Ask a guy who banged a hooker anything (srs) (dun goofd?)

[misheru]

Title.

The girl was nice enough and cute, honestly wish the best for her, but honestly the bang wasn’t worth it. No better than my girl and now I’m freaking out about having caught something.

I know risk of getting HIV is almost none for dudes banging with a condom but worried about lesser chit like gonnorrea chlam etc. or herpes. Biggest good was eating the clam lol

Dun goofd up boys if I caught something I can’t bring myself to ever bang my lady again.

Yes scumbag, I accept it.

[nothingshocking]

Inb4 you give your gf herpes

[MiscGranny]

Miscers say it doesn’t count if you pay for it, therefore you haven’t cheated. Tell your girl she gave you whatever you catch and call it a day. You’ll be fine tho, it’s just paranoïa.

[misheru]

Miscers say it doesn’t count if you pay for it, therefore you haven’t cheated. Tell your girl she gave you whatever you catch and call it a day. You’ll be fine tho, it’s just paranoïa.

Funnily enough most Japanese girls have this mentality when it comes to banging sex workers in japan, because it’s not emotional so not really cheating. Still wouldn’t tell my wife but she’s stated that very mentality before, of course regarding other people.

[MiscGranny]

Funnily enough most Japanese girls have this mentality when it comes to banging sex workers in japan, because it’s not emotional so not really cheating.

Sounds like japanese women are smarter and more in tune with their nature than the corrupted and liberated western women lmao (very srs). I was, however, kidding about blaming it on her if you do catch something. You should be upfront if you do, but you most likely are fine so get tested and just be wiser next time.

[misheru]

Sounds like japanese women are smarter and more in tune with their nature than the corrupted and liberated western women lmao (very srs). I was, however, kidding about blaming it on her if you do catch something. You should be upfront if you do, but you most likely are fine so get tested and just be wiser next time.

I wouldn’t blame her that’s stupid she’s only banged me. I’d just abstain and blame marital cooling

[Jasonw1178]

Hear me out. Do onto other as you would want them to do onto you. Put the shoe on the other foot. If your GF got horny one night when you weren't around and hired a dude to fuk her, no emotions, he wears a condom, he just smashes and leaves, would you be mad? I will say it is different than if you met some girl and really liked her.

[misheru]

Hear me out. Do onto other as you would want them to do onto you. Put the shoe on the other foot. If your GF got horny one night when you weren't around and hired a dude to fuk her, no emotions, he wears a condom, he just smashes and leaves, would you be mad? I will say it is different than if you met some girl and really liked her.

I’d say no but who knows

[miscallday12]

da fuk is up with miscers banging hookers these days. You ****gits are disgusting srs.

[misheru]

da fuk is up with miscers banging hookers these days. You ****gits are disgusting srs.

Well are you going to fuk me *******?

[WoofieNugget]

Lmao at wishing the best to a hooker.

And Jesus, pics already.

[misheru]

Lmao at wishing the best to a hooker.

And Jesus, pics already.

Quickest way to get thrown in a ditch by a bunch of yaks is to take a photo in one of these places

[misheru]

Bumps

[Cite]

You're a degen. You have a girl and went out your way to pay hundreds of dollars just to eat out some prostitute. Pathetic

[misheru]

You're a degen. You have a girl and went out your way to pay hundreds of dollars just to eat out some prostitute. Pathetic

To be fair with exchange rate it was like 100

Low for the states but not too low here. Also my wife doesn’t do much of that anymore and especially not something other than a quick missionary

[whogotmuhbeers]

Miscers say it doesn’t count if you pay for it, therefore you haven’t cheated. Tell your girl she gave you whatever you catch and call it a day. You’ll be fine tho, it’s just paranoïa.

Repped for best/most helpful response.

[HarryfromCali]

Imagine wishing the best for a hooker, sounds like you've got an emotional bond ffs... absolutely ****ing pathetic to have a gf and pay to have sex with a complete stranger... either you're a ******* or have zero game and couldn't pick up a chick on your own.

[Redfish225]

da fuk is up with miscers banging hookers these days. You ****gits are disgusting srs.

This^^^

Would rather hit my dick with a hammer

[DKM89]

Hear me out. Do onto other as you would want them to do onto you. Put the shoe on the other foot. If your GF got horny one night when you weren't around and hired a dude to fuk her, no emotions, he wears a condom, he just smashes and leaves, would you be mad? I will say it is different than if you met some girl and really liked her.

Flawed comparison. Men and women are not the same. For starters the act of penetration matters, there is a significant difference between the penetrator and the one getting penetrated. More importantly however, men and women differ greatly in sexual urges. For a woman, emotions are a big part of their sexuality. Very rarely will you find a woman who just wants to bang and not have any feelings involved. A woman cheating almost always involves a level of emotional cheating, not just physical. For a man, the urge is almost always physical. (Unless they are getting into an affair, then its combined with emotional)

[kimm4]

This^^^

Would rather hit my dick with a hammer

Let's hope when his woman finds out she doesn't hit his dick with a hammer...

[Redfish225]

Let's hope when his woman finds out she doesn't hit his dick with a hammer...

lmao!!

[rentfreein]

You first said a gf, and now you said a wife? Frauding?

[Ratfish]

wood never pay for sex but legit mirin the degeneracy of cheating on your gal with a hooker fkn lmao

imagine how worthless your gal must be for you to do that

brutal

u should smash her before showering to show dominance

edit: jfl @ wishing her the best

[AlBHappy]

Going down on a hooker. Savage.

[TommyRO]

Didn't read you banged a hooker L

[misheru]

Imagine wishing the best for a hooker, sounds like you've got an emotional bond ffs... absolutely ****ing pathetic to have a gf and pay to have sex with a complete stranger... either you're a ******* or have zero game and couldn't pick up a chick on your own.

Just because some chick bangs for money doesn’t make her less than anyone else you’d wish the best for. I wish my barber the best too.

Also that thinking makes 0 sense so if a dude bangs he’s a *******? And what do you mean game the point was a bang not a relationship.