***2023 Official NFL Chat Thread***

[bezarker]

[Elvis.Costello]

Ben Johnson you sumbitch. Tragic. Inb4 Dan Quinn

[YoungMetro24]

In a perfect world, the Chiefs and Niners go 19-0 every year with the Chiefs beating the Niners by exactly 3-7 points in every Super Bowl. This would be the ideal outcome for my happiness (and bank account).

[Orlando1234977]

In a perfect world, the Chiefs and Niners go 19-0 every year with the Chiefs beating the Niners by exactly 3-7 points in every Super Bowl. This would be the ideal outcome for my happiness (and bank account).

Whenever there's a down year you'll still have the Royals and the UMKC Kangaroos.

[ohiostate124]

Fuk you Ben Johnson. I will now root against you forever. Bitch.

[Elvis.Costello]

Fuk you Ben Johnson. I will now root against you forever. Bitch.

We fuked homie. Same old skins

[YoungMetro24]

Whenever there's a down year you'll still have the Royals and the UMKC Kangaroos.

Whenever there's a down year I can always enjoy watching some team punk the Wiscucksin Badgers or Milwaukee Cucks.

[thedarrenestes]

Vegas says Niners will win by 1 point. Close af

KC opponents been favored in 5 of the last 6 playoff games going back to the AFC Champ game last year

Whenever there's a down year you'll still have the Royals and the UMKC Kangaroos.

Tough part for the rest of the league, this WAS/IS the down year

[BigDeeps01]

Will need to see either some injuries or some major mistakes on the chiefs if they’re going to lose. Their defense is better and obviously Mahomes is the best QB in the league

[thedarrenestes]

Will need to see either some injuries or some major mistakes on the chiefs if they’re going to lose. Their defense is better and obviously Mahomes is the best QB in the league

Most frustrating part of KC - The gun they use to shoot themselves in the foot has had a hair trigger on it all year

[BigDeeps01]

Most frustrating part of KC - The gun they use to shoot themselves in the foot has had a hair trigger on it all year

Hopefully Mahomes gets shot in the foot, figuratively of course

[thedarrenestes]

Hopefully Mahomes gets shot in the foot, figuratively of course

Be careful what you wish for - Pretty much punk'd everyone in the playoffs on one foot last year

[BigDeeps01]

Be careful what you wish for - Pretty much punk'd everyone in the playoffs on one foot last year

Whatever has to happen for the Chiefs to lose, I'm here for it

They're a horrible franchise that everyone hates. America needs a Brock Purdy underdog story right now

[thedarrenestes]

America needs a Brock Purdy underdog story right now

Literally favored in the game lol

The effect Mahomes has on casuals is so palpable I can't imagine what it must have on actual opponents

[BigDeeps01]

Literally favored in the game lol

The effect Mahomes has on casuals is so palpable I can't imagine what it must have on actual opponents

Casuals? Please, lol

[thedarrenestes]

Casuals? Please, lol

Boyo you were furiously masturbating over QB stats in like week 12 for MVP honors
You're itt rubbing chicken bones together for an injury, calling Vegas favorites the underdog

Quite literally the definition of casual behavior

[bezarker]

[Vhagar]

Literally favored in the game lol

The effect Mahomes has on casuals is so palpable I can't imagine what it must have on actual opponents

Does anyone actually believe the niners are the favorite other than the oddsmakers though?

[thedarrenestes]

Does anyone actually believe the niners are the favorite other than the oddsmakers though?

Obviously enough of the public believes in SF to keep their head above water thus far

[Vhagar]

Obviously enough of the public believes in SF to keep their head above water thus far

To be fair, I think the underdog story he mentioned was specifically about Brock Purdy and not the niners. Regardless of the team around him, going from the last pick to Super Bowl winning QB would be quite the underdog story

[BigDeeps01]

Boyo you were furiously masturbating over QB stats in like week 12 for MVP honors
You're itt rubbing chicken bones together for an injury, calling Vegas favorites the underdog

Quite literally the definition of casual behavior

I stand by MVPurdy being snubbed

You’re a KC fan, who probably started watching in 2018. Nothing you say matters

[HandstandPushup]

Travis Kelce for Super Bowl mvp is +1400

Trust the script

[thedarrenestes]

You’re a KC fan, who probably started watching in 2018.

Breh back when you were cuckin with Kaepernick I was setting multiple crowd noise world records in Arrowhead

No other fan base compares

[BigDeeps01]

Breh back when you were cuckin with Kaepernick I was setting multiple crowd noise world records in Arrowhead

No other fan base compares

Kaep was a beast before he started dating that ghetto chick and got all woke and lost like 15 pounds

[ohiostate124]

Once again, fuk Ben Johnson.

[Babayagawick85]

Once again, fuk Ben Johnson.

Lold

[Babayagawick85]

Get ready for the Raiders to trade up for the first to get Caleb Williams.

Raiders are about to hire USC offensive coordinator kliff kingsbury

https://www.nfl.com/news/raiders-exp...ve-coordinator

There’s been chatter inside the Raiders they are about to sell the farm to the bears.

Keep eyes open for the big news

[thigoonar]

Get ready for the Raiders to trade up for the first to get Caleb Williams.

Raiders are about to hire USC offensive coordinator kliff kingsbury

https://www.nfl.com/news/raiders-exp...ve-coordinator

There’s been chatter inside the Raiders they are about to sell the farm to the bears.

Keep eyes open for the big news

Would be a dumb ass move from the Bears srs. What they should do is draft Caleb Williams #1, trade Justin Fields for a 2nd round pick, then trade up from #9 to get Marvin Harrison.

[ohiostate124]

Kliff pulled himself from consideration for the raiders gig. Now apparently he is a candidate for the Washington OC spot. Bring Caleb home.

[bezarker]

In just another day at the office, San Francisco 49ers star Nick Bosa casually roasted the Kansas City Chiefs’ offensive line in a press conference on Thursday.

When asked about his impression of Chiefs tackles Jawaan Taylor and Donovan Smith, Bosa simply said, “They hold a lot.”

For added context, the 49ers reporter did note during his question that Taylor led the NFL in penalties, which very well could have primed Bosa’s blunt answer.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2024/02/01/ni...ead-super-bowl