You get to choose your pilot crew for a flight across the country. Which you choose?

[GMiscer]

A)



B)




C)



D)

[BendinSteel]

Absolutely not C

[ElectronicsBrah]

[Dontoewsmebro]

Absolutely not C

Why?

[DDSF1]

There is only correct answer. Everyone knows it. Even the "pilots" in the other three choices deep down know the answer.

[Antoine99]

B or D

[Ying2012]

Lol at not picking D, why would you wanna sit with some boomer on a plane? Nty rather have some entertainment.

Also planes fly themselves now for the most part

[Godfrd824]

Clearly the white guys, they're significantly older that everyone else, which usually means more experience.

[coast2coastam]

A or C

[CuttyUnderleaf]

What’s the joke? Are they all dead and these are pix from their last flight or something?

[BraddlesMcGee]

D is probably an African airline, which aren't famous for their safety records.

[Vhagar]

Lol at not picking D, why would you wanna sit with some boomer on a plane? Nty rather have some entertainment.

Also planes fly themselves now for the most part

You ride in the cockpits in Australia?

[The_Zodiac]

[KathleenRyan]

B, I don't want to die lol.

[bfdehewdbyywhn]

A if theyd sit on my face while they fly the plane

[dbs25]

Would pick B, but would also rather die than be cramped in an airline EMB 145 going cross country. So I guess by default D.

[cam1987]

Picked B. I don't trust women to drive a car, why would I trust one to fly a plane which is 100x more complicated.

Also, D probably stole the plane.

[Olympia2018]

We need more diversity and hired solely on skin color!! I’d choose the BLACK MEN!!! How gives a damn about experience??? I think we should hire only blacks from the streets to fly planes now!!!

[AK1615]

Im picking the soul plane

[GMiscer]

bump

[smashedurgfx10]

Obviously B

[MajorTendonitis]

Males of course . Sloots can do everything a man can , right up until there’s a crisis situation, and then they fall apart .
Sloot pilot , no thanks Geoff

B before D , because the copilot in D looks like a twink , and everyone knows twinks are mentally ill and unstable.
Probably try to lock the door as soon as the pilot leaves the cockpit and crash the plane because his recent boyfriend ditched him

[Ken-O]

If those two white supremacists are still piloting a plane in 2022 clown world, then that means they must be pretty damn good and have basically a flawless background. So obviously B

[JayJ350]

Going with B or D. A or C look like diversity hires, bet they will panic and crash the plane in any real emergency.

[Skeptical_Hippo]

If my pilot doesnt look like Sully then I'm not interested

[jimbob007]

[Trillical]

If you chose A or C, your guaranteed to crash before making it to your destination.

Know sloots in 2022, one of these hoes might want to snap a pic of their ass or something while flying, next to you know the plane is going down.

[JayJ350]

If you chose A or C, your guaranteed to crash before making it to your destination.

Know sloots in 2022, one of these hoes might want to snap a pic of their ass or something while flying, next to you know the plane is going down.

Your plane is going down while the pilots are trying to film themselves ass clapping for TikTok

[_zman]

B or D

B or D

[ThatGuy950]

B or D, doesn’t matter which of those two