Ask a brah who's getting limb lengthening surgery anything

**smashedurgfx10** · 10-07-2021, 12:29 AM

Mental illness srs

But you're also 5'6 so

Lol

Also, lmao af claiming no issues with women

You do realise women actively avoid dating guys under 6'0 right?

I have mad respect for mallets who just own it. But lengthening your limbs is just Lol

Srs

**LexBrah** · 10-07-2021, 12:30 AM

I knew guys in the gym that took HGH and grew like 3 inches. Wouldn't that be safer and a chit ton cheaper?

edit:I dont agree with this btw. If it goes wrong you're gonna be like 3ft 6 in a wheelchair bro.

**miscbro333** · 10-07-2021, 12:53 AM

Originally Posted by LexBrah

I knew guys in the gym that took HGH and grew like 3 inches. Wouldn't that be safer and a chit ton cheaper?

edit:I dont agree with this btw. If it goes wrong you're gonna be like 3ft 6 in a wheelchair bro.

yeah i was going to post this, also know HGH bro's that have grown after 21.

Some developed that cave man pacquiao look though

**DoragonKingu** · 10-07-2021, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by miscbro333

yeah i was going to post this, also know HGH bro's that have grown after 21.

Some developed that cave man pacquiao look though

There was a Manlet in my high school that did this same thing now he's 6'6

**Kabamaro** · 10-07-2021, 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by miscbro333

yeah i was going to post this, also know HGH bro's that have grown after 21.

Some developed that cave man pacquiao look though

It doesn't work that late for everyone, it only works if your growth plates are not fused so only late bloomers would grow after 21

**dizzin9** · 10-07-2021, 01:04 AM

Imagine going for a squat PR post surgery…

**Jayzuz** · 10-07-2021, 01:09 AM

Going to look ridiculous. You’ll still have the manlet frame just with longer brittle af legs.

Also you’ll still be <6ft and a manlet.

**phaginator** · 10-07-2021, 01:13 AM

This is what misc does to the mind for some.

Edit: serious advice, just get those shoe lifts, you will get to 5'9 with those easily. And you'll be average and taller than most women.

**Schnitzl** · 10-07-2021, 01:23 AM

Funny that this thread popped up just now, I'm thinking of doing the same. Gonna go from 6'6 to 6'11 so that should be enough for the next 20 years as people are getting fooken tall and catching up to me.

**ftbwtb** · 10-07-2021, 01:47 AM

being a manlet ain't that bad. Especially if you succeed. Gotta birth that inner confidence that people can smell. Something unique about manlet's with confidence, taller brahs are expected to be confident so it isn't even special.

brb canelo at 5'8 smashing 6'4 lanklets
brb formula 1 drivers are manlets
brb Putin
brb longer life span
brb height actually doesn't matter unless you're trying to be a runway model
brb shallow sloots that date 6ft+ only aren't the type of women that are worth dating
brb manlets can withstand G force better than lanklets, makes for better fighter jet pilots

Brah it's easier to change your mentality than risk your physical health, we only have one life. Imagine not being able to do any sports, chronic pain, disproportion... also dink will look smaller LOL.

**wooosh3** · 10-07-2021, 01:59 AM

op in a few years

**tricepertops** · 10-07-2021, 02:42 AM

Mirin your dedication, but still scared for you

**ftreironmik3** · 10-07-2021, 03:27 AM

Originally Posted by wooosh3

op in a few years

dat dere negroplasty

**TomWanks** · 10-07-2021, 03:51 AM

LMAO holy phuck that people actually do this.

Imagine being so insecure that you're gonna go go gadget legs on these sloots.

**stayhomeneet** · 10-07-2021, 04:11 AM

Brah

Spend the money on therapy instead of some surgery that's realistically not going to be ready for 100 years yet.

This just ain't it, don't do it man, don't do it.

**WoofieNugget** · 10-07-2021, 04:56 AM

40k could be a decent escort once a week for a year and a half if you're worried about getting laid. Which is about half the length of time you'd be crippled in pain from the surgery. I know how I'd choose to spend 40k.

**MBisonSon** · 10-07-2021, 04:58 AM

Probably a better option would be hardcore take no prisoners level coping.

There's a guy who only posts on sports misc and video game section named OhioState 124, you should talk to him OP.

He deals with his height and "size" (if you know what I mean) challenges by playing video games and an addiction to midget porn.

**JUGGERNAUT1333** · 10-07-2021, 05:00 AM

Going on the record here to say this is an awful idea OP. I never knew this existed until some miscer posted about it awhile back. Your bones are not meant to be lengthened. This could be a decision that can do much more harm than good.

Stay safe, srs.....

**CodyZellery** · 10-07-2021, 05:03 AM

I understand your decision OP. Going from turbomanlet to manlet will change your life.

**bigdownunder** · 10-07-2021, 05:10 AM

OP is gonna go through 12 months of agony, then hop on tinder and get rejected by some 6/10 sloot because he’s still under 6’.

Keep us posted. I’m interested to see how this goes.

**WoofieNugget** · 10-07-2021, 05:24 AM

Originally Posted by bigdownunder

OP is gonna go through 12 months of agony, then hop on tinder and get rejected by some 6/10 sloot because he’s still under 6’.

Keep us posted. I’m interested to see how this goes.

It's longer than that. They do the femurs and THEN the tibias in order to give you an actual five inches. Which is supposed to be the max possible. So think two years of major pain plus god knows how many possible complications.

I think OP has serious mental health issues if he's actually considering this.

**STLbuilder** · 10-07-2021, 05:32 AM

have you discussed this with your family, who is going to take care of you while recovering?

**Slie** · 10-07-2021, 05:58 AM

Why are you getting it done? You've only mentioned a couple reasons that are not the reason for getting it done.

I'm getting the vibe you're either not being truthful to us or not truthful to yourself.

**jdboyd78** · 10-07-2021, 06:09 AM

Just an awful idea. The best outcome is you won't be crippled and be in constant pain.

**nielk** · 10-07-2021, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by LexBrah

I knew guys in the gym that took HGH and grew like 3 inches. Wouldn't that be safer and a chit ton cheaper?

edit:I dont agree with this btw. If it goes wrong you're gonna be like 3ft 6 in a wheelchair bro.

this is 100% bro science wtf. LOL

**LegDayLol** · 10-07-2021, 06:17 AM

Too many negative ****ots in here, OP. Women, famously, love long stringy legs and a short, squat torsos.

Seriously though won't this hurt your skin? It's gonna be ****ing stretched lmao

**Schnitzl** · 10-07-2021, 06:21 AM

**knightofday** · 10-07-2021, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by sabrosoed18

Five foot 6. Price is 35,000 euros which is about 40k USD. In the US it's about 100K +. Recovery is about 3-5 months for the first portion, then second portion takes a bit more longer. We're extending my femurs first, then tibias.

Holy fuark if srs, just recoiled reading that

OP is insane or fuking with us I hope

**knightofday** · 10-07-2021, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by jdboyd78

Just an awful idea. The best outcome is you won't be crippled and be in constant pain.

this is the only realistic outcome I can think of srs

**nielk** · 10-07-2021, 06:28 AM

annnd op is no where to be seen.

imagine being in your 20's and you already have more plastic surgery done on your self (as an apparent straight male) than most 50 year old women.

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