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    Threesome I had went horribly wrong

    I'm out at the bar last night with the boys having an easy going night with some laughs. None of us were even really trying to hook up with people this particular evening. I'm over at the bar trying to get a drink and this couple approaches me while I'm waiting. We chat for a bit, long story short, they eventually proposition me for a threesome with them. At this point I'm skeptical and normally I wouldn't even consider it because I'm not really a threesome type of person. But the girl is really short and cute and exactly my type. I'm still worried though. What if this is some scam to assault and rob me and leave me half dead? I ask some more questions trying to gauge this situation before deciding anything. As we talk more, I feel like this is legit and finally agree to do this thing.

    The three of us go back to their apartment. The girl gets us all some drinks and the party continues there for a bit before things begin to escalate with some light touching and rubbing from the girl. Soon we're both kissing her. Not at the same time, but alternating between us. The clothes start to come off and eventually everyone is naked. We're all sitting on the couch now, the girl is between us. I'm ignoring the other dude as much as possible but it's clear without even paying attention I have a better physique than him, so I'm feeling pretty good right now. The girl starts jerking both of us off at the same time in each of her hands while kissing back and forth. After a few minutes of this I'm rock hard.

    She stops jerking him off and and gets on top of me, but does not put my cock inside her. She's solely focused on me now, making out, rubbing my chest while I'm grabbing her ass. This is going great I'm thinking. I'm figuring we're getting close to f*cking as this continues, but she stops and gets off. Ok. I assume she's maybe going to blow me first. She continues to kiss me and rub my chest so my head is turned toward her and away from the other guy. All of my concentration is on her.

    Suddenly I feel something on my cock. It's a hand. Ok I'm getting jerked off again. Wait her hands are rubbing my chest. Without looking down or turning my attention away I realize what's happening. The guy is jerking me off. At this point I have no idea what to do. I have this really cute girl's tongue down my throat and pressing herself up against me.... all while another man is jerking me off. If I had any sense I should have stopped everything right here, but regretfully I did not.

    The guy jerking me off doesn't last long, at least I don't think. I'm trying to put all of my focus on sucking the girls tits as much as possible instead and soon I feel his hand move away. Thank God! It's over! How wrong I am. This relief only lasts a short moment unfortunately. What I feel next is something different. It's not a hand. Oh. My. God. It's a mouth. There's another guy blowing me. Even though I know exactly what's happening out of sheer terror I do not dare look down to see what I know is happening right now. What. The. F*ck. Things are seriously getting out of control. The girl is kind of on halfway top of me though so everything is somewhat of a blur and there's really no break in the action to put an end to this. It's all happening very quickly.

    After what felt like hours, but was probably closer to like 5 minutes, the guy stops blowing me. The girl grabs one of my hands and guides me down to finger her. Alright, maybe I can still salvage this. This guy has stopped blowing me and I'm finger blasting this bitch. Things are looking up and I'm sure I'll be f*cking her soon. I can still come out on top of this thing. I'm starting to feel less tense and a little bit better. And I'm finally starting to get back into a bit and enjoy myself.

    Then there's a new feeling. One that is not a hand and it is not a mouth. I'm in an ass! I'm in a MAN'S ass! With horror I finally break away from the girl and turn my attention toward the guy to see what I know will haunt me for the rest of my life. The guy has grabbed my penis and guided it into his ass hole while I was working on the girl. He's slowly moving up and down. With my attention finally off of her I can now hear him as he moans with great pleasure, his cock rock hard as he's penetrated with my cock. What happens next I can't explain. I'm about to push everyone off of me and get the f*ck out of this place. Maybe the girl senses this. I really don't know. Whatever the case she grabs my head and turns it back toward her and starts talking about how she's going to f*ck me even better next and all of this other sh*t. My head is spinning and I completely lose track of how long this next round of.... contact?!?!.... goes for but what I can tell you is how it ends. At one point with him sliding up and down me, his hands bracing himself on my thighs, he clenches his butt hole super tight in response to which I completely explode in his ass. Yes, I came in a man's ass.

    By now sweat and bodily fluids are everywhere. He gets up off my cock and my cum spills out of him back on to me. The girl gets up too saying that next time I'll have to do her (or something... the details are kind of foggy at this point). Everyone starts cleaning up and as things are settling clarity is beginning to enter my mind once again. It dawns on me what has happened here. I f*cked another man. But more than that. I think I was tricked into f*cking another man. The more time I've had to think about this the more I'm drawing this conclusion that this wasn't a couple at all. It was a gay guy out with his girlfriend who swindled a straight guy he thought was attractive into having sex with him. I was basically raped.
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    Cliffs: OP had gay sex and now is confused because he didn't know he likes men.
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    Cliffs: OP had gay sex and now is confused because he didn't know he likes men.
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    someone please condense this sht to like 10 words or less
    OP went home with guy and girl, peppered guy's angus
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    This almost got me, then I remembered we were on the misc. For the true story, swap OP and the other guy.

    Cliffs: OP went on a threesome, got super horny, jerked a guy off, blew him, and milked his cock with his anoos
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    I'm out at the bar last night with the boys having an easy going night with some laughs. None of us were even really trying to hook up with people this particular evening. I'm over at the bar trying to get a drink and this couple approaches me while I'm waiting. We chat for a bit, long story short, they eventually proposition me for a threesome with them. At this point I'm skeptical and normally I wouldn't even consider it because I'm not really a threesome type of person. But the girl is really short and cute and exactly my type. I'm still worried though. What if this is some scam to assault and rob me and leave me half dead? I ask some more questions trying to gauge this situation before deciding anything. As we talk more, I feel like this is legit and finally agree to do this thing.

    The three of us go back to their apartment. The girl gets us all some drinks and the party continues there for a bit before things begin to escalate with some light touching and rubbing from the girl. Soon we're both kissing her. Not at the same time, but alternating between us. The clothes start to come off and eventually everyone is naked. We're all sitting on the couch now, the girl is between us. I'm ignoring the other dude as much as possible but it's clear without even paying attention I have a better physique than him, so I'm feeling pretty good right now. The girl starts jerking both of us off at the same time in each of her hands while kissing back and forth. After a few minutes of this I'm rock hard.

    She stops jerking him off and and gets on top of me, but does not put my cock inside her. She's solely focused on me now, making out, rubbing my chest while I'm grabbing her ass. This is going great I'm thinking. I'm figuring we're getting close to f*cking as this continues, but she stops and gets off. Ok. I assume she's maybe going to blow me first. She continues to kiss me and rub my chest so my head is turned toward her and away from the other guy. All of my concentration is on her.

    Suddenly I feel something on my cock. It's a hand. Ok I'm getting jerked off again. Wait her hands are rubbing my chest. Without looking down or turning my attention away I realize what's happening. The guy is jerking me off. At this point I have no idea what to do. I have this really cute girl's tongue down my throat and pressing herself up against me.... all while another man is jerking me off. If I had any sense I should have stopped everything right here, but regretfully I did not.

    The guy jerking me off doesn't last long, at least I don't think. I'm trying to put all of my focus on sucking the girls tits as much as possible instead and soon I feel his hand move away. Thank God! It's over! How wrong I am. This relief only lasts a short moment unfortunately. What I feel next is something different. It's not a hand. Oh. My. God. It's a mouth. There's another guy blowing me. Even though I know exactly what's happening out of sheer terror I do not dare look down to see what I know is happening right now. What. The. F*ck. Things are seriously getting out of control. The girl is kind of on halfway top of me though so everything is somewhat of a blur and there's really no break in the action to put an end to this. It's all happening very quickly.

    After what felt like hours, but was probably closer to like 5 minutes, the guy stops blowing me. The girl grabs one of my hands and guides me down to finger her. Alright, maybe I can still salvage this. This guy has stopped blowing me and I'm finger blasting this bitch. Things are looking up and I'm sure I'll be f*cking her soon. I can still come out on top of this thing. I'm starting to feel less tense and a little bit better. And I'm finally starting to get back into a bit and enjoy myself.

    Then there's a new feeling. One that is not a hand and it is not a mouth. I'm in an ass! I'm in a MAN'S ass! With horror I finally break away from the girl and turn my attention toward the guy to see what I know will haunt me for the rest of my life. The guy has grabbed my penis and guided it into his ass hole while I was working on the girl. He's slowly moving up and down. With my attention finally off of her I can now hear him as he moans with great pleasure, his cock rock hard as he's penetrated with my cock. What happens next I can't explain. I'm about to push everyone off of me and get the f*ck out of this place. Maybe the girl senses this. I really don't know. Whatever the case she grabs my head and turns it back toward her and starts talking about how she's going to f*ck me even better next and all of this other sh*t. My head is spinning and I completely lose track of how long this next round of.... contact?!?!.... goes for but what I can tell you is how it ends. At one point with him sliding up and down me, his hands bracing himself on my thighs, he clenches his butt hole super tight in response to which I completely explode in his ass. Yes, I came in a man's ass.

    By now sweat and bodily fluids are everywhere. He gets up off my cock and my cum spills out of him back on to me. The girl gets up too saying that next time I'll have to do her (or something... the details are kind of foggy at this point). Everyone starts cleaning up and as things are settling clarity is beginning to enter my mind once again. It dawns on me what has happened here. I f*cked another man. But more than that. I think I was tricked into f*cking another man. The more time I've had to think about this the more I'm drawing this conclusion that this wasn't a couple at all. It was a gay guy out with his girlfriend who swindled a straight guy he thought was attractive into having sex with him. I was basically raped.
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    90 % of misc will read it now
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