How to get rid of a sex doll (srs)

[mainebrahh]

Long story short I made an impulse purchase during black Friday and dropped $1,500 on a fukin sex doll (Looked realistic as fuk in the pictures).

Week later the package arrives. So heavy that I tweak my back just trying to move it from my porch to closet.

Attempt to use it and the vag is misplaced 4-5 inches too far towards the front of the doll and it has like a 45 inch ass so anal almost impossible as well (see sig, only 6.3")

It's been sitting on the floor of my closet for 3 months with blankets hiding it. I'm ready to get rid of it, only issue is that it is about 140 pounds of awkward dead weight and looks like a human so it's not a simple as just tossing it in the dumpster during the weekly dump run. Also it has a solid metal skeleton and I don't have a cutting torch to break it down into smaller pieces.

Wut do misc? Measlies for legitimate good answers.

[Kev1972]

Roll it up in a carpet and toss it in a swamp. That's how I get rid of similar sized and shaped objects.

[Issobolic28]

Get the $1500 back by renting a hotel room and pimping it out

[HateLiberals]

Ship me it

[dingleberrry]

Get an incel to purchase it

[leoslayer1]

Long story short I made an impulse purchase during black Friday and dropped $1,500 on a fukin sex doll (Looked realistic as fuk in the pictures).

Week later the package arrives. So heavy that I tweak my back just trying to move it from my porch to closet.

Attempt to use it and the vag is misplaced 4-5 inches too far towards the front of the doll and it has like a 45 inch ass so anal almost impossible as well (see sig, only 6.3")

It's been sitting on the floor of my closet for 3 months with blankets hiding it. I'm ready to get rid of it, only issue is that it is about 140 pounds of awkward dead weight and looks like a human so it's not a simple as just tossing it in the dumpster during the weekly dump run. Also it has a solid metal skeleton and I don't have a cutting torch to break it down into smaller pieces.

Wut do misc? Measlies for legitimate good answers.

Keep it. Put clothes on it put it in yout front sear and use it to access the carpool ln

[mrjolly2323]

Send it to Kormo

[Procta]

Goodwill drop off

[RIKTER]

This is why I misc.

[redwine91]

Wtf is the issue, dump it in a bin, who cares if it looks like a human body? Surely anybody concerned will realize oh wait it’s just a sex doll

More of a troll thread since this is common sense but I lol’d so repped

[mainebrahh]

lmao pics?

Give me a bit

[LabattBlueDRY]

if you tweak your back with a doll how the **** you gonna pound out a real women?

beta confirmed

[Nothingburger]

Saw it up and put it in black garbage bags. Also, add some ketchup for the lulz and leave the bag partially open. Conspicuously drag them out to your trash in front of a neighbor while maintaining eye contact.

[leoaa777]

Systematically dismember it and dispose of it in small bags, preferably outside of the city limits taking into consideration daily trash pick up schedules. Just an idea idk

[jstn0127]

lmao pics?

[mainebrahh]

Everyone saying just get rid of it like I would trash, that's not feasible it would be way too heavy to lift high enough, too big to fit completely in a contractor bag to hide it.

Suggestions of cutting it up- It has a thick metal skeleton a normal saw isn't going thru it.

Sell it to incels idea- not a bad idea but would require exchanges of addresses at a minimum, nothxjeff

[mainebrahh]

Fkn lmao. I'm just a normal guy brah (no malodrax).

[stevebec]

Attempt to use it and the vag is misplaced 4-5 inches too far towards the front of the doll

So it was higher than you thought? A misc first.

[Goat_187]

in on 1rd page.

[leoaa777]

Fkn lmao. I'm just a normal guy brah (no malodrax).

Normal guy…..buys 1500 sex doll.

[mainebrahh]

Normal guy…..buys 1500 sex doll.

I usually lose that much in a night out at the casino. Not a big deal

[mainebrahh]

lmao pics?

[RICHSTRONG]

$350 without even seeing the pics brah. I don't care if the pucy is 'too forward' than I thought. I grew up thinkin it was always 'lower than i thought' anyways. Pls respond

Edit: Ohhhhhh sheeeiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!

[leoaa777]

I usually lose that much in a night out at the casino. Not a big deal

Yes, the money is the issue here, not the 140 lbs sex doll in your house ..lmfao

[mainebrahh]

$350 without even seeing the pics brah. I don't care if the pucy is 'too forward' than I thought. I grew up thinkin it was always 'lower than i thought' anyways. Pls respond

Fkn wizard

[dingleberrry]

WHAT the actual FUK LMAO!

[KINGFABIAN]

Throw it into the crater of the Mauna Loa volcano in Hawaii as a sacrifice for the misc.

[RICHSTRONG]

WHAT the actual FUK LMAO!

Had to shut my office doors...i swear im dying here...fln

[Uhyeahokay]

Oh lawdy, Op delivered.

[leoaa777]

Oh shot; we need a misc hat right now. OP pls respawn