Are You A Gym Idiot?

[Casali]

If you go to the gym on monday with the intention of training chest, you are a gym idiot.

[JKooley]

If you go to the gym on monday with the intention of training chest, you are a gym idiot.

You don't like battling 50 other dudes for a bench?!?!

[Casali]

You don't like battling 50 other dudes for a bench?!?!

Nope!!! I only train chest on Tuesday Wednesday, thursday, and friday. Biceps and isolated forearm exercises the rest of the week, not to mention jerking off everyday. Oh and 2000 situps after every workout. HAHA

[JKooley]

Nope!!! I only train chest on Tuesday Wednesday, thursday, and friday. Biceps and isolated forearm exercises the rest of the week, not to mention jerking off everyday. Oh and 2000 situps after every workout. HAHA

You know how many people you're gonna have doing that training split. Gotta be more careful with your comments when you have a body like that! The jerking off thing was a given... Didn't even catch that on the first read through.

[Johnnyfalcon731]

If you wear jeans during your workout..

[Johnnyfalcon731]

there was some mainland chinese kid in the gym tonight using the dip machine. after his set i asked to work in with him and he told me he was still using it for another 5 mins. he obviously didnt understand what i was saying about sharing it, after i told him what i wanted another two times and he repeated that he was using it, i pulled him off it and used it, after which he walked off.

^^😆😆 had a kid with both the 45 and 40 lb DBS .. Said he was using both.. At the same time..

[edge131]

If you wear jeans during your workout..

agreed...

[pHUiii]

People who Squat like 5cms down and up , it's seriously like a knee bend.

[TheJediBrah]

holy shiet i remember this thread from when i was a kid!

And still here!

wow

If you go to the gym on monday with the intention of training chest, you are a gym idiot.

But every so often Chest day falls on a Monday . . . what then?

[Efilon]

If you wear jeans during your workout..

Then what?
I forgot my training pants once, hell I'm not going to use that as an excuse to go home. I came to the gym, I'm gonna work out.
Squats in jeans. I don't see the problem, as long as they're stretchy.

[connorox]

Your a gym idiot if you curl a barbell with one hand

[edge131]

you're an idiot if you do pulls up with your dick!...or are you pro?

[Jaxxs]

LoL

[risingphoenix73]

gym idiot checking in

[MattyRange]

You are a gym idiot if you talk about working out MORE than working out

You are a gym idiot if you workout and make unnecessary yells across the whole gym

You are a gym idiot if you talk on your cell phone while ppl are working out

You are a gym idiot if you workout for like 20 minutes thinking you killed it and leave lol

You are a gym idiot if you go to the gym and workout like 5 body parts lol

You are a gym idiot if you go to the gym, workout and after you leave you smoke a cigarette, and go eat fast food lol

You are gym idiot if you workout in like SHORT-shorts lol

OH and the worst one,. you are a gym idiot if you go to the gym and talk about working out , fighting , muscles , blah blah and you are a skinny mother*ker, the worst

[MattyRange]

Yea so i think i won lol

[connorox]

Your a major gym idiot if your the trainer who is in the worst shape out of everyone at the gym

[edge131]

Your a major gym idiot if your the trainer who is in the worst shape out of everyone at the gym

actually there is this trainer at my gym... he must be around 40years old, has what seems to be a beer belly and i never actully see him training people... he's not a manager or anything hes an actual trainer... maby he has the qualifications but has grown too old himself to work out... idk

[connorox]

actually there is this trainer at my gym... he must be around 40years old, has what seems to be a beer belly and i never actully see him training people... he's not a manager or anything hes an actual trainer... maby he has the qualifications but has grown too old himself to work out... idk

Sounds like the one at my gym, not to be mean but he has the worst form on lifts and instead of going nice and slow to get a good contraction he goes as fast as possible i just shake my head and laugh in my mind haha and when he is training people he has these really goofy exercises and it just doesn't make any sense

[Oggie22]

You are a gym idiot if you go to the gym and workout like 5 body parts lol

I'll have to disagree with this one. Dat dere full-body routines, brah.

[aaron2686]

Yesterday, I saw a guy doing squats and deadlifts in house slippers.

[pduke1]

Yesterday, I saw a guy doing squats and deadlifts in house slippers.

Better than shoes. I do them barefoot.

[edge131]

Better than shoes. I do them barefoot.

would not do that in my gym... the floors are not the cleanest...

[edge131]

Sounds like the one at my gym, not to be mean but he has the worst form on lifts and instead of going nice and slow to get a good contraction he goes as fast as possible i just shake my head and laugh in my mind haha and when he is training people he has these really goofy exercises and it just doesn't make any sense

i don't understand why gyms still hire 'trainers' like these... they are meant to be experts so they can help you progress not cause you injuries!

[YellowMamba91]

I figured I'd throw a few things I've seen among others that made me laugh a little.

1. Bunch of guys doing curls and only curls while wearing dress shirts Friday evenings... probably 130-150 soaking wet, good luck getting laid sirs.

2. Guy who wears a belt, gloves, hoodie up, music blaring through headphones while yelling and maxing out 155 on the bench.

I'm probably a gym idiot myself though, I just refuse to admit it.

/First post

[davidphillips33]

I'll have to disagree with this one. Dat dere full-body routines, brah.

yup

[aaaaaaaaaachooo]

i don't understand why gyms still hire 'trainers' like these... they are meant to be experts so they can help you progress not cause you injuries!

Repped. "Trainers" at my gym suck too

[edge131]

I figured I'd throw a few things I've seen among others that made me laugh a little.

1. Bunch of guys doing curls and only curls while wearing dress shirts Friday evenings... probably 130-150 soaking wet, good luck getting laid sirs.

2. Guy who wears a belt, gloves, hoodie up, music blaring through headphones while yelling and maxing out 155 on the bench.

I'm probably a gym idiot myself though, I just refuse to admit it.

/First post

the guys at no.1... they just go to the gym to get the pump on their arms to look sexy for ze ladies hehehe

[YellowMamba91]

Got a MASSIVE pump on the 10 inch arms

[scullin]

Good one.

If you find you own old username from 10 years ago on the first page of a 10 year old thread and rep it....