Friend who is a bald 6’5 chad got brutalized at the bar last night srs

[AWSbruh]

Last night at the bar, we were enjoying a round of shots when a girl, solid 9/10, approached my friend legit has close to 1 mill instagram followers. To our surprise, she boldly took off his hat, teasing him for being bald with a cringe-worthy "ewwwwwe." She admitted she thought he was cute until the hair reveal, accusing him of "hatfishing." On a lighter note, she said that I was cute and asked for my Instagram. However. I just tried calling my friend just now, he's avoiding my calls. It's a brutal situation—I'm starting to think I'd rather be a "Manlet" than being bald

[SpeakSilences]

didnt read after bald and chad

[theory816]

Lol brootal.

Imagining all the marketing that is poured into heighmaxxing by the whites and then still gitting shut down because youre bald lol.

[MoneyMike111]

U guys must be some skinny twink white boys man. I shave my head and have a nice beard. With my dark tan skin it looks awesome.

White boys with hair used to always complain because they know i look better bald than with hair and get jealous they needed to deal with the whole hair thing. Lol

[Voidgaze]

Last night at the bar, we were enjoying a round of shots when a girl, solid 9/10, approached my friend legit has close to 1 mill instagram followers. To our surprise, she boldly took off his hat, teasing him for being bald with a cringe-worthy "ewwwwwe." She admitted she thought he was cute until the hair reveal, accusing him of "hatfishing." On a lighter note, she said that I was cute and asked for my Instagram. However. I just tried calling my friend just now, he's avoiding my calls. It's a brutal situation—I'm starting to think I'd rather be a "Manlet" than being bald

You make up the dumbest stories.

[SpeakSilences]

U guys must be some skinny twink white boys man. I shave my head and have a nice beard. With my dark tan skin it looks awesome.

White boys with hair used to always complain because they know i look better bald than with hair and get jealous they needed to deal with the whole hair thing. Lol

sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boyo

i'd much rather be bald than have a full of head hair yep ur right

gonna call my parents later and rage at them for giving me a thicc perfect hairline @ age 28

[imiscubb]

Aint no 9/10 sheboons
Strong cappin

[ClivesTriceps]

You make up the dumbest stories.

OP is a chitposter

[MoneyMike111]

sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boyo

i'd much rather be bald than have a full of head hair yep ur right

gonna call my parents later and rage at them for giving me a thicc perfect hairline @ age 28

And u prolly wear "sperrys and polos" too right? Lol. Typical misc white boy.

[GordonXXX]

the funny part is Shaniqua was probably wearing a wig herself. they all do and those wigs all smell like stale fritos because they never get washed. and then you find strands of black fishing line all over your house.

[Itzblunted]

Lol brootal.

Imagining all the marketing that is poured into heighmaxxing by the whites and then still gitting shut down because youre bald lol.

Imagine being tied to sexual abuse in a healthcare facility

Not reporting it, betraying your license and being a crack dealer police


Om

Beavercells, lmao


#quest


Inb4 microsoft covid conspiracy

[AWSbruh]

You make up the dumbest stories.

I didn’t make it up incel. Ded fkn srs

[leoaa777]

Technically speaking the sloot assaulted your friend, up to 6 months in jail. It would be a fun exercise if the law and impart some humility.

[Voidgaze]

I didn’t make it up incel. Ded fkn srs

Oh...so you just have delusions? Got it.

Clown ass nygga

[Cser]

A manlet can't hide the fact that they're short, and I would rather be bald.

[Bodhy]

How is his physique, his swagger, his clothing, his tan?



Because even though baldceldom is a pretty brutal pill, you can compensate by remaining fit and muscular, dressing nice, and tanned. If he's kind of out of shape and looking like a paedophile in a nightclub, kind of on him, brah.


Plus, why not a hair transplant?

[ClivesTriceps]

How is his physique, his swagger, his clothing, his tan?



Because even though baldceldom is a pretty brutal pill, you can compensate by remaining fit and muscular, dressing nice, and tanned. If he's kind of out of shape and looking like a paedophile in a nightclub, kind of on him, brah.


Plus, why not a hair transplant?

Why not post your transcript, dipschitt?

[AWSbruh]

How is his physique, his swagger, his clothing, his tan?



Because even though baldceldom is a pretty brutal pill, you can compensate by remaining fit and muscular, dressing nice, and tanned. If he's kind of out of shape and looking like a paedophile in a nightclub, kind of on him, brah.


Plus, why not a hair transplant?

Dude is way more jacked than me. He played Defensive End at UCF

[GordonXXX]

most black guys look good bald. some in fact even look better bald. look at Michael Jordan.

[AWSbruh]

most black guys look good bald.

He is white

[backinbusiness]

So you’re a scumbag and let someone humiliate your friend and then you still took her number?

Sounds like you’re a ****ty friend, you should have absolutely destroyed her publicly by humiliating her.

Fake or you’re a real low life. Nobody gives a FK about instagram followers.

[AdvancedDreamer]

I would’ve told her to go live and then proceed to smack the chit out of her (ded fkn srs).

[AWSbruh]

So you’re a scumbag and let someone humiliate your friend and then you still took her number?

Sounds like you’re a ****ty friend, you should have absolutely destroyed her publicly by humiliating her.

Fake or you’re a real low life. Nobody gives a FK about instagram followers.

I didn’t give her my number incel. I just told her my IG and she decided to follow me a few hours later

[propreffered7]

Everything is so cringe nowadays

I might remain single

There was a hottie that showed up to our construction site. Honestly when i first saw her I didn't think she was that hot.. she has an alright face but she does have a fat ass booty

Anyways I stared her down hard first, and she's always kinda shown interest in me

She's honestly given me hard signs but I haven't done anything.. anyways everybody tries to flirt with her and that **** turns me off

And then some guy got her Instagram and she has azz pics and bikini pics and chit all over it

In the moment, I do get caught up but still controlled.. but the whole Instagram thing I'm not interested in at all

If I wanted it bad enough I'd try for one night but that's it. I'm seriously not putting up with the social media chit

[Assassin X]

[BullittEV]

Last night at the bar, we were enjoying a round of shots when a girl, solid 9/10, approached my friend legit has close to 1 mill instagram followers. To our surprise, she boldly took off his hat, teasing him for being bald with a cringe-worthy "ewwwwwe." She admitted she thought he was cute until the hair reveal, accusing him of "hatfishing." On a lighter note, she said that I was cute and asked for my Instagram. However. I just tried calling my friend just now, he's avoiding my calls. It's a brutal situation—I'm starting to think I'd rather be a "Manlet" than being bald

The fact that you think the chick has value based on followers on social media makes you a tool.

Hard cringe at you social media zombies that want a black mirror-esque life where everyone has a "social score."

[Shysty021]

I didn’t give her my number incel. I just told her my IG and she decided to follow me a few hours later

Even more cringe

People that are obsessed with IG and has that come up in the course of courtship or flirting is cringe af

^agreed

[mycorona]

Imagine this is your life, what are u guys in grade 7? Wtf

[Horizon92]

This obviously never happened but.. who has almost 1 mill IG followers? The girl? The baldie?

Anyways a bald guy will prob have developed pretty thick skin since people love to harp on about it. If a girl acted this r*tarded around me, I would legit view it as a dodged bullet - thank god there was some aspect of me that made her instantly reveal how room temp iq she is - imagine getting drawn in and then three months in you realize you're going to a festival with this chick and she's legit brainded lmfao.

[mycorona]

The fact that you think the chick has value based on followers on social media makes you a tool.

Hard cringe at you social media zombies that want a black mirror-esque life where everyone has a "social score."

Even worse when you realize they’re 30+ year olds. Not surprising his only insult is “incel” when confronted with the truth about his cringe lord lifestyle. Almost feel bad for these zombies