I think getting hit on by gay men is pretty CHADLY boyos
Went to a gay bar called troupe429 in Connecticut with my gf and a gay friend of hers and another chick (ded fkn Srs)
Actually a decent amount of straight chicks there
There was a drag show and where some fat ******* got dressed up as a chick
We knew the DJ so stayed til midnight dancing and ****.
Lot of skinnyfat twinks, fat ****gos, fem-****s, and just generic ****s
We’re about to leave and some jacked handsome **** (NO HOMO) taps me on the shoulder and asks my name.
Could legit feel this **** looking my direction most of the night
I talk to him for 15 seconds and then my gf walks up and puts her arms around me. You can see the disappointment in this ****s eyes as he asks “oh is this your GF”?
He proceeds to say how she’s a lucky girl etc and we bounce
It’s like a switch went off in my gfs brain because no longer than 10 min later I’m getting blown in the car
I wasn’t that into it so I had to think of getter_done’s forearms to finish in her mouth (ded fkn Srs)
CLIFFS:
bring chicks to a gay bar so you can get hit on and sucked off
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08-29-2021, 04:43 AM #1
went to a gay bar and got sucked off
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08-29-2021, 04:58 AM #7~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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Can confirm. Was out with a girl and she wanted to stop into a gay bar for a drink.
Tons of straight girls in there partying. I knew one of them who saw me and she was blowing my phone up later that night wanting to catch up for “a drink”PRs: Back Squat- 410x1 / Front Squat- 320x1/ Bench- 325x1 / Deadlift- 505x1
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08-29-2021, 05:42 AM #15~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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was that second picture necessary?
in b4 #relapse2021*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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