Anyone familiar with witchcraft? Wife swears a neighbor is casting spells on us

[chalup]

Long story short we live in a neighborhood with probably 10 or so houses and some trailers on a different road. We have rotties and a lot of people do not like these dogs and are scared. Our pup got out of our fence last weekend and the cops were called even after a neighbor brought him back. My wife found EGGS today in 3 different places in our yard. They were placed in 3 different places in the yard. Now I'm trying to convince my wife this is random and not witchcraft, she is from Ukraine and swears it is and is ready to unleash hell on these neighbors. Help me misc, what is going on?

[koreannoodles77]

Eggs are like gold these days

based neighbors

[chalup]

Eggs are like gold these days

based neighbors

I'm scrambling them rn, I told my wife the best way to deal with it is head on.

[GreatOldOne]

Birds? Snakes?

Animals are known to lay eggs...

[PaulJerome]

I'm scrambling them rn, I told my wife the best way to deal with it is head on.

If this is really a witch casting spells (which is way more common than you think as wicca is the fastest growing religion) then the second last thing you want to do is to voluntarily bring something they gave you into your house and the absolute last thing you want to do is to eat it.

I laugh at witches as they have no power over me because I'm covered in the blood of Christ.

[Tuga88]

It's over brah.

Once a witch sets her sights on you there's no end in sight to the pain and misery coming your way.

You'd better start apologizing to the whole neighbourhood and hope she has mercy on your soul.

[koreannoodles77]

If this is really a witch casting spells (which is way more common than you think as wicca is the fastest growing religion) then the second last thing you want to do is to voluntarily bring something they gave you into your house and the absolute last thing you want to do is to eat it.

I laugh at witches as they have no power over me because I'm covered in the blood of Christ.

Its a bunch of horse chit

[GaryRidgway]

Time for a divorce

[BasedBagel]

Mental illness...

Should've picked a better mail order wife off the website.

[ForPeteSake]

I’d dispose of them away from the house. Could be random but doesn’t sound like it. Do whatever cleansing ritual your religion advises. If you don’t believe in this stuff, pepper your angus. Srs.

[chalup]

I’d dispose of them away from the house. Could be random but doesn’t sound like it. Do whatever cleansing ritual your religion advises. If you don’t believe in this stuff, pepper your angus. Srs.

She threw them back in the yard of the neighbor who she swears did it. Currently buying cameras to setup covering the entire yard. Will call the cops if they are doing this, srs

[Kiop]

is the neighbor from the south
or from cuba? withcraft is common and common
in south.

Anyways fix the cams,
dont feed your wife suspicious
if there is no solid proof...she will try to find any scapegoat.

take care

[Polaris]

Mental illness...

Should've picked a better mail order wife off the website.

Indeed.

Retard crew living up to the name.

[Pats2022SBwin]

And not a single miscer has yet asked for a pic of OP's wife. What has happened to this place?

[JonnyB1106]

Step 1: Find the witch
Step 2: Burn the witch
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit


Thank me later, brah

[Redfish225]

I know a lady in New Orleans that can help you op.

[TheChadofGaming]

[BasedBagel]

And not a single miscer has yet asked for a pic of OP's wife. What has happened to this place?

OPs picture has been posted before, it's from his bodyspace profile

[TCmaxxing]

Get some Wyze cam

[Polaris]

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OPs picture has been posted before, it's from his bodyspace profile

Uhhh...the one in the black shirt is an older daughter, and not the wife, right?

[Kiop]

Uhhh...the one in the black shirt is an older daughter, and not the wife, right?

[yieldtonothing]

lol @ op and his mail order bride

bringing vicious animals to a small neighborhood and expecting not to get the mallokia from neighbors.


just lol

[PaulJerome]

And not a single miscer has yet asked for a pic of OP's wife. What has happened to this place?

TBH was hoping for a picture of the egg.

[northernlights7]

A good number of women get stupid about shiiiit like that easily. "Hauntings", "ghosts", and the like. Here are the things you need to understand:


1. It's all total bs, end of story as far as validity goes
2. It's always going to be annoying
3. You will only get more annoyed by it over time
4. There is no changing it in them
5. They will always try to involve you in their make believe shiiiit


Take that knowledge, and proceed accordingly.

[metroins]

If this is really a witch casting spells (which is way more common than you think as wicca is the fastest growing religion) then the second last thing you want to do is to voluntarily bring something they gave you into your house and the absolute last thing you want to do is to eat it.

I laugh at witches as they have no power over me because I'm covered in the blood of Christ.

Lold so hard at the list sentence.

[PAU1]

Lold so hard at the list sentence.

“The list sentence”?

JFL. Heretics btfo.

[Goodguy03]

ask the neighbors closest to you if those are their eggs. if an old hagraven bish opens the door then you know you found your witch. throw holy water on her and she'll melt.

[FingerFood]

Just contact the Indian witch doctor constantly posting in this forum.

[401Delta]

I hope it works.

Srs.

[baroni01]

If this is really a witch casting spells (which is way more common than you think as wicca is the fastest growing religion) then the second last thing you want to do is to voluntarily bring something they gave you into your house and the absolute last thing you want to do is to eat it.

I laugh at witches as they have no power over me because I'm covered in the blood of Christ.

Wiccans follow the rule of three, so if the witch is up to some shenanigans she'll get fuked 3 times as hard.