I was out at lunch with some friends and they were talking about how they experiencing the terrible twos with their first born.
I heard them out and said yeah man it’s crazy you basically have a little, hairless monkey running around ha ha. Hopefully he isn’t flinging chit around the house.
They both immediately had a disgruntled face and got somewhat butt hurt. I guess they didn’t appreciate that I would call their kid a monkey. It was just an analogy and obviously as they grow and mature they will hopefully become responsible adults
Misc parents please confirm?
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09-08-2021, 12:53 PM #1Registered User
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Is it wrong to compare toddlers to monkeys?
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09-08-2021, 01:07 PM #2Registered User
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Thats sexist and homophobic!
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09-08-2021, 01:17 PM #3Registered User
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Are your friends black op?
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09-08-2021, 01:21 PM #4Registered User
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No they are notOriginally Posted by Hutrapper
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09-08-2021, 01:23 PM #5
father of toddlers. one is 2.
they are definitely like monkeys at this point. they talk a bit though, makes it that much funnier.
like for example the other day
my son points at me and goes, "QUACK QUACK" that's what he calls ducks.
My wife died laughing.
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09-08-2021, 01:24 PM #6Registered User
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Then I see no issue.Originally Posted by TheScapeGOAT
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09-08-2021, 01:25 PM #7
Why the fk you even hanging out with people who are parents, stick to your own cliques
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09-08-2021, 01:42 PM #8Registered User
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Theyre probably uptight pricks or the way u said it just came out the wrong or u just dont know them well enough or something.
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You could have told them you were just following accurate modern biological classification, and reminded them that cladistically, they, you, the kid, and every human is a monkey, as humans, who are apes, arose within "monkeys" (specifically, arose within the Catarrhini).
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That was my next moveOriginally Posted by numberguy12
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lol no. I call my daughter little monkey all the time.
when I was really little my dad convinced my dumb ass that I was a flying bat-monkey from Wizard of Oz.
they're being overly sensitive*SoClose*
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