Like heard or smell it and it is only you and her in the room.
Would you accept it cuz everyone farts? Would you throw up and go NC on her? Etc?
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03-13-2021, 02:36 AM #1
Would You Get Turned Off if You Caught Your Gf Fart?
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I would probably laugh and I couldn’t look at her as a gf no more.
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03-13-2021, 03:10 AM #7
M'lady always farts in front of me. Sometimes traps me under the covers before doing so.
I do the same to her. Sometimes I will rip a nasty silent one next to her and watch closely as she realizes and tries to get away.I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.
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Seems like a lot of work. Let me change your life. Are you aware that if you fart into your cupped hand and close it like you’re holding something, then open your hand at your victim’s face, 90% of the fart’s potency will transfer? I do it to my cats often, they are not amused.
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03-13-2021, 03:48 AM #13
lol if you and your wife don't play the fart game
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I had previously responded to the video posted above of the cute, young girl ripping a fart that sounds like wet leather ripping. I believe I had posted something along the lines of: she could rip that gurgling bean beef burrito fart right on my nose while I sniff hard as FUKKKK with the force of 10,000 drug sniffing canines tearing apart a mexican drug lord's luggage at an international airport while onlookers stand around filming with their smartphones like plebs with a bit of drool dripping off their chins with the occasional Spanish cuss word floating congenially across the dense and slightly stale summer air inside the building...puta....de mierde....*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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03-13-2021, 03:51 AM #14
Lol if you don't sniff hard af when anyone farts
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03-13-2021, 03:59 AM #17*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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