Do the following…
Driving:
Go slow in the passing lane.
Speed up in the passing lane when others go around you.
Pull out in front and drive slow.
Slow down when light turns yellow.
Shopping:
Leave your cart in the middle of the aisle.
Talk on your phone when checking out.
Had a thousand coupons and don’t tell the person behind you.
Asking for a manager like it’s the cool thing to do and giving them advice.
Dining out:
Talking loud.
Asking questions that are answered by the menu.
Being rude to the waiter/waitress especially if they are trying.
Just to start.
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02-15-2023, 07:04 AM #1
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FL and NC crew. Lol @ living in PA. Just LOL.
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02-15-2023, 07:06 AM #2
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02-15-2023, 08:26 AM #8
Driving:
The idiots that HAVE to pass you on the left lane to get in front of you before the intersection and then turn right, making you almost stop even though there was no one behind you.
The idiots that keep turning left after the arrow turns red, blocking the people the direction from going on their green.
^bonus points if turning into stopped traffic and get stuck completely blocking traffic .2 time survivor of The Great Misc Outages of 2022
Survivor of PHP/API Outage of Feb 2023
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02-15-2023, 08:26 AM #9
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02-15-2023, 08:41 AM #12
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02-15-2023, 08:50 AM #13
Ask questions about products while in the front of a long line in the grocery store. Especially if they are stupid questions with the answers on the label.
I've been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other. So, I thought I could only see patches of reality, never the whole picture. I felt like I was watching a dream I could never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was over.
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02-15-2023, 08:53 AM #14
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02-15-2023, 09:04 AM #16
When the first car at a stop light is an entire car length behind the line at the light. The light is a long enough wait and the sensors aren't kicking in because it doesn't know a car is there. Then its another 5 seconds before douchebag reacts to the green and has put the phone down and step on the gas. Pull up to the line Azzhole.
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02-15-2023, 09:08 AM #17
Left lane is for passing, regardless of how fast everyone is going. Speed limit & how fast the other cars are going relative to that speed limit are irrelevant. Use the left lane to pass, then move back over once it's safe to do so.
Left lane cruisers are quite possibly my biggest pet peeve. "I drive in da lef one"..no matter what. They'll come off the ramp and go straight to the left lane regardless of the traffic situation. They will sit in that lane until they reach their next destination. Sure sign of a low IQ
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02-15-2023, 09:08 AM #18
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02-15-2023, 09:16 AM #21
Driving 20 MPH in a school zone when the sign says "20 MPH when lights are flashing". The lights are not flashing and the speed limit is 30 MPH.
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02-15-2023, 09:16 AM #22
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02-15-2023, 09:17 AM #23
When you are in the left lane going 20km/hr over the limit already and but it's STILL not fast enough for the ****g0rt behind you who's car is in your back seat. Or when they pass you in the right lane.
****g00rts who are behind you and speed passed you and go in front of you. Congrats idiot, you got to the next red light 2 seconds faster than me, wasted more gas, wasted break pads, and now will wait the same amount of time for the green.
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02-15-2023, 09:18 AM #24
Read your OP and immediately heard 'lazy bones' in my mind.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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02-15-2023, 09:20 AM #25
People who walk at a mind numbingly slow pace in public congestion areas and then act like they are seeing a ghost when someone walks around them. Usually fat old women with short hair.
If you choose to grab the dumbells, take a half step back and do shrugs/cuels/whatever 1 ft from the rack/mirror, which stops anyone from putting their chit away until you are done. Bonus points for grounding the dumbells at the base of the rack instead of putting them back in between sets. Always a bloat lord doing 100lb shrugs with made up form that turns it into a weird grip excercise instead of a trap movement. ANything to use the heaviest dumbells. Never seen using heavy barbells with decent form.
People who super set using the squat rack when its busy.
People who smoke, because if you smoke you litter. 100% of the time, never once met a ciggie who didnt throw it on the ground. Watch them in traffic if you dont believe me.
People who make up lists of things that piss them off when they should be working, wait wut?**Florida Crew**
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02-15-2023, 09:20 AM #26
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02-15-2023, 09:23 AM #27
Sometimes when it's a right on red possibility, I'm just not paying attention. And if some phgt behind me honks his horn, I'll make sure to wait for the light to change and take the slowest right turn of my life and then just coast up the lane looking to my left to see if he wants to engage in a stare down as he passes me.
Lol I guess we both douchebags in that situation.No Shampoo crew
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02-15-2023, 09:24 AM #28*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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02-15-2023, 09:25 AM #29
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