What world record are you closest to breaking?

[HayZues Christi]

For example, the record for holding your breath is 24 minutes 37 seconds.

I'm nowhere near that one.


I'm probably closest to fast baseball pitch. Record is 105. My best 93.5.

[Basedhumanwaste]

You've probably already got the world's biggest cuck WR in the bag

[DrFeeIGood]

You've probably already got the world's biggest cuck WR in the bag

This LMFAO

[rentfreein]

I have a world record. Lowest score on a par 3. 1

[HayZues Christi]

I have a world record. Lowest score on a par 3. 1

Oh chit!

Me too. Srs.

[H00J]

Fastest jack off speed

[steeler505]

Number of miscers crucified for having gfs/wives "with experience"

[headturner1]

You can’t throw a baseball that hard you frauding ****göt

[notbadnotbrad]

I beat the 100m sprint world record last summer at a local track

Got 9.57 seconds

I’m not in it for the fame or money though so no one besides the misc will ever know about this

[GaryRidgway]

I beat the guinness record score in the helicopter game when I was in highschool. The one where you click and hold the mouse to make it go up or down. I'm sure there's plenty of people who have done more but it's not recognized.

[viccruise420]

Ive got 5th place on a popular local running segment and KOM on another less popular on strava....

[HayZues Christi]

You can’t throw a baseball that hard you frauding ****göt

Honestly not anymore, I'm old and multiple shoulder surgeries in. So maybe a misleading answer. Can still hit upper 80s though.

[CondorChang]

Fastest Washing of Tyrone's Feet by a Father and Son Combo definitely belongs to you and your cucklette son, OP lol!!!

[HayZues Christi]

Fastest Washing of Tyrone's Feet by a Father and Son Combo definitely belongs to you and your cucklette son, OP lol!!!

What a strange projection. Srs.


Get help. Srs.

[ConTroLFreaKK]

Holding your breath for 24 minutes? how the foook is that even near possible post sauce brah

[RIKTER]

Im closing in on Wilt Chamberlin's record...

[Isabolic94]

strict curl in my weight class (srs)

[TBO1313]

You can’t throw a baseball that hard you frauding ****göt

The town where I lived during high school had a population of like 7k people and I know multiple guys who could throw low 90s. It's not really that unbelievable

The record I'd be closest to breaking would probably be some sort of sprinting record. I ran a 4.6 in the 40 and could do a sub 27 second basketball court suicide

[HayZues Christi]

Bump

[proudmanlet]

hehe

[Basedhumanwaste]

hehe

This is the biggest thread bump imaginable

[anonkunbrah]

Fastest time to coom

[MustardTiger17]

I'd be shocked if you can throw faster than 75. (Ded srs)

[samsbolton]

i have the record for calling out golf frauds on the misc

[Skirrel]

Double-spin mid air fap during lunar eclipse

[batmanman]

I had the world record for pogosticking when I was 10, I did over 4000 back in the year 2000

Had a friend in high school who had the world record for world's longest nipple hair

Also I think I can skeet further than anyone in the world

[CondorChang]

Well since OP bumped his own retarded thread, I guess we can add this to his list of world records as well:

Most Imaginary Black Friends To Play Basketball With

Raised By the Most Amount of Females Growing Up

The Whitest Khazar Edomite Larping As A Hebrew

Fattest Fatcept On A Wife

Most Amount of Pictures Of His Son Posted Online To Win Internet Argument

LMAO

[skinnyntall]

You've probably already got the world's biggest cuck WR in the bag

Lmao. /thread

[CondorChang]

You've probably already got the world's biggest cuck WR in the bag

The only person in this world capable of snatching that record off HeyJews is his son.

It's literally in his DNA.

lol!!!

[turk75]

You've probably already got the world's biggest cuck WR in the bag

Straight ethered right out the get go, lol