Jeff Bozos and plastic cum catcher fiance are joined on vacation by....

[ErnieMccracken]

No hovercraft
























































































HER ex boyfriend and baby daddy, all world giga Chad Tony Gonzalez

[bongowongo]

Sounds like you're shocked that couples that had a divorce can still have a good relationship for the sake of their children and still being reasonable people.





























And they're all ultra rich so don't have to have bitter, toxic fights over alimony and division of assets like regular americucks.

[ErnieMccracken]

Sounds like you're shocked that couples that had a divorce can still have a good relationship for the sake of their children and still being reasonable people.

And they're all ultra rich so don't have to have bitter, toxic fights over alimony and division of assets like regular americucks.

Ultra rich don't fight over money and assets?

[8pieces]

lool. out of all the hookers in the world bezos picks a ran thru high body count sloot who's ex is former nfl player and also already had a kid

[JayJ350]

Jeff Bezos is probably the closest thing we got to a real life Dr Evil.

[ErnieMccracken]

Jeff Bezos is probably the closest thing we got to a real life Dr Evil.

We should really strap him to one of his dink rockets and set the GPS for the surface of the sun

[JayJ350]

We should really strap him to one of his dink rockets and set the GPS for the surface of the sun

Nah, he'll just come back half-frozen and pissed off.

[phaginator]

Bezos is the cuck mindset personified. Imagine being giga rich and able to get any pussy you want but settle with this old, ugly hag that still hangs out with her ex... and are okay he joins you on vacation..Just LMFAO!

Can't get the beta cuck out of the Bezos.

[multiplemiggs]

Bezos is the cuck mindset personified. Imagine being giga rich and able to get any pussy you want but settle with this old, ugly hag that still hangs out with her ex... and are okay he joins you on vacation..Just LMFAO!

Can't get the beta cuck out of the Bezos.

Lol that pic. Lmfao. He looks like some beta cuck that would like to be whipped and had his nuts stomped on with her high heels while she sqatted over him and pissed and chit in his mouth.

Likely he got cleanup duty tonight.

[DomMJr]

Lol that pic. Lmfao. He looks like some beta cuck that would like to be whipped and had his nuts stomped on with her high heels while she sqatted over him and pissed and chit in his mouth.

Likely he got cleanup duty tonight.

He grew up without his bio dad. As far as I see, there are only a few answers for guys like this -

Use Christianity to replace his father.
Neurotically grind to try to beat everyone in the world.
Some overwhelming culture that really forces everyone to do things more than they deal with their families.

He went for #2 and needs TRT to keep grinding since he got old

[AVIK777]

Bald and a cuck, wood rather rope

[steeler505]

Sounds like you're shocked that couples that had a divorce can still have a good relationship for the sake of their children and still being reasonable people.


And they're all ultra rich so don't have to have bitter, toxic fights over alimony and division of assets like regular americucks.

this is the dumbest fkn take in history

[Kev1972]

Goddam now I get it.

Bozos didn't get with her because she's a sloot that lets him bang other women.

He got with her because he's one of those cuck porn guys that likes to jerk off in the corner while she's getting plowed out by some huge hulking bull. Bozos just wants to get his buttcheeks ran through by a complete unit like Gonzo.

[Spetznaaz]

Bezos is the cuck mindset personified. Imagine being giga rich and able to get any pussy you want but settle with this old, ugly hag that still hangs out with her ex... and are okay he joins you on vacation..Just LMFAO!

Can't get the beta cuck out of the Bezos.

[IMG]https://i.insider.com/5c8bddd95b066e57474bace4?width=700[IMG]

He looks so much better with his head completely shaved.

[ErnieMccracken]

Goddam now I get it.

Bozos didn't get with her because she's a sloot that lets him bang other women.

He got with her because he's one of those cuck porn guys that likes to jerk off in the corner while she's getting plowed out by some huge hulking bull. Bozos just wants to get his buttcheeks ran through by a complete unit like Gonzo.

If the richest and most MOGGINEST man of the century turns out to be a literal cuck, I think that's pretty much it for humanity. Disaster of biblical proportion if that ever comes out srs.

[129iq]

Lol. No one that is happy in real life makes a thread with this title.angry as heck. So along with hating Jews and the rich, he hates women. Shocking

[ErnieMccracken]

Lol. No one that is happy in real life makes a thread with this title.angry as heck. So along with hating Jews and the rich, he hates women. Shocking

Another great post. Such a mystery why you're red.

[notbadnotbrad]

Sounds like you're shocked that couples that had a divorce can still have a good relationship for the sake of their children and still being reasonable people.





























And they're all ultra rich so don't have to have bitter, toxic fights over alimony and division of assets like regular americucks.

LOL

Oh yeah for sure man

[gbullock32]

Bezos reminds me of this guy.

[jstn0127]

I'd bet bezos is a cuck.

[ChinkWithDink]

We should really strap him to one of his dink rockets and set the GPS for the surface of the sun

The fuel required to do this is well outside the capabilities of Bezos' puny white dink rockets. Perhaps if it was mounted on top of Musk's enormous shiny bbc dink rocket it might be possible but I'm still doubtful.

[ErnieMccracken]

The fuel required to do this is well outside the capabilities of Bezos' puny white dink rockets. Perhaps if it was mounted on top of Musk's enormous shiny bbc dink rocket it might be possible but I'm still doubtful.

There's no air resistance or drag in space. Can't you just give his dink rocket a shove in the right direction and it'll cruise forever, theoretically?

[Cleveland33]

Bezos is the cuck mindset personified. Imagine being giga rich and able to get any pussy you want but settle with this old, ugly hag that still hangs out with her ex... and are okay he joins you on vacation..Just LMFAO!

Can't get the beta cuck out of the Bezos.

strong assumption that he isn't getting any other pussy

[wasp9166]

First the cuckening

Then the marriage

Then the divorce

Then the payday

[Foxmulder0]

He so watches in the corner and beats it


Eee emmmmm eeee mmm do it for her Tony hmmmmhm mmmmmm hmmmm

[Procta]

ayyyyyyyyy lmao

[ImpressiveGainz]

[Thunderpants]

Willing to bet bezos has tony on some sort of retainer where if laurchez launches a particularly heinous fart serpent into the captain’s quarters lavatory he can press a button and summon the hall of fame tight end to arrive in moments bearing a plunger and the jersey he wore in his final nfl game to pull up over his nose while working futilely to unclog the drain while Jeff and the future missus laugh and taunt and throw Ethiopian strawberries at him

[ChinkWithDink]

There's no air resistance or drag in space. Can't you just give his dink rocket a shove in the right direction and it'll cruise forever, theoretically?

We leave the earth's orbit still orbiting the sun with all the velocity the earth has, to descend into the sun we would then need to lose that velocity and it's a lot.

[Humungus]

God damn what an absolute gold digging fiend that sloot is. Just finds the richest humans on the planet and sinks her teeth in.