it is AFTER the 49ers game, Brock sucks in the rain.........

[GrambleBoy]

Inb4 it happened due to climate change and Californians can no longer purchase red meat.

[Voidgaze]

Yeah and San Diego got rekt.

Haven't heard from xtwinkhawkx, hope he didn't get washed away.

[Fang2]

This happens every day here

[Bo_Flecks]

I live in the central valley how should I prepare?

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

[dingler]

Hopefully it washes all the shyt off the SF streets South and not North.

No storm is powerful enough to wash away all of the poop out there.

[Islandboyo]

I only make these threads when something is actually going to happen. ALl my insiders say it is and upper levels are starting to conveniently leave town on 'business'.


It will spare no one if you stay

and Florida jealousy rears it's ugly head.

All of that will be useless. You just need to go Eastward. Pa has room for example

Looks like im fooked then.

[RICHSTRONG]

At the start of February, an active weather pattern will likely take shape across the West once again, bringing the chance for multiple heavy rain events during the first week of the month.

The extreme rainfall event that hit San Diego and the rounds of heavy rain in the forecast, particularly for southern California, have strong connections to the current El Niño event that is in place.

and

In the coming weeks, many of the potential heavy rain events along the West Coast will likely be fueled by atmospheric rivers. Atmospheric rivers, essentially rivers in the sky that collect moisture from tropical areas and redistribute the water to other latitudes, are natural part of the global weather system

https://abcnews.go.com/US/historic-c...y?id=106643363

[OffwhiteBrah]

Didn’t I just see news of them experimenting with cloud seeding???

[RICHSTRONG]

Didn’t I just see news of them experimenting with cloud seeding???

A Research Paper Presented To the Air Force in August 1996, entitled “Weather as a Force Multiplier: Owning the Weather in 2025" can be viewed at the following link: [link to www.geoengineeringwatch.org (secure)]

As far back as 1965, The National Science Foundation published an extensive report on the weather modification, outlining the technological progress of the period. We can only imagine the potential of fifty-seven (57) years of development. The report can be viewed at the following link: [link to www.nsf.gov (secure)]

Today, over 100 patents exist for some form of weather control, many of which are owned by large global corporations and NGOs. You can find these patents at patents.justia.com

There are actually states trying to ban it currently (when it's been a long running 'conspiracy' ofc).

[GooBaaa]

So what we got hammered with snow

Was out there picking piles up with my bobcat

[dingler]

Didn’t I just see news of them experimenting with cloud seeding???

Cloud seeding has been going on for decades. Ski resorts do it all the time for more snow. The crazy chit is the HARP program, trying to manipulate weather patterns by bending the atmosphere, sure that will end will.

[JUSA]

The ARkStorm is a cyclical catastrophic event happens every 150-200 years. The last one hit in 1861. When it returns, it will do more damage to the state than a major 8.0 earthquake (the big one) would.

What is interesting is how this one is caused 100% by Global Warming/Climate Change, because anytime anything happens now, that is always the cause. Why couldn't people stop eating meat (cows farting)? Damn you, DAMN YOU all, we should have all just listened to the pampered Billionaires flying around the world in their private jets when they're not lounging about in their yachts. They WARNED us. They told us what would happen, WELL ****ING HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY, HERE IT IS, HERE IS WHAT YOU ALL DID. #Livid #FukWhitePpl #JusticeForTrayvon #FartingCowsKill

[JUSA]

I live in the central valley how should I prepare?

Lots of canned food and water? Stock up on essentials? MREs?

I think you got that part covered, just have a bucket ready to put outside for 3 minutes while it fills up.

[RICHSTRONG]

So what we got hammered with snow

Was out there picking piles up with my bobcat

Damn...i wish i had that kinda bobcat and not the kind that attacked me.

[Retoaded]

The climate change worshipers must be practically jizzing their pants over this.

[TugOfPeace]

fuk em

dont know why but I lold at this

[x-trainer ben]

Cloud seeding has been going on for decades. Ski resorts do it all the time for more snow. The crazy chit is the HARP program, trying to manipulate weather patterns by bending the atmosphere, sure that will end will.

the Saudi group has been doing it as well, rain in the desert

[GooBaaa]

Damn...i wish i had that kinda bobcat and not the kind that attacked me.

Are you talking about your wife or the actual animal?

[Maestro]

Yeah and San Diego got rekt.

meh, i'm fine. I'm in University City (near UCSD) and there's no flooding here. Its when you travel further inland where the poorer people live where the flooding is bad.

Costco
Trader Joes
My place of work
and The 805 north and south are both fine so I haven't been limited by the flooding

[WoofieNugget]

Isn't most of California dying for water? Seems like a great thing if they can replenish reservoirs with it.